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8/20/2009 8:54:35 PM EDT
HA....Has anyone SEEN THIS YET???

It's Mr "SHAMWOW", "Vince", who we last saw getting slapped around by a tranny hooker...

Now's he's got this thing called the "SLAPCHOP".....

Some of his Quotes:

"You're gonna be slappin your troubles away"

One Slap....Two Slaps....

"You'll LOVE my Nuts"

"You don't wanna cry anymore"

"We're gonna make America skinny again....One SLAP at a time"

YOU CAN"T MAKE THIS SHIT UP......

www.SlapChop.Com
8/20/2009 8:55:44 PM EDT
[#1]
Seriously?
8/20/2009 8:57:42 PM EDT
[#2]
Old nuts.....I mean news.....Vince got his toungue slap chopped by a prostitute.
8/20/2009 8:58:44 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Seriously?


8/20/2009 8:59:11 PM EDT
[#5]
You need to spend more time on arfcom, or watching tv. Maybe both.
8/20/2009 9:01:37 PM EDT
[#6]
How long were you in a coma?  
8/20/2009 9:03:23 PM EDT
[#7]
Bill Curtis? Is that you?
8/20/2009 9:04:14 PM EDT
[#8]
Well, I DID do a search for "SLAPCHOP", but didn't find anything...

AND, I INCLUDED ACTUAL QUOTES.....
8/20/2009 9:04:32 PM EDT
[#9]
you know michael jackson died? OMG
8/20/2009 9:05:44 PM EDT
[#10]
LOL Wut?
8/20/2009 9:12:52 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Well, I DID do a search for "SLAPCHOP", but didn't find anything...

AND, I INCLUDED ACTUAL QUOTES.....


You spelled it wrong, that's why.  

Now search again for "Slap Chop"
8/20/2009 9:14:15 PM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:


you know michael jackson died? OMG


WHHHHHHHATTTT?!!!!!!!!!



NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo



 
8/20/2009 9:17:06 PM EDT
[#13]


8/20/2009 9:41:39 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Well, I DID do a search for "SLAPCHOP", but didn't find anything...

AND, I INCLUDED ACTUAL QUOTES.....




8/20/2009 9:42:53 PM EDT
[#15]
WOW, never seen it
8/20/2009 9:52:09 PM EDT
[#16]

8/20/2009 9:52:57 PM EDT
[#17]
What is this TV you all speak of?  
8/20/2009 9:53:54 PM EDT
[#18]
Vince got busted for choking a hooker....
8/20/2009 10:02:29 PM EDT
[#20]
Are slap chops worth a shit? I'm thinking of ordering one.

I hate breaking out the kitchen knives or food processor for such menial tasks.
8/20/2009 10:05:47 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Vince got busted for choking slap-chopping a hooker....


8/20/2009 10:08:08 PM EDT
[#22]




Quoted:

Are slap chops worth a shit? I'm thinking of ordering one.



I hate breaking out the kitchen knives or food processor for such menial tasks.


I don't have that answer, and yeah it seems kinda cool, but I know every time I'd try to chop nuts with it, I'd be thinking of Vince and that just turns me off to the whole idea.  



Why did Billy have to leave us?

8/20/2009 10:12:36 PM EDT
[#23]


There are far more than that. Is that just this week?
8/20/2009 10:19:54 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Are slap chops worth a shit? I'm thinking of ordering one.

I hate breaking out the kitchen knives or food processor for such menial tasks.


I don't have that answer, and yeah it seems kinda cool, but I know every time I'd try to chop nuts with it, I'd be thinking of Vince and that just turns me off to the whole idea.  

Why did Billy have to leave us?


You're afraid you may love Vince's nuts.
8/20/2009 10:23:29 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Are slap chops worth a shit? I'm thinking of ordering one.

I hate breaking out the kitchen knives or food processor for such menial tasks.


Don't order it, just go to Walgreens.  They've got a shit-load of them.  And yes, they do work, just make sure you put the vinyl blade thingy on it or your onion (or whatever) will get all stuck in-between the blades.

It's actually kinda fun.  Put your food of choice under it and beat the fuck out of the knob
8/20/2009 10:58:39 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
...and beat the fuck out of the knob



You're gonna go blind.

8/20/2009 11:34:19 PM EDT
[#27]
fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini.


I love my shamwow,  it doesn't completely dry things, but it does soak up a lot of water
8/20/2009 11:38:25 PM EDT
[#28]
"You're Gonna Love my Nuts!"



Best line in a TV ad evar!  Had me LOLing and wondering how he got away with that.
8/20/2009 11:40:32 PM EDT
[#29]
Since you're out of the loop, Billy Mays died
8/20/2009 11:51:48 PM EDT
[#30]
Take it to the EE