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10/17/2009 12:46:45 PM EDT
Please allow me to vent, as I normally do not get worked up!


Those god-damn motherfuckers at the fucking Providence 14 Cinema in Mount Juliet had the fucking audacity to go and post a silly fucking "No Firearms Allowed" sign. Those fascist idiots who regularly take advantage of the fact that their moms are all whores went and spoiled my afternoon with my two kids. My poor little guy and girl are only 5 and 2 and don't understand why these cocksuckers don't want their daddy to be able to protect them! Fucking cunt-waste douchebags don't want my dollars and I won't give 'em any. Who wants to see their "Where the Wild Things Are" movie anyways. I just want to treat my kids to something they want and lo and behold - the fucking movie Nazi's put up a sign.

ETA: And the little pussies that they are did it with a tiny little sign over on the side that you can't read unless you get close enough to fuck their glass window. "Plainly Visible" my ass. I hope some crack head comes by and shoves that sign up your ass before he dry-fucks you all into submission!

And this is to all the waste, scum, low-life politicians in the State of Tennessee who feel that signs like that carry the weight of the law! You pieces of filth! And some of you call yourselves conservative! You low-down, lying bastards. You fuck up all the fun of the peaceful good guys in this world, then wonder why the god-damn crime is out of fucking control! It's cause you won't let me shoot the mother-fucking criminals in the cranium when they need it! As far as I care, you can eat shit and die. H1N1 on all ya'll's asses!

Back to you no good movie theaters out there - fuck you with a splintered broomstick! May you catch AIDS and die a slow painful death. May your wives nag you incessantly all the rest of your miserable little lives. Don't come lookuing to me when your savior - Obungo - destroys what's left of this republic and takes away your freedoms, too, cause I won't help your little pussy selves!

/Rant.

Whew - that feels a little better.
10/17/2009 12:50:20 PM EDT
[#1]


Good rant and very appropriate. I hope you said those very words to the pimply faced manager. If I see a no gun sign I always express my displeasure at the sight of them.

10/17/2009 1:20:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Please allow me to vent, as I normally do not get worked up!


Those god-damn motherfuckers at the fucking Providence 14 Cinema in Mount Juliet had the fucking audacity to go and post a silly fucking "No Firearms Allowed" sign. Those fascist idiots who regularly take advantage of the fact that their moms are all whores went and spoiled my afternoon with my two kids. My poor little guy and girl are only 5 and 2 and don't understand why these cocksuckers don't want their daddy to be able to protect them! Fucking cunt-waste douchebags don't want my dollars and I won't give 'em any. Who wants to see their "Where the Wild Things Are" movie anyways. I just want to treat my kids to something they want and lo and behold - the fucking movie Nazi's put up a sign.

ETA: And the little pussies that they are did it with a tiny little sign over on the side that you can't read unless you get close enough to fuck their glass window. "Plainly Visible" my ass. I hope some crack head comes by and shoves that sign up your ass before he dry-fucks you all into submission!

And this is to all the waste, scum, low-life politicians in the State of Tennessee who feel that signs like that carry the weight of the law! You pieces of filth! And some of you call yourselves conservative! You low-down, lying bastards. You fuck up all the fun of the peaceful good guys in this world, then wonder why the god-damn crime is out of fucking control! It's cause you won't let me shoot the mother-fucking criminals in the cranium when they need it! As far as I care, you can eat shit and die. H1N1 on all ya'll's asses!

Back to you no good movie theaters out there - fuck you with a splintered broomstick! May you catch AIDS and die a slow painful death. May your wives nag you incessantly all the rest of your miserable little lives. Don't come lookuing to me when your savior - Obungo - destroys what's left of this republic and takes away your freedoms, too, cause I won't help your little pussy selves!

/Rant.

Whew - that feels a little better.


