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10/1/2009 4:21:50 PM EDT
How do you get a guy in your squad to stop blue falconing everyone else all the fucking time?  I am getting sick of front leaning rest...
10/1/2009 4:22:56 PM EDT
[#1]
What?
10/1/2009 4:24:20 PM EDT
[#2]
Try countering with a space ghost.
10/1/2009 4:25:05 PM EDT
[#3]
um.

Grenade or something....
10/1/2009 4:25:18 PM EDT
[#4]




Quoted:

What?




Blue Falcon= buddy fucker.  If you don't know then...well you don't know.
10/1/2009 4:26:53 PM EDT
[#5]
Huh?

Apparently a lot of us are out of the loop.
10/1/2009 4:27:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:

Quoted:
What?


Blue Falcon= buddy fucker.  If you don't know then...well you don't know.



ETA:  Misinterpreted what that meant.  Never heard the term Blue Falcon used.

10/1/2009 4:28:43 PM EDT
[#7]
blue falcon is a buddy fucker or someone who looks after their own self interests above others.

Blackball him, if he wants to be excluded then exclude him from events projects and watch him burn.
10/1/2009 4:28:44 PM EDT
[#8]
use your pimp hand for the bitch
10/1/2009 4:29:51 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
What?


Blue Falcon= buddy fucker.  If you don't know then...well you don't know.



The communal skank.  I get it.  Never heard the term Blue Falcon used.



Not this, see above posts
10/1/2009 4:30:33 PM EDT
[#10]
Every time he fucks up you get stronger, whats not to like?







In all seriousness maybe your squad should talk to him and get him squared away.

If that doesn't work then blackball him as a group.

ETA: If you're in a barracks situation then it isn't hard to make someones life miserable if the squad is in on it.
10/1/2009 4:30:56 PM EDT
[#11]


Blanket party



Stitch his lips and eyelids shut

10/1/2009 4:32:09 PM EDT
[#12]
A visit at night with a sock filled with a bar of soap.
10/1/2009 4:32:50 PM EDT
[#13]
Can you get the backing of you whole squad, and get them to agree to confront him, in a semi-intimidating manner?

10/1/2009 4:33:23 PM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:


How do you get a guy in your squad to stop blue falconing everyone else all the fucking time?  I am getting sick of front leaning rest...


I bet you that the rest of your squad can find something that the BF will get sick of real quick as well.

 



Find his weakness, exploit it, and profit.  
10/1/2009 4:33:27 PM EDT
[#15]
Sometimes paperwork has a purpose. How's he screwing yall?
10/1/2009 4:33:33 PM EDT
[#16]
Fill his boots with shaving cream.
Have guys shouldering him as he walks by.
Have the fireguards wake him every hour.
10/1/2009 4:36:51 PM EDT
[#17]
Get a squad leader who's read AR 600-20?
10/1/2009 4:37:58 PM EDT
[#18]
Take inspiration from "Full Metal Jacket."
10/1/2009 4:38:49 PM EDT
[#19]
What is the manner of the BFing??  If you are out of basic and AIT and your squad leader is still smoking you for him being stupid you have an NCO problem too.  If he is just snitching and getting you all in trouble then follow the above advise.
10/1/2009 5:23:37 PM EDT
[#20]
walkin' through the forest in the middle of the night, PL says, "Freeze!" So I turn on the light...
Blue Falcon, CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, blue falcon run away! Blue Falcon, CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

buddy's in a foxhole with a bullet to his chest, I steal his poncho, and get a little rest...
Blue Falcon, CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, blue falcon run away! Blue Falcon, CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

My buddy's in a foxhole, He's in it to his knees, And when his back is turned, I steal his MRE's...
Blue Falcon, CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, blue falcon run away! Blue Falcon, CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

10/1/2009 5:25:35 PM EDT
[#21]







10/1/2009 5:27:04 PM EDT
[#22]
Platoon ass kicking?
10/1/2009 5:29:11 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
How do you get a guy in your squad to stop blue falconing everyone else all the fucking time?  I am getting sick of front leaning rest...


I didn't read that last part, are you still in basic? wth. If your NCOs aren't addressing this as a individual problem with some nice 1 on 1 loving, they they are jacked up too. And if you're in basic how the hell are you on the internet?
10/1/2009 5:38:14 PM EDT
[#24]
We call that a cock block
10/1/2009 5:45:03 PM EDT
[#25]



Quoted:



Quoted:

How do you get a guy in your squad to stop blue falconing everyone else all the fucking time?  I am getting sick of front leaning rest...




I didn't read that last part, are you still in basic? wth. If your NCOs aren't addressing this as a individual problem with some nice 1 on 1 loving, they they are jacked up too. And if you're in basic how the hell are you on the internet?


+1 on this question.





 
10/1/2009 6:49:24 PM EDT
[#26]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-qe_jGGxk  maybe this?

10/1/2009 6:57:40 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
How do you get a guy in your squad to stop blue falconing everyone else all the fucking time?

Colin Powell is in your squad?
10/1/2009 7:11:18 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
How do you get a guy in your squad to stop blue falconing everyone else all the fucking time?  I am getting sick of front leaning rest...


I didn't read that last part, are you still in basic? wth. If your NCOs aren't addressing this as a individual problem with some nice 1 on 1 loving, they they are jacked up too. And if you're in basic how the hell are you on the internet?

+1 on this question.

 


+2 If you're not in a training environment you have a seriously fucked up NCO.

10/1/2009 7:16:25 PM EDT
[#29]
he may need a "buddy counseling session"