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Posted: 8/13/2009 1:46:52 PM EDT

You are walking down the street and low and behold here comes that shit stain Keith Olbermann walking in the opposite direction, what is your reaction?
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Posted: 8/13/2009 1:47:54 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
You are walking down the street and low and behold here comes that shit stain Keith Olbermann walking in the opposite direction, what is your reaction?

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I would shake his hand and tell him to keep up the good work.
He is one of the best reasons to NOT be a liberal.

Posted: 8/13/2009 1:48:36 PM EDT

[#2]

Ask him how Miss Precious Perfect is doing

Posted: 8/13/2009 1:49:32 PM EDT

[#3]

About how many witnesses would you say are on this street?

Posted: 8/13/2009 1:50:13 PM EDT

[#4]

Walking down the street is a checking game right?

Posted: 8/13/2009 1:50:20 PM EDT

[#5]

I would find the nearest brick or large chunk of tarmac and exorcise my throwing arm.

Posted: 8/13/2009 1:52:32 PM EDT

[#6]

I don't know. Congratulate him on his low ratings? Isn't he the lowest now?

Posted: 8/13/2009 1:56:08 PM EDT

[#7]

I have fantasies about this very scenario. Unfortunately, I'd never get to really live it because it wouldn't be worth going to prison for the rest of my life.

Posted: 8/13/2009 1:57:43 PM EDT

[#8]

I voted #3, but want to #1.

HH

Posted: 8/13/2009 1:57:52 PM EDT

[#9]

I don't have TV or cable, so I doubt I would reconize him. I know what he looks like, he would just look like another liberal dickhead to me. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one in Minnesota.

Posted: 8/13/2009 2:01:28 PM EDT

[#10]

I don't think he has the balls to walk around in public.

Posted: 8/13/2009 2:01:39 PM EDT

[#11]

I'd ask him if he actually toiught he was funny. He has the WORST commedy routine I have ever seen.

Then issue the NHL grin

Posted: 8/13/2009 2:04:13 PM EDT

[#12]

I waked up about 3 am or so last night flipped on the tv and watched this stinking douche nozzle attack every conservative tv or radio talk show host in the business.

He f*cing started with Limbaugh, moved to Beck, then O'Reilley and so forth.

By the time he got through his opening statements he was just about foaming at the mouth.

And that was when I turned this c*nt off and watched "Street Kings" on HBO.

His attacks were all ad hominum, personal attacks without any logic behind them.

Thank god, MSNBC has about zero ratings and only a few libtards are watching.

Posted: 8/13/2009 2:12:42 PM EDT

[#13]

Where is the 'goad him into hitting me, so I can get a check' option?

Posted: 8/13/2009 2:15:33 PM EDT

[#14]

where is the kick him in the nuts till they pop out his mouth option?

Posted: 8/13/2009 2:15:45 PM EDT

[#15]

Flip him the bird.

Posted: 8/13/2009 2:29:15 PM EDT

[#16]

I wouldn't hit him...that would give him the satisfaction of having me charged with assault and sueing me to boot.
I'd tell him to his face that he's the biggest shitstain to ever disgrace the airwaves, though. If I could think on my feet that fast.

Posted: 8/13/2009 2:36:43 PM EDT

[#17]

"Hi, didn't you used to be on ESPN sportscenter?"

Posted: 8/13/2009 2:39:02 PM EDT

[#18]

I wouldn't walk across the street to piss on him if he was on fire.

Posted: 8/13/2009 2:39:19 PM EDT

[#19]

Why is there no "beat to death with my cock" option?

Poll fail.

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:06:10 PM EDT

[#20]

and shove Chris Matthew up his ASS!

So he may be a truly be - A Toothless Ass Stuffed Librial Cancer Douchbag that he is.

With the mear mention of this 2 Ass Slimes name make my blood boil.

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:17:12 PM EDT

[#21]

Lawrence O'Donnel is the ass hole I would like to take camping in the desert.

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:18:06 PM EDT

[#22]

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:24:45 PM EDT

[#23]

Was the imgage required? I was eating dinner.

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:43:03 PM EDT

[#24]

Ill push that motherfucker right in front of a bus, If I punched him in the face I might hurt my hand.

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:45:15 PM EDT

[#25]

"What's the frequency, Keith?!"

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:46:35 PM EDT

[#26]

Depends - is it nighttime on an empty street with no lights?

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:47:00 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Why is there no "beat to death with my cock" option?

