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3/16/2001 8:15:34 PM EDT
Found this over at Assualt Web, it's a fun game!!
I pretended to be Valeri Irons from VIP & then Chrissy from Three's Company & it figured me out both times.

[url]http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html[/url]

COLTSHORTY

GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA

"I won't be wronged,  I won't be insulted
and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do
these things to other people and I require
the same from them."
3/16/2001 8:38:11 PM EDT
[#1]
I was Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie and Kato from the Green Hornet, and it figured me out both times. Amazing.
3/16/2001 8:46:27 PM EDT
[#2]
I picked Donna Reed. Can you fool this thing?
3/16/2001 9:02:17 PM EDT
[#3]
Busted me and Daisy Duke out behind the Boar's Nest.  :^(
3/16/2001 9:12:22 PM EDT
[#4]
I just answered all the questions as they would pertain to myself, and the damn thing said I was Archie Bunker. lol  

Enough already.
3/16/2001 9:25:03 PM EDT
[#5]
 I did the same as Cope and it said that I was Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks.
 Who in the hell is Dale Cooper, and should I be concerned?

3/16/2001 9:26:53 PM EDT
[#6]
Gilligan is King! answered all the questions and he guessed Maxwell Smart. Gilligan is King!
3/16/2001 9:34:04 PM EDT
[#7]
this thing is freaking me out!!!
3/16/2001 9:37:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Thats weird .... the dang thing figured me out as being Ward Cleaver from Leave It To Beaver....dayyyyum
3/16/2001 9:39:02 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
I just answered all the questions as they would pertain to myself, and the damn thing said I was Archie Bunker. lol  

Enough already.
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ROTFLMAO [:D]
3/16/2001 9:43:04 PM EDT
[#10]
stoop
3/16/2001 9:45:31 PM EDT
[#11]
ok I beat the dang thing .... answered all questions as they would pertain to me and (bless that computer) it guessed that I was George W. Bush from USA .. hahahahaha
3/16/2001 9:46:56 PM EDT
[#12]
It couldn't guess Andy Taylor or Colonel Hogan!!!
3/16/2001 10:15:58 PM EDT
[#13]
It guessed me right as Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo from Southpark. It asked if people try to flush me.LOL!
3/16/2001 11:04:38 PM EDT
[#14]
It asked me: Do you have an enemy who is a soviet agent", then "Do you always wear flying goggles"......



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Then it called me "Mr. Know-It-All" !!!




[img]http://www.con.wesleyan.edu/~clemens/bullwinkle/graphics/rocky_bullwinkle_heroes.jpg[/img]

3/16/2001 11:09:07 PM EDT
[#15]
I couldn't believe it!

[b]Well, I win this round. You are player number 22 to pick Merdoc from The A Team, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Merdoc from The A Team. [/b]

The game knew exactly who I was, but doesn't know how to spell it!![:D]
3/16/2001 11:12:39 PM EDT
[#16]
Uh, I did it again, and answered as myself, and...

Who's "Oswald" on the Drew Carey Show????!!!??


[b]Congratulations, you stumped me! It certainly seemed that you were Oswald from The Drew Carey Show, but if you say you weren't, I guess I have to believe you. Not that I'm happy about it. In fact, you've ruined my whole day. But I'll get you next time![/b]
3/16/2001 11:29:16 PM EDT
[#17]
OH crap!  I answered as myself and got George from Seinfeld. That is not, not good!  I'd rather be Agent Cooper.
3/16/2001 11:57:28 PM EDT
[#18]
HOLY SHIT!   That thing nailed it, I was Murdock from the A-team.
3/17/2001 12:21:23 AM EDT
[#19]
Woo hoo! It didn't know I was Helmetcam man!
3/17/2001 1:09:19 AM EDT
[#20]
Congratulations, you stumped me! It certainly seemed that you were Joey from friends, but if you say you weren't, I guess I have to believe you. Not that I'm happy about it. In fact, you've ruined my whole day. But I'll get you next time!
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Holy crap! Joey?
3/17/2001 1:42:42 AM EDT
[#21]
I ALSO ANSWERED THW QUESTIONS AS IF IT WERE ME AND  THE #$%^%^& THING GUESSED I WAS ADOLPH #%^$^%(* HITLER!!!!!!!!

I had better go conquer a few lesser nations!


Adam

3/17/2001 2:03:22 AM EDT
[#22]
This thing is evil , I've tried about 20 times and its got me every time , it even got me when I tried to be Sparky from Mash , you know the guy from the 8063 who was never even freakin seen. PURE EVIL
3/17/2001 3:10:40 AM EDT
[#23]
[b]You won this time, puny mortal! And I fail again. I guess my parents were right, I'll always be a failure. I guess it's time to start looking for a new job.[/b]

Drew Carey from the Drew Carey Show.
3/17/2001 3:13:03 AM EDT
[#24]
Impressive.  Got me as Uncle Charlie from My Three Sons.
3/17/2001 3:23:02 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Uh, I did it again, and answered as myself, and...

Who's "Oswald" on the Drew Carey Show????!!!??
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Oswald is Drew Carey's loyal friend. He works as a UPS driver and is, well, a bit of a dim bulb.

BTW, I've seen your picture, and would like to keep all my limbs. This is a description of Oswald, NOT Treetop.
3/17/2001 4:12:30 AM EDT
[#26]
OK, I played this thing again (as myself). This time, when it asked me if if I was often seen dating women - I answered no (as opposed to yes when it called me Hitler!). This time it decided I was McGyver! So The is this saying that if McGyver just got a little more play from the Ladies he'd be Hitler?


