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11/4/2009 11:38:25 PM EDT
Anyone see this movie? It's one of Bruce Willis' older movies. I've always liked it, but watching it tonight I've really come to appreciate what a good flick it is. It's funny, it's strange, it's very well done.

11/4/2009 11:47:53 PM EDT
[#1]
11/4/2009 11:48:29 PM EDT
[#2]
Would ya like to swing on a star?
11/4/2009 11:56:28 PM EDT
[#3]
siiiiide byyyy siiiide.....


great movie. It's definitely different, but enjoyable.

watched it MANY times.
11/5/2009 12:11:30 AM EDT
[#4]
If Leonardo DaVinci were alive he would be naked eating sushi in the back of a limousine with us!
11/5/2009 12:22:05 AM EDT
[#5]
bunny ball ball
11/5/2009 12:24:06 AM EDT
[#6]
It is good it the Howard the Duck kind of way. Enough bourbon and any movie is good.
11/5/2009 12:26:18 AM EDT
[#7]

Beware the blue wire.
11/5/2009 12:30:13 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:

Beware the blue wire.


Now howd he know about that?
11/5/2009 12:37:21 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:

Beware the blue wire.


My name is Kit Kat. This is not a dream.
11/5/2009 3:31:08 AM EDT
[#10]
Loved that movie!

"Play some nintendo,,,,,BONE some chicks!"

"Whats nintendo?"
11/5/2009 3:43:57 AM EDT
[#11]

"I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!"
"Betty Jo Bialowski? I can get you an address on that, if you want."

"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career."

"I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Rome. I did my first bare-handed strangulation here. Communist politician."
"Why George, you old softie."
"God, I miss Communism. The Red threat... people were scared... the agency had some respect and I got laid every night. "

"Get this fucking thing off my head!"
"Hey Tommy, look at Snickers. He's about to have a bad migraine."
"Maybe it was a dud."
*BOOM*

11/5/2009 3:48:47 AM EDT
[#12]
I love it, my wife hates it.

"Or would you rather be a fish?"
11/5/2009 3:51:28 AM EDT
[#13]
Haven't seen it in awhile, but I loved it as a kid.
11/5/2009 3:56:29 AM EDT
[#14]
"Good, Yogi......."









ETA: On netflix instant btw...



 
11/5/2009 4:09:02 AM EDT
[#15]
A true classic! Watch it whenever I see that it is on.
11/5/2009 4:45:22 AM EDT
[#16]
Oh Bunny.  Ball Ball. <ball out window with dog following>
11/5/2009 5:08:52 AM EDT
[#17]
I believe this movie could have been as successful as The Princess Bride if they would have left out the swearing.  There was no other reason to make this rated R.  They would have made gobs of money from the 13-17 crowd.  Awesome movie just the same.  One of my all time favorites.

MJ
11/5/2009 5:10:11 AM EDT
[#18]
It is the only movie I ever walked out of... I think I was 13.
11/5/2009 5:11:58 AM EDT
[#19]




Quoted:

I believe this movie could have been as successful as The Princess Bride if they would have left out the swearing. There was no other reason to make this rated R. They would have made gobs of money from the 13-17 crowd. Awesome movie just the same. One of my all time favorites.



MJ




+1.  I keep thinking that about a bunch of movies.  I'd love to watch some of the classics with my daughter, but there's too much swearing.
11/5/2009 5:34:11 AM EDT
[#20]
great movie... I haven't seen it in ages though...

I'll probably stream it on netflix, later on...
11/5/2009 5:35:41 AM EDT
[#21]
hated it
11/5/2009 5:38:06 AM EDT
[#22]
I like it.

I do find it funny however that so many people and film critics bash it all the time. I bet most of them really like it but they just follow one persons view and take it as gospel.
11/5/2009 7:09:40 AM EDT
[#23]
i love that movie. kinda stupid, but good one liners. funny.
11/5/2009 7:12:31 AM EDT
[#24]





Quoted:



i love that movie. kinda stupid, but good one liners. funny.



It was one of the only movies made of 90% one-liners that actually made sense AND was funny.





 
11/5/2009 7:20:27 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:

"I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!"
"Betty Jo Bialowski? I can get you an address on that, if you want."



I live in the town Bruce Willis grew up in, Penns Grove, NJ. This line is funny because he was in a relationship with this chick in his high school years and her name is Betty Jo Buyarski.
11/5/2009 7:22:32 AM EDT
[#26]
Tagged for reminder to put on Netflix.

11/5/2009 7:30:21 AM EDT
[#27]
bruce actually directed this if i remember correrctly.  Nope i was wrong just wrote it.  oh well
11/5/2009 7:33:32 AM EDT
[#28]
Great movie

 Could I have some ketchup?

 
11/5/2009 7:33:56 AM EDT
[#29]
air bags, can you fucking believe it?
11/5/2009 7:34:18 AM EDT
[#30]
I always enjoyed the scene where he tossed the coins in the toll booth while riding through on the stretcher.

11/5/2009 7:36:40 AM EDT
[#31]


11/5/2009 7:46:20 AM EDT
[#32]
Decent movie.

I'd buy it out of the $5 bin.
11/5/2009 7:57:27 AM EDT
[#33]
One of my favorite movies.
11/5/2009 8:50:23 AM EDT
[#34]
Hudson Hornet

11/5/2009 8:53:02 AM EDT
[#35]
Love it.

11/5/2009 8:55:52 AM EDT
[#36]
I'm pretty sure that whatever Bruce's prom date's name, the Betty Jo Bialowski reference is to Firesign Theatre. From his personality, I'm willing to bet he is or was a fan.
11/5/2009 9:31:41 AM EDT
[#37]
One of those quirky movies that you'd love to hate, but it's just too cool with way too many triple-entendres.

Andie McDowell isn't too hard on the eyes, either.

And the Willis-Aiello cover of "Swinging on a Star" is one of the best every.
11/5/2009 9:38:15 AM EDT
[#38]
MTVIA's
11/5/2009 9:40:47 AM EDT
[#39]
I use Hudson Hawk, The 'Burbs and Nothing But Trouble to judge a person's sense of humor.

If they don't like at least one of those they probably think Larry the Cable Guy is the best thing ever.
11/5/2009 9:43:42 AM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:

(I)... find it funny however that so many people and film critics bash it all the time.


Could never understand that either.

 



Then again, I think that if a good editor had clipped out 20 minutes or so, "Ishtar" would have been a comedy classic.
11/5/2009 10:02:11 AM EDT
[#41]
"Almond Joy. Get it? Candy bars. Well, it's better than when we first started out. Our code names were diseases. Do you know what it's like being called Chlamydia for a year?"




Or would you rather be a pig?
11/5/2009 10:07:18 AM EDT
[#42]
Five - Oh - Oh...  


Well, I ain't got a barrel of... Moneeeeeee!
11/5/2009 10:24:46 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
I use Hudson Hawk, The 'Burbs and Nothing But Trouble to judge a person's sense of humor.

If they don't like at least one of those they probably think Larry the Cable Guy is the best thing ever.


Those three movies git 'ir done. Larry the cable guy does not git 'ir done.

Rumsfield would be a member here