WTF are you doing bitching about it?  Go round up Charlie Daniels and go back down there and bitch slap them.
10/17/2009 1:21:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Its just a continuation of the pussification of the country. They moving in the direction of a total ban and making those who like guns out to be demons.
10/17/2009 1:22:57 PM EDT
[#4]
Well said!
10/17/2009 1:24:19 PM EDT
[#5]
That sign kept you out?
10/17/2009 1:27:27 PM EDT
[#6]
you wish death by nagging wife....  i can't think of anything worse.
10/17/2009 1:27:54 PM EDT
[#7]
Concealed, means concealed
10/17/2009 1:28:04 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
That sign kept you out?


I am man enough to not go where I am not wanted.

Also, I WILL NOT support financially any establishment that is anti-2A. That would just be asinine!
10/17/2009 1:30:41 PM EDT
[#9]
In Kentucky the signs do not carry the weight of the law.  If the business finds out you have a gun they can ask you leave.  If you refuse then you can be charged with trespassing.  I don't even look for the signs up here (they are pretty goddamn rare anyway).
10/17/2009 1:31:14 PM EDT
[#10]
Ignore the signs and carry concealed, nobody will know, ever.
10/17/2009 1:35:23 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Concealed, means concealed


Yep.
10/17/2009 1:37:30 PM EDT
[#12]
Were you a Nova teacher Usagi?
10/17/2009 1:38:00 PM EDT
[#13]
10/10!
Fuck those assholes. You know, alot of those signs get ignored. Just sayin'.
10/17/2009 1:40:16 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Ignore the signs and carry concealed, nobody will know, ever.


Can't do that in TN - can lose your permit & face misdemeanor charges, a fine, and prison time (up to 11 months, 29 days). Not worth it to me. Besides, these assholes don't want me there - so I don't want to be there.

FWIW - a letter I wrote them:
"Today I was very disappointed to discover that there is a "no firearms allowed" sign at the Providence 14 cinema. As a Tennessee Handgun Carry Permit holder, I have had a background check with the FBI, passed a training class examination, demonstrated competence in front of a certified firearms instructor, been fingerprinted by the state, and have invested over $1000 total in so doing for the specific reason to be able to protect my life and my family. Now your establishment puts up a sign that will not keep out criminals - only disarm the law abiding. Such action is not only objectionable, but is anti-2nd Amendment. I must ask since your company obviously disregards our rights under the Second Amendment, which rights will you disregard next? If your company is unwilling to remove such signage, I have no option but to refrain from patronage of your company and suggest to all my family and friends to do same. Please do the right thing - think, educate yourself on this subject, and remove the signage as it accomplishes nothing positive for your company. "
10/17/2009 2:36:02 PM EDT
[#15]
0/10... not rantable.  Not rant worthy.  Dude, relax.  For crying out loud, it's a fucking movie.  A movie attended by a bunch of fucking ankle biting kids.  You sound like you are going to have to breach the soda fountain, rescue some popcorn, then fight your way to your seats.  For God's sake, stay the fuck out of the restrooms!  DANGER in there! You sound like you are going  to watch a movie in a hot LZ, or something.  It's a fucking movie.  A MOVIE!  Jeezle peezle!  In your case, I would want wand sweeps and cavity searches of you and your spawn.




ETA:  Got to be the biggest bunch of paranoid pussies in here.  Sometimes, I think that the morlocks on the DU have bigger spleens.
 

 

 
10/17/2009 2:43:27 PM EDT
[#16]
Good but needs more Fucks and a cocksuckers would have been good also
that said fuck the fucking cocksuckers
10/17/2009 2:49:09 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ignore the signs and carry concealed, nobody will know, ever.


Can't do that in TN - can lose your permit & face misdemeanor charges, a fine, and prison time (up to 11 months, 29 days). Not worth it to me. Besides, these assholes don't want me there - so I don't want to be there.

