Posted: 9/16/2009 7:18:38 PM EDT
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As far as I know there are two types of Civil P.E.'s.
1) The most prevalent type...at least 70% of the folk...He/she enjoys building things, but does not want to bleed or sweat too much. They know how to figure a load on a column or how to figure a drainage area, but so do most of the intelligent and trained personnel on the job. They can "hang" with the piss-ants that actually make a job happen, and they do it well. We piss-ants enjoy these people if for no other reason than the idea of a King or Queen hanging with the commoners. As harsh as that seems...I love these folk....these are my kind of people. They tend to figure those that fall among them are worthy. They dig an educated laborman, and will get drunk with him and even share a hooker. Not a requirement, just a testament to their character. 2) You are a P.E. You think because you passed a test and you have a title, you are superior. You may be named Kyle and you might be from Arkansas. I'm going to roll with Habib from India (It's more accurate to my rage). You got your degree because I pay my taxes. You think that you can have a meeting with me and say to my face that I am "only an inspector", and that "I will talk to your superiors!" You seem to think that they hand this job out. All I can say is before I did this, I was a project manager for a Survey firm and what civies fucked up, I made work. Unless you designed the Golden Gate bridge, you are less than horse manure. You ran a program to see how many inlets you needed? You use an aerial to decide where they go? You piece if shit, You know nothing Habib you cock smoking cum sipping ball licking ass munching truly homosexual unibrowed bobble-headed cow worshipping foreign dick loving faggot. Apologies to the homosexuals in this crowd, but even you know what I mean. If you don't, than hell with you. Not enough fuck? Well fuck you! |
