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Posted: 8/22/2009 3:21:52 PM EDT

I found this little devil creature under the handle of my trash can. I'm trying to figure out a good way to kill it!!!!

Posted: 8/22/2009 3:22:24 PM EDT

[#1]

Nuke it from orbit.

Posted: 8/22/2009 3:22:33 PM EDT

[#2]

Fire!

And lot's of it!

Posted: 8/22/2009 3:25:09 PM EDT

[#3]

microwave?

Posted: 8/22/2009 3:28:54 PM EDT

[#4]

blow gun

I got a spider like that stuck to my celling when I was a kid. I took a month for that fat sumabich to die

Posted: 8/22/2009 3:31:04 PM EDT

[#5]

Lots of these today.

Cyper WP , great insecticide to spray around the perimeter of things. I haven't seen one in months around my house and we have loads of them.

Posted: 8/22/2009 3:31:54 PM EDT

[#6]

I used pliers.

Posted: 8/22/2009 3:32:50 PM EDT

[#7]

Pour it out onto the ground and step on it.

Chris

Posted: 8/22/2009 3:38:35 PM EDT

[#8]

toss a firecracker in there with it. from it's perspective, it would be the same as nuking from orbit.

Posted: 8/22/2009 3:39:39 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

toss a firecracker in there with it. from it's perspective, it would be the same as nuking from orbit.

LOL.... true.

Posted: 8/22/2009 3:41:07 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
toss a firecracker in there with it. from it's perspective, it would be the same as nuking from orbit.

LOL.... true.

This

Posted: 8/22/2009 3:43:12 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
microwave?

Umm, I'm thinkin microwave and the post pics of the aftermath.

The last one I killed, I used the lighter + carb cleaner method.

Posted: 8/22/2009 3:48:08 PM EDT

[#12]

Blow torch it in the bottle before it breaks out and attacks.

I hate black widows, and now I'll have nightmares. Would rather face a swarm of zombies.

Thanks for the pics.

Posted: 8/22/2009 3:56:35 PM EDT

[#13]

How the heck did you get it in there alive.

Posted: 8/22/2009 4:04:46 PM EDT

[#14]

I got bit on the inside of the wrist by a black widow about three months ago. I was in ICU for four fucking days with muscle cramps and spasms and I was throwing up foam that tasted like pennies. BAD JOOJOO. I would take gun powder and pour a pile on it with a little trail leading away and light it up.

Posted: 8/22/2009 4:08:11 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
How the heck did you get it in there alive.

Butter knife.....knocked it back and forth for a while, then it curled up, and I rolled it in.

Posted: 8/22/2009 4:11:19 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I got bit on the inside of the wrist by a black widow about three months ago. I was in ICU for four fucking days with muscle cramps and spasms and I was throwing up foam that tasted like pennies. BAD JOOJOO. I would take gun powder and pour a pile on it with a little trail leading away and light it up.

I like that idea pour gunpowder in the medicine bottle with a small trail, then light it.

Posted: 8/22/2009 4:13:45 PM EDT

[#17]

Fry it in oil and eat it.

Posted: 8/22/2009 4:14:09 PM EDT

[#18]

Kill it slowly. Turn it over a lighter.

Posted: 8/22/2009 4:14:48 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
microwave?

This.. In home nuking! Make it suffer!

Posted: 8/22/2009 4:16:41 PM EDT

[#20]

slow torture, take parts of the legs off, a little at a time

Posted: 8/22/2009 4:28:02 PM EDT

[#21]

Wear the pill bottle as a necklace around your neck. See how long the widow lives. Chicks will dig it.

Posted: 8/22/2009 4:31:30 PM EDT

[#22]

rob it of its silk and make a bullet proof vest

Posted: 8/22/2009 4:53:27 PM EDT

[#23]

Duct tape that bottle onto the end of your car's exhaust tube and gas that mother fucker.

Now wait..............if you do that too long it'll gas you too..............so be careful.........................

Posted: 8/22/2009 6:45:02 PM EDT

[#24]

Find a large praying mantis.

Posted: 8/22/2009 6:46:10 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

I found this little devil creature under the handle of my trash can. I'm trying to figure out a good way to kill it!!!!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f48/patrickcudd/blackwidow2.jpg

Black Widow Kill with fire!

Posted: 8/22/2009 6:47:59 PM EDT

[#26]

Put it in the freezer.

Posted: 8/22/2009 6:49:09 PM EDT

[#27]

Eat it.

Posted: 8/22/2009 6:49:47 PM EDT

[#28]

Got one today also in my garage...it was a fatty....

Posted: 8/22/2009 6:55:21 PM EDT

[#29]

Wow, You are very fortunate you were not bitten...

You would be posting from the CCU...

Quoted:
Eat it.

I like the way you think!

Posted: 8/22/2009 7:03:40 PM EDT

[#30]

glass bottle

slow drops of sulfuric acid (car battery acid)

Posted: 8/22/2009 7:03:45 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Put it in the freezer.

It'll just go dormant, then attack you when it thaws out. Also, don't use anything radioactive. It'll grow to the size of a Volkswagen, and get a major attitude.

Posted: 8/22/2009 7:06:42 PM EDT

[#32]

The Spike's Tactical Ad came up when I hit reply (black widow ad). Did that happen to anyone else?

Oh, Patrick, dude, we haven't heard from you in some time now, are you still alive?

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Posted: 8/22/2009 7:08:01 PM EDT

[#33]

Drill a small hole in the jar, Fill jar with pyrodex, Insert cannon fuse.....the rest is obvious

Posted: 8/22/2009 7:11:12 PM EDT

[#34]

I had a Widow as a pet until a month ago. I let it go in the National Wildlife Refuge!!

Posted: 8/22/2009 7:15:54 PM EDT

[#35]

Or...

Posted: 8/22/2009 7:19:46 PM EDT

[#36]

bigger glass jar , 3 or 4 other sizable spiders and have a cage match.

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