FWIW - a letter I wrote them:
"Today I was very disappointed to discover that there is a "no firearms allowed" sign at the Providence 14 cinema. As a Tennessee Handgun Carry Permit holder, I have had a background check with the FBI, passed a training class examination, demonstrated competence in front of a certified firearms instructor, been fingerprinted by the state, and have invested over $1000 total in so doing for the specific reason to be able to protect my life and my family. Now your establishment puts up a sign that will not keep out criminals - only disarm the law abiding. Such action is not only objectionable, but is anti-2nd Amendment. I must ask since your company obviously disregards our rights under the Second Amendment, which rights will you disregard next? If your company is unwilling to remove such signage, I have no option but to refrain from patronage of your company and suggest to all my family and friends to do same. Please do the right thing - think, educate yourself on this subject, and remove the signage as it accomplishes nothing positive for your company. "


Christ ass man! I bitched because it had to spend $125 for my lifetime permit and didn't have to take any classes, qualify, or register my weapons. It was cash, finger prints, and a 10 long week wait.

ETA- What costs so much? How long is the permit good for at that insane cost?
10/17/2009 3:37:15 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ignore the signs and carry concealed, nobody will know, ever.


Can't do that in TN - can lose your permit & face misdemeanor charges, a fine, and prison time (up to 11 months, 29 days). Not worth it to me. Besides, these assholes don't want me there - so I don't want to be there.

FWIW - a letter I wrote them:
"Today I was very disappointed to discover that there is a "no firearms allowed" sign at the Providence 14 cinema. As a Tennessee Handgun Carry Permit holder, I have had a background check with the FBI, passed a training class examination, demonstrated competence in front of a certified firearms instructor, been fingerprinted by the state, and have invested over $1000 total in so doing for the specific reason to be able to protect my life and my family. Now your establishment puts up a sign that will not keep out criminals - only disarm the law abiding. Such action is not only objectionable, but is anti-2nd Amendment. I must ask since your company obviously disregards our rights under the Second Amendment, which rights will you disregard next? If your company is unwilling to remove such signage, I have no option but to refrain from patronage of your company and suggest to all my family and friends to do same. Please do the right thing - think, educate yourself on this subject, and remove the signage as it accomplishes nothing positive for your company. "


Christ ass man! I bitched because it had to spend $125 for my lifetime permit and didn't have to take any classes, qualify, or register my weapons. It was cash, finger prints, and a 10 long week wait.

ETA- What costs so much? How long is the permit good for at that insane cost?


HCP class - $65 (most around here are more - often as much as $130)
HCP Class for wife - $65
HCP Permit - $115
HCP Permit for wife - $115
Carry pistol - $500
Carry pistol for wife - $500
So, the way I figure, this investment has been $1350. Well worth it, if you ask me.

ETA:
Also, for the asshat, "EarlBypass" that says calm down - dude, you seriously that stupid to think I am this mad over missing a movie?!?!?!?
Seriously, it's not like it was Star Wars or something.
I am mad at the stupid shit-for-brains butt-fuckers that posted the idiot sign. I seriously hope they accidentally have some gang-banger shove a micro-car up their asses. And I'm ranting at the no-good prostitutes called politicians (sorry to all of you prostitutes out there) who made the damn dumbass law!
10/17/2009 3:38:55 PM EDT
[#19]




Quoted:

Concealed, means concealed




Was gonna post this!
10/17/2009 3:45:54 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

That sign kept you out?


I would have watched the movie, then on the way out asked to see the manager. I would have told him how I felt about his fucked up policy, then said: "But I carried mine anyway!" followed by a long and loud

10/17/2009 3:46:00 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Good rant and very appropriate. I hope you said those very words to the pimply faced manager. If I see a no gun sign I always express my displeasure at the sight of them.



Good rant, yes.

I would politely voice my displeasure to the pimply faced manager and ask him to pass it up the chain of command, but he (pimple face) didn't make the policy. I don't think.
10/17/2009 3:46:28 PM EDT
[#22]
10/10
10/17/2009 3:51:47 PM EDT
[#23]




Quoted:

Concealed, means concealed




This
10/17/2009 3:53:04 PM EDT
[#24]


That's one good thing about Iowa - those signs mean nothing here.  I feel for you all in states where they do.



10/17/2009 3:53:07 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Please allow me to vent, as I normally do not get worked up!


