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Need to relocate? Take your house with you.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2lsb6ad.jpg

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If the truck breaks down on the way, no problem.

http://i37.tinypic.com/xpda3d.jpg


Airplane won't start? No problem. Passengers help push start it, in reverse.

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If you don't like flying, you can always buy a fake Mercedes (bottom image is the Chicom copy).

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Or, you can opt for a moped, and get a hummer while you ride.

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When you get to your destination, enjoy some breakfast cooked on a shovel.

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What are those ostrich eggs?

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That shovel thing could come in very handy.  I won't say anything about the moped idea.