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Posted: 10/17/2009 2:57:36 PM EDT

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Go.

Posted: 10/17/2009 2:59:22 PM EDT

[#1]

Conficious say, man running behind truck get exhausted

Posted: 10/17/2009 2:59:59 PM EDT

[#2]

He who pee up wind shine own shoe

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:01:05 PM EDT

[#3]

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:01:06 PM EDT

[#4]

Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.

BEAT BY 1 DAMN SECOND!

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:06:58 PM EDT

[#5]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:07:00 PM EDT

[#6]

Man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:07:48 PM EDT

[#7]

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:07:56 PM EDT

[#8]

Man who represent self in court have fool for client

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:08:51 PM EDT

[#9]

Man who run into fence strains himself

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:09:46 PM EDT

[#10]

He who stands on toilet is high on pot...

When life got you upside down... Chin up!

Patrick

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:10:47 PM EDT

[#11]

Confucious say baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:11:01 PM EDT

[#12]

These are great

.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:13:29 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Confucious say baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

I raffed and rost on that one! Never heard it before.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:21:29 PM EDT

[#14]

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:26:10 PM EDT

[#15]

Prostitute on bicycle peddles her ass all over town....

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:27:50 PM EDT

[#16]

Man who go to bed with woman problem on mind wake up with solution in hand.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:29:32 PM EDT

[#17]

thats racist

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:31:00 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
thats racist

I'm Asian too, and I'm loving it! Keep it up!

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:31:53 PM EDT

[#19]

LOL, these are killing me.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:32:19 PM EDT

[#20]

Confucious say, man with enormous cock can provide chicken dinner

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:32:25 PM EDT

[#21]

Man who vote for Obama fucked in head.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:35:01 PM EDT

[#22]

Man with one watch always knows what time it is, man with two is never really sure.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:35:44 PM EDT

[#23]

Confucious say, woman who marry detective kiss dick.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:38:55 PM EDT

[#24]

Confucius say, never hire man with just one buttock. Will always do job half-assed.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:44:51 PM EDT

[#25]

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:46:28 PM EDT

[#26]

Confucious say man who lay woman in grass have piece on earth.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:47:00 PM EDT

[#27]

Confucious say man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:48:17 PM EDT

[#28]

Confucius say, man going sideways through Airport turnstile surely is going to Bangkok.........

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:48:48 PM EDT

[#29]

Confucious say he who stand in front of car get tired.

Confucious say he who stand behind car get exhausted.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:49:02 PM EDT

[#30]

Girl who fly upside down have hairy crackup

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:49:28 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Conficious say, man running behind truck get exhausted

Confucious say, man running in FRONT of truck get tired........

Dammit, beat again.....

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:53:31 PM EDT

[#32]

Confucious say: 2 wrongs never make a right, but 3 rights make a left.

Posted: 10/17/2009 3:59:36 PM EDT

[#33]

Confuscious sy: Bigamy is one wife too many - monogamy is same thing....

Posted: 10/17/2009 4:00:49 PM EDT

[#34]

Confucious said that of three men walking down the street, two could be my teacher.

Obama taught me that the presidency can be stolen.
Tommy Geitner taught me that you can evade taxes and still become Secretary of the Treasury.

Guess he was right.

Posted: 10/17/2009 4:04:12 PM EDT

[#35]

...may you live in interesting times. Yep.

Posted: 10/17/2009 4:06:19 PM EDT

[#36]

Confucious say Oral sex make one's day, anal sex make one's hole week

Posted: 10/17/2009 4:24:45 PM EDT

[#37]

He who eats jelly beans farts in technicolor.

He who talks with forked tongue should not kiss balloon.

Posted: 10/17/2009 4:38:24 PM EDT

[#38]

man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time

Posted: 10/17/2009 4:39:57 PM EDT

[#39]

Confucious say he who throw dirt on others only losing ground.

Posted: 10/17/2009 4:47:35 PM EDT

[#40]

man who doesnt bathe his cat likes smelly pussy

Posted: 10/17/2009 5:24:20 PM EDT

[#41]

Man with nerve connecting eyes to ass have a shitty outlook on life.

Posted: 10/17/2009 6:08:09 PM EDT

[#42]

Confucius say: Man who eats crackers in bed have crumby sleep...

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