Those god-damn motherfuckers at the fucking Providence 14 Cinema in Mount Juliet had the fucking audacity to go and post a silly fucking "No Firearms Allowed" sign. Those fascist idiots who regularly take advantage of the fact that their moms are all whores went and spoiled my afternoon with my two kids. My poor little guy and girl are only 5 and 2 and don't understand why these cocksuckers don't want their daddy to be able to protect them! Fucking cunt-waste douchebags don't want my dollars and I won't give 'em any. Who wants to see their "Where the Wild Things Are" movie anyways. I just want to treat my kids to something they want and lo and behold - the fucking movie Nazi's put up a sign.

ETA: And the little pussies that they are did it with a tiny little sign over on the side that you can't read unless you get close enough to fuck their glass window. "Plainly Visible" my ass. I hope some crack head comes by and shoves that sign up your ass before he dry-fucks you all into submission!

And this is to all the waste, scum, low-life politicians in the State of Tennessee who feel that signs like that carry the weight of the law! You pieces of filth! And some of you call yourselves conservative! You low-down, lying bastards. You fuck up all the fun of the peaceful good guys in this world, then wonder why the god-damn crime is out of fucking control! It's cause you won't let me shoot the mother-fucking criminals in the cranium when they need it! As far as I care, you can eat shit and die. H1N1 on all ya'll's asses!

Back to you no good movie theaters out there - fuck you with a splintered broomstick! May you catch AIDS and die a slow painful death. May your wives nag you incessantly all the rest of your miserable little lives. Don't come lookuing to me when your savior - Obungo - destroys what's left of this republic and takes away your freedoms, too, cause I won't help your little pussy selves!

/Rant.

Whew - that feels a little better.


WTF are you doing bitching about it?  Go round up Charlie Daniels and go back down there and bitch slap them.


He'll have to wait. Charlie is putting on a concert tonight in Daytona Beach.

10/17/2009 3:54:17 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Please allow me to vent, as I normally do not get worked up!


Those god-damn motherfuckers at the fucking Providence 14 Cinema in Mount Juliet had the fucking audacity to go and post a silly fucking "No Firearms Allowed" sign. Those fascist idiots who regularly take advantage of the fact that their moms are all whores went and spoiled my afternoon with my two kids. My poor little guy and girl are only 5 and 2 and don't understand why these cocksuckers don't want their daddy to be able to protect them! Fucking cunt-waste douchebags don't want my dollars and I won't give 'em any. Who wants to see their "Where the Wild Things Are" movie anyways. I just want to treat my kids to something they want and lo and behold - the fucking movie Nazi's put up a sign.

ETA: And the little pussies that they are did it with a tiny little sign over on the side that you can't read unless you get close enough to fuck their glass window. "Plainly Visible" my ass. I hope some crack head comes by and shoves that sign up your ass before he dry-fucks you all into submission!

And this is to all the waste, scum, low-life politicians in the State of Tennessee who feel that signs like that carry the weight of the law! You pieces of filth! And some of you call yourselves conservative! You low-down, lying bastards. You fuck up all the fun of the peaceful good guys in this world, then wonder why the god-damn crime is out of fucking control! It's cause you won't let me shoot the mother-fucking criminals in the cranium when they need it! As far as I care, you can eat shit and die. H1N1 on all ya'll's asses!

Back to you no good movie theaters out there - fuck you with a splintered broomstick! May you catch AIDS and die a slow painful death. May your wives nag you incessantly all the rest of your miserable little lives. Don't come lookuing to me when your savior - Obungo - destroys what's left of this republic and takes away your freedoms, too, cause I won't help your little pussy selves!

/Rant.

Whew - that feels a little better.


Nice rant.

Concealed means concealed.

I would register concern when they post metal detectors at the door.

10/17/2009 3:55:05 PM EDT
[#27]
I guess this might actually affect those who open carry, on second thought.