???
3/17/2001 4:39:10 AM EDT
[#27]
"Well, there you have it, I was wrong again. I was positive that you were Odo from Star Trek DS9! But you are far too clever for a puny computer like me. Now you can go and tell everyone while I sit here and try to put the pieces of my crumbled existence back together."
[b]All your Starships are belong to me! [:D][/b]
3/17/2001 6:42:29 AM EDT
[#28]
I played this thing using myself, and three times in a row it said I was Pacey from Dawsons Creek.  Now, I don't know who Pacey from Dawsons Creek is, but it can't be good.[kill]
3/17/2001 6:59:50 AM EDT
[#29]
Radar O' fu@%&%* Reilly of mash, Man I gotta go change some answers
3/17/2001 7:16:20 AM EDT
[#30]
I did George W. Bush, and it thought I was Chong from "That 70s Show".
3/17/2001 7:23:59 AM EDT
[#31]
I played it as myself this time, and it said I was Balki Bartokomous from Perfect Strangers. Now, I've never watched the show before and I don't know who Balki is, but it definitely can't be good. Can someone fill me in ?
3/17/2001 8:40:19 AM EDT
[#32]
Well I played it as myself and it guessed me as Bull Shannon from Night Court.

LOL.........I guess it could have been worse!
3/17/2001 9:11:59 AM EDT
[#33]
Alright.  Who the hell is Fred Elliot from Coronation Street, and why am I positive this is NOT a good thing?

Semper Fi!

Ken Little
3/17/2001 9:14:45 AM EDT
[#34]
[b]ROTFLMAO[/b] that will teach you to brag about your Scottish heritage Ken. That game put you on the right continent..wrong country. Coranation Street is a British "soap opera". It's been running for a thousand years it seems.
Bloody well awful mate[:D]
3/17/2001 9:25:49 AM EDT
[#35]
I tried again being Pebbles from the Flintstones & it got me, said I was the 7th person to try that name.

I then pretended to be Rowdy Yates from Rawhide & it guessed me as Candy from Bonanza, who the hell was that ?


COLTSHORTY

GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted
and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do
these things to other people and I require
the same from them."
3/17/2001 9:34:02 AM EDT
[#36]
Thanks, George.  I really appreciate it [8D]

Turns out this soap has been running 40 years, and Fred Elliott is the effing BUTCHER!  He's been playing the part since 1994.  In real life, some schmuck stabbed the actor John Savident in the neck while robbing him.  

I'm going to go have some Scotch to kill the taint of being called English...  I did have a bottle of Bushmills to toast our cousins the Irish, but GEE!  I think this actually calls for the GlenMorangie!  

Semper Fi!

Ken Little
3/17/2001 11:34:46 AM EDT
[#37]
LMAO! Got me evry time! Thanks for the laugh. Will pass it along.
3/17/2001 12:41:12 PM EDT
[#38]
My wife and I played this morning. It got us as Schneider on One Day at a Time but couldn't figure out Kojak. Cool.
3/17/2001 12:54:51 PM EDT
[#39]
It had trouble pegging me as Higgins from Magnum PI for a while. Once I added the question to the database, it got me.  
3/17/2001 12:56:07 PM EDT
[#40]
I answered as myself, and it told me I was Chandler from Friends!


I DON"T WANNA BE CHANDLER FROM FRIENDS!

Got me as Johnny Bravo, tho.

Eeeeevil.
3/17/2001 1:12:05 PM EDT
[#41]
that is crazy. got me as Kramer from Sienfeld. Now time to try answering as myself. [:P]
3/17/2001 1:20:46 PM EDT
[#42]
AHH! I answered as myself and it guessed me as alex p keaton from family ties. DAMN IT!
3/17/2001 1:38:49 PM EDT
[#43]
PLEASE ! SOMEBODY HELP ME !! Who is Balki Bartokomous from Perfect Strangers ? This thing is making me nervous !
3/17/2001 2:28:08 PM EDT
[#44]
Hah, I stumped it with Brisco County Jr.

It thought I was Scott Morin from Canada... whatever.
3/17/2001 2:41:39 PM EDT
[#45]
Also stumped it with Sherrif John Bunnell from World Wildest Police Videos.  It was close though, guess John Walsh from America's Most Wanted.
3/17/2001 2:45:35 PM EDT
[#46]
Here's mine...I guess that you are black delivery guy from designing women! Am I right?

Funny considering I'm a 215 lb white guy from Georgia!

Bradd
3/17/2001 2:55:58 PM EDT
[#47]
It got me on Thomas Magnum, but I beat it twice with Ben Cartwright and Chief O'Brien(DS9).
3/17/2001 4:10:52 PM EDT
[#48]
I did it about a dozen times...stumped it the first time with Larry from "Newhart" and again with Annie from "Designing Women". Pretty darn cool stuff. Mindless entertainment for hours.
3/18/2001 3:13:09 PM EDT
[#49]
My God, this thing is freaking me out, Ernest T. Bass, I've played this thing for almost an hour and I cant win. Yea, Yea, I know, and no I dont have anything better to do. Cant find anything good to do that doesn't cost me money. I dont have any left to spend , the wife and kids cornered the market on that one.
3/18/2001 4:17:10 PM EDT
[#50]
It thinks I'm Homer Simpson  D'oh!