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for those that dont click:


guy made a sex doll as a kid. all grown up, he returned to his house and found it where he left it so many years ago...
he even made a fake pussy out of a glove and jeans.

several times throughout the article he make a point of saying "I DONT USE IT ANYMORE" in fact, he hardly jacks off anymore, he says....

this is probly the only one i can put up that doesnt have the FAKE VAG in it


http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss302/Malodrax/2009_0605wtfyh0014.jpg

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That guy's either completely off his rocker, or he's gone WAY out of his way to screw with everyone.

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WHO EVER THIS GUY IS HE IS EPIC ON THAT BOARD


HOLY SHIT LOOK AT SOME OF HIS OTHER THREADS

Originally Posted By Weird fucking guy on bodybuilding forum:

The weirdest **** you ever done did and will only admit via the internet

To many to list....

here are a few: peeing in bottles and then tossing them onto buildings and into sinks... placing letters explaining my pee tossing actions to the custodian who will have to pick up my pee bottles within the bottles themselves or with a bottle separatly...and then throwing the messages onto roof

working out in the nood and doing pe-nor-floor squats


masturbation at age 5 and beyond obviously prior to sexual attraction (very incidental... i was "play swimming" on my mattres one day and then i noticed that it felt good to rub myeslf like that on the bed... eventually i had an orgasm... i had no clue wtf was going on... but it felt good man and i wanted moar); thus i was fapping to screwed up **** like cartoon characters getting beat up, lions getting beat up by elephants, velociraptors getting crushed by T-rexs, T-rexs getting crushed by bronotosauruses... drawing my own pictures of my fave cartoon characters getting beat up by other cartoon characters and then fapping to the image .... mortal kombat.. omg... sonya vs. Sheeva ... fap fap fap... and some homo stuff as well like Sting (the wrestler) getting beat up by phatom of the opera (for some reason it always had to involve things getting beat up... don't ask why.. i have no clue). Once sexual attraction came into the mix... i typically started fapping to girls obviously

****ting in tupperwares when in hospitals and hotels because afraid to sit on the germ filled washroom... the **** was the emptied into the can and flushed.

fapping into disposable gloves, then catching an insect and placing the insect into my fap juice, tying the glove and letting the bug squirm for it's life in my semen... i kind of hoped it would survive and give birth to some human/insect hybrid baby... never happened :/...

Used to try to go out of my way to sniff peoples assess and the seats that they sat on to determine if they actually cleaned their ass properly... if it smelled i would call them out on it and tell them straight up that they don't know how to clean their ass... i made a kid cry once.. beta mother****er... although i kind of yelled out in the middle of class, everyone heard and many started laughing... we were also 10 years old at the time
Being really bored one christmas break and deciding to make my own sex doll out of old articles of clothing... it was really epic actually... it had boobs, dat ass, a face, and even sweet vaggy!! i think i used a disposable glove and then squeezed lube into into before screwing my doll while watching porn... felt good man..


EDIT! omg i might still have that sex doll lying around somewhere.... i'm gonna go search for it and it it's still there and in one piece i'll take pics of it...(you won't ever need a lame real doll if you can make one yourself )

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if it smelled i would call them out on it and tell them straight up that they don't know how to clean their ass... i made a kid cry once.. beta mother****er...