TN OC friendly?
10/17/2009 3:55:28 PM EDT
[#28]
How would they ever even know that you were carrying?
10/17/2009 4:05:56 PM EDT
[#29]







Quoted:
blah, blah, blah...
ETA:
Also, for the asshat, "EarlBypass" that says calm down - dude, you seriously that stupid to think I am this mad over missing a movie?!?!?!?
Seriously, it's not like it was Star Wars or something.
I am mad at the stupid shit-for-brains butt-fuckers that posted the idiot sign. I seriously hope they accidentally have some gang-banger shove a micro-car up their asses. And I'm ranting at the no-good prostitutes called politicians (sorry to all of you prostitutes out there) who made the damn dumbass law!
... Those god-damn motherfuckers at the fucking Providence 14 Cinema in
Mount Juliet had the fucking audacity to go and post a silly fucking
"No Firearms Allowed" sign.
So they kicked you out after you bladed@45, or the posting of the little sign over in the window caused you to trip sub-orbital?   My God man, how  in the blazing fuck did you two ever survive long enough, to have your precious fuck trophies?  I mean really?  Maybe it's just me... traveled to and stayed in over thirty countries, been shot at, and never felt safer than when I was in CONUS.  I mailed in a copy of my DD-214.  Didn't need no stinking classes.




And now, all of a sudden, everyone is out to get you and yours?  Don't fucking play with me Skippy.  You know, after hearing your idiotic spew, I am glad they put that sign up.  For people with brainfuckingdead attitudes like you around, I want that sign up, and placed where you don't have to look for it.




ETA:  Dude, relax.  Think of your kids and how Daddy coming unglued at the slightest provocation will affect them.  They will grow up thinking you are a
Liberal  RINO.







ETA:  Furthermore, you are avatar challenged.
 
10/17/2009 5:18:13 PM EDT
[#30]
I like the line I heard on a movie once:

"I wish you know harm (Villain's name).  But may all of your teeth fall out but one.  And may that tooth give you pain for the rest of your life."
10/17/2009 5:19:48 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
10/10! Fuck those assholes. You know, alot of those signs get ignored. Just sayin'.


Amen!
10/17/2009 5:32:47 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Good rant and very appropriate. I hope you said those very words to the pimply faced manager. If I see a no gun sign I always express my displeasure at the sight of them.



Yeah, I hope he did, too. It helps the cause of gun owners everywhere when one of us looks like a complete lunatic instead of reasoning with the guy in a calm manner.
10/17/2009 5:34:50 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
That sign kept you out?


I am man enough to not go where I am not wanted.

Also, I WILL NOT support financially any establishment that is anti-2A. That would just be asinine!


If you won't support any anti-2A establishments, why were you going to a movie in the first place?

Hollywood doesn't thing you "need" to be armed, pretty much universally.
10/17/2009 5:36:09 PM EDT
[#34]
There's only one movie house in town?
10/17/2009 5:39:12 PM EDT
[#35]
10/17/2009 5:42:11 PM EDT
[#36]
The Wachovia branches in northern VA sport "No Guns" signs.

They have been robbed four times in the last three weeks.

Karma, baby.
10/17/2009 5:55:39 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
The Wachovia branches in northern VA sport "No Guns" signs.

They have been robbed four times in the last three weeks.

Karma, baby.


Thanks for the link - that one is going on the ol' blog!
10/17/2009 6:04:29 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Please allow me to vent, as I normally do not get worked up!


Those god-damn motherfuckers at the fucking Providence 14 Cinema in Mount Juliet had the fucking audacity to go and post a silly fucking "No Firearms Allowed" sign. Those fascist idiots who regularly take advantage of the fact that their moms are all whores went and spoiled my afternoon with my two kids. My poor little guy and girl are only 5 and 2 and don't understand why these cocksuckers don't want their daddy to be able to protect them! Fucking cunt-waste douchebags don't want my dollars and I won't give 'em any. Who wants to see their "Where the Wild Things Are" movie anyways. I just want to treat my kids to something they want and lo and behold - the fucking movie Nazi's put up a sign.

ETA: And the little pussies that they are did it with a tiny little sign over on the side that you can't read unless you get close enough to fuck their glass window. "Plainly Visible" my ass. I hope some crack head comes by and shoves that sign up your ass before he dry-fucks you all into submission!

