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11/18/2009 11:22:38 AM EDT
Unlike humans, the oyster is usually ambisexual. It begins life as a male, then becomes a female, then changes back to being a male, then back to female. It may go back and forth many times.
11/18/2009 11:25:58 AM EDT
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Unlike most humans, the oyster is usually ambisexual. It begins life as a male, then becomes a female, then changes back to being a male, then back to female. It may go back and forth many times.


There, fixed it.   Don't forget, there are some weird SOBs out there.



 
11/18/2009 11:31:57 AM EDT
[#2]
Termites can't hear.
11/18/2009 11:55:51 AM EDT
[#3]
The 100 years war lasted 116 years.
11/18/2009 12:05:45 PM EDT
[#4]
DeMoss Hall at Liberty University at Lynchburg, VA (the main building for classrooms) is exactly the dimensions of Noah's Ark.

It's a BIG building.  
11/18/2009 12:07:55 PM EDT
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Unlike most humans, the oyster is usually ambisexual. It begins life as a male, then becomes a female, then changes back to being a male, then back to female. It may go back and forth many times.

There, fixed it.   Don't forget, there are some weird SOBs out there.
 


[cough] nazi pelosi [cough]
11/18/2009 12:16:36 PM EDT
[#6]
Mosquitos have teeth.
11/18/2009 12:22:01 PM EDT
[#7]
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Unlike most humans, the oyster is usually ambisexual. It begins life as a male, then becomes a female, then changes back to being a male, then back to female. It may go back and forth many times.

There, fixed it.   Don't forget, there are some weird SOBs out there.
 


oysters don't require surgery
11/18/2009 12:31:30 PM EDT
[#8]
Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.
11/18/2009 12:35:04 PM EDT
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Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.


so do the gangbanger graffitti artists here. they also likely smell the same.
11/18/2009 12:41:00 PM EDT
[#10]
The role of Winston, in the movie Ghost Busters, was originally written for Eddie Murphy.
11/18/2009 1:14:43 PM EDT
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Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.




so do the gangbanger graffitti artists here. they also likely smell the same.


They must be gifted, painting with their feet and all.





40% of people killed from falling off a horse are drunk.



 
11/18/2009 1:15:57 PM EDT
[#12]
But they never become furries.
11/18/2009 1:17:57 PM EDT
[#13]
Mr.Clean4hire used to run/manage strip club(s).






11/18/2009 1:20:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Illomata gyra (extinct oysters) can be found in the Buda clay in parts of Texas.  I once filled up a bucket with them, and still have a jar or two of them around somewhere.
11/18/2009 1:22:20 PM EDT
[#15]
Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7

(I wonder how they discovered THIS?  I guarantee it wasn't original research on my part.)

HH
11/18/2009 1:24:13 PM EDT
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Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7

(I wonder how they discovered THIS?  I guarantee it wasn't original research on my part.)

HH


We had a German working for us at one time. A bunch of us met at the airport for a weekend job.  He didn't pack any change of clothes - nothing.  Not even deodorant.  
11/18/2009 1:24:27 PM EDT
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Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7

(I wonder how they discovered THIS?  I guarantee it wasn't original research on my part.)

HH


SUUUUUUURE it wasn't  

you like the hoff to don't you
11/18/2009 1:25:27 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7

(I wonder how they discovered THIS?  I guarantee it wasn't original research on my part.)

HH


SUUUUUUURE it wasn't  

you like the hoff to don't you


Shhhhhh.....

HH
11/18/2009 1:28:13 PM EDT
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40% of people killed from falling off a horse are drunk.
 


You can get a DUI on a horse.
11/18/2009 1:31:02 PM EDT
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40% of people killed from falling off a horse are drunk.

 




You can get a DUI on a horse.


Depends on where you are riding.



 
11/18/2009 2:21:14 PM EDT
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The Former
South Viet Nam's currency was the Piastre, shortened to P's by American
soldiers.







Meanwhile the
unit of currency of North Viet Nam was the Dong.








How the South
Lost the War (again).







I have to ask
you….What is a more imposing figure….A Soldier with a pocket full of Pee or a
pocket full of Dong?














 
 
 
11/18/2009 2:59:08 PM EDT
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Unlike humans, the oyster is usually ambisexual. It begins life as a male, then becomes a female, then changes back to being a male, then back to female. It may go back and forth many times.


So, they're pretty much like TRG?