Posted: 8/21/2009 2:04:00 PM EDT
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His dad is hunched over putting a condom on his dick when Little Johnny busts into the room. Old Dad pretends to be looking under the bed. Little Johnny says "Watcha looking for?" Old Dad says "a rat". Little Johnny says "watcha gonna do when you find it, fuck it?"
Little Johnny's teacher asks the class "How do you spell 'cat'?" Little Johnny raises his hand.."I know, I know!!". Teacher knows better to call on Little Johnny, so she calls on another student with his hand raised. "C-A-T" he says. "Good", says the teacher. Next, she asks the class "How do you spell 'dog'?" Little Johnny jumps up "I know, I know!!!". Again she decides to pick another student with a raised hand. "D-O-G", the student proclaims proudly. Finally, she asks "How do you spell 'rat'?" Little Johnny jumps up again waving his hand around. No one else volunteers, so the teacher reluctantly calls on Little Johnny. "R-A-T" Little Johnny states proudly and sits down. The teacher lets out a sigh of relief and then Little Johnny jumps up and screams "WITH A FUCKING DICK THIS LONG!!!!". |