And this is to all the waste, scum, low-life politicians in the State of Tennessee who feel that signs like that carry the weight of the law! You pieces of filth! And some of you call yourselves conservative! You low-down, lying bastards. You fuck up all the fun of the peaceful good guys in this world, then wonder why the god-damn crime is out of fucking control! It's cause you won't let me shoot the mother-fucking criminals in the cranium when they need it! As far as I care, you can eat shit and die. H1N1 on all ya'll's asses!

Back to you no good movie theaters out there - fuck you with a splintered broomstick! May you catch AIDS and die a slow painful death. May your wives nag you incessantly all the rest of your miserable little lives. Don't come lookuing to me when your savior - Obungo - destroys what's left of this republic and takes away your freedoms, too, cause I won't help your little pussy selves!

/Rant.

Whew - that feels a little better.


That's the key to what is wrong. The Government is protecting the criminal.

No more government = no more criminals. Wait for it.

10/18/2009 9:31:52 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:

That's the key to what is wrong. The Government is protecting the criminal.

No more government = no more criminals. Wait for it.



I suggest the government is more full of criminals (some not as of yet convicted) than most jails.
10/18/2009 9:33:14 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
That sign kept you out?


THIS
10/18/2009 9:37:47 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
That sign kept you out?


THIS


I notice these posts are only made by people who do not carry in either TN or TX, two of the states (maybe the only two) where the posted sign carries the weight of law.


ETA: I do not condone breaking the law, no matter how unconstitutional I think it is. I will not teach my children that behavior.
10/18/2009 9:41:15 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The Wachovia branches in northern VA sport "No Guns" signs.

They have been robbed four times in the last three weeks.

Karma, baby.


Thanks for the link - that one is going on the ol' blog!


IIRC you're not allowed to carry in banks due to state law.
10/18/2009 9:48:55 AM EDT
[#43]
From Arfcom Epicurean:



"While we generally focus on the dining presentations submitted by the brethren, we occasionally will comment on good art in general.  We found this rant a solid work by a relative newcomer in this medium.  Appropriate use of expletives, a solid foundation in petty annoyance, and otherwise good spelling and grammar all combine to elevate the viewer to a good level of pseudo-sympathy.  While not Paradise Lost, we can compare this work to Milton's early efforts and look forward to continue development by this fine master of the pen."



8/10



AE
10/18/2009 9:53:22 AM EDT
[#44]
I LOL at "No guns" signs. Unless there is a metal detector or a pat down I go ahead.
10/18/2009 10:12:21 AM EDT
[#45]
See if your state will let you carry there anyways. Regardless if there is a sign there that says no guns.

If your state allows it, then keep a copy of the state statue where it says their sign doesn't mean shit and give it to them as you leave their theater.
10/18/2009 1:51:56 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
See if your state will let you carry there anyways. Regardless if there is a sign there that says no guns.

If your state allows it, then keep a copy of the state statue where it says their sign doesn't mean shit and give it to them as you leave their theater.


<––-

Look at my info. I live in TN. TN gives owners of all sorts of establishment the right to post a sign. According to TCA 39-17-1359; a HCP holder who carries in a posted place is subject to fine, imprisonment, and loss of the HCP.

We have some pretty good gun laws here, but this is one that our former democratic leadership got absolutely wrong. Thank God we now have a conservative majority in the state house and senate. Hopefully a conservative Governor next year.
10/18/2009 1:54:26 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
That sign kept you out?


You share my Exact thoughts...

10/18/2009 1:59:45 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
That sign kept you out?


THIS


I notice these posts are only made by people who do not carry in either TN or TX, two of the states (maybe the only two) where the posted sign carries the weight of law.


ETA: I do not condone breaking the law, no matter how unconstitutional I think it is. I will not teach my children that behavior.


North Carolina is another State where those signs carry the weight of the law.

10/18/2009 5:40:02 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
I notice these posts are only made by people who do not carry in either TN or TX, two of the states (maybe the only two) where the posted sign carries the weight of law.


Criminal Trespass in Ohio to ignore a posted sign.

10/18/2009 7:23:09 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Criminal Trespass in Ohio to ignore a posted sign.


Can you lose the carry permit? Do jail time? Pay a fine?
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