Poll fail.

because that would be really gay

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:49:05 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
"What's the frequency, Keith?!"

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:54:32 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"What's the frequency, Keith?!"

Just incase anyone doesn't get it: What's the frequency, Kenneth?!

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:55:33 PM EDT

[#30]

I would pass Olbermann and not acknowledge him. I have nothing to say to him.

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:56:32 PM EDT

[#31]

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2009/08/13/olbermann_oreilly_should_be_fired.html

I don't think I've ever seen one of these talking heads make a bigger idiot of himself than Olbermann does here.

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:56:42 PM EDT

[#32]

Please don't make me hurl!

I have enough problem seeing him on football broadcasts.

What a poser!

Posted: 8/13/2009 3:59:47 PM EDT

[#33]

"Hi there" (WHACK) (dragging noises) "Uhh This guy in the alley committed suicide!!!!" (Boot stomping noises)

Posted: 8/13/2009 4:05:00 PM EDT

[#34]

I would ask him who he is.. Those tv types HATE not being recognized. Did that to a news guy years ago when he came into the retail store I worked at. Dammit that pissed him off... then I would of course tell him to foad.

Posted: 8/13/2009 4:07:42 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

"Hi, didn't you used to be on ESPN sportscenter?"

And many years ago a sportscaster for KNBC in L.A.

Even back then he was a puke.

Posted: 8/13/2009 4:11:18 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
"What's the frequency, Keith?!"

You beat me to it....

Posted: 8/13/2009 4:12:11 PM EDT

[#37]

Hell, if all three were walking down a sidewalk, I'd kick all three in the balls

Posted: 8/13/2009 4:13:15 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Hell, if all three were walking down a sidewalk, I'd kick all three in the balls

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Keith_Olbermann_-_small.jpg http://www.thenation.com/images/media/doc/b73/1217524732-large.http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/Chris_Matthews.jpg/300px-Chris_Matthews.jpg

who's the gay guy in the middle?

Posted: 8/13/2009 4:18:59 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hell, if all three were walking down a sidewalk, I'd kick all three in the balls

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Keith_Olbermann_-_small.jpg http://www.thenation.com/images/media/doc/b73/1217524732-large.http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/Chris_Matthews.jpg/300px-Chris_Matthews.jpg

who's the gay guy in the middle?

Woman I believe

Posted: 8/13/2009 4:21:52 PM EDT

[#40]

Keith Olbermann is

THE WORST PERSON IN THE WOOOOOORLD.

Matthews is a good runner up.

I despise them both. I would rather watch Geraldo than either of those two.

I can't remember the dike's name. I don't watch MSNBC so I will likely never know her name.

Posted: 8/13/2009 4:22:06 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hell, if all three were walking down a sidewalk, I'd kick all three in the balls

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Keith_Olbermann_-_small.jpg http://www.thenation.com/images/media/doc/b73/1217524732-large.http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/Chris_Matthews.jpg/300px-Chris_Matthews.jpg

who's the gay guy in the middle?

Rachel Maddow, a liberal worse than Olbermann. Can you believe that is a woman

Posted: 8/13/2009 4:22:22 PM EDT

[#42]

Just a good old fashioned curb stomp for Keithy from me, thanks!

Posted: 8/13/2009 4:41:36 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

.....I can't remember the dike's name. I don't watch MSNBC so I will likely never know her name.

Nobody watches MSNBC. It has the worst ratings of all the news nets. Even they admit they dump their losers there. The only reason systems keep the network is it's a "must carry" if they want CNBC for financial programming. Also for the Olympics.

Posted: 8/13/2009 4:48:11 PM EDT

[#44]

Posted: 8/13/2009 5:32:35 PM EDT

[#45]

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http://lh3.ggpht.com/_MzTKBRQJzSo/Sf-PwZSiCJI/AAAAAAAABXM/bHZVwXpMEDg/s800/Curbstomp-7.jpg

Somebody should photo shop his face on this one

Posted: 8/13/2009 5:34:51 PM EDT

[#46]

taco punch wasn't an option

but it's soooo apropriate

Posted: 8/13/2009 5:37:01 PM EDT

[#47]

Meanest thing I can think to do to him is to not recognize him at all.

Posted: 8/13/2009 5:37:36 PM EDT

[#48]

I don't like to start fights, but that guy is a ginormous cockfag. I'd steal his french fries and kiss his girlfriend.

Posted: 8/13/2009 5:38:50 PM EDT

[#49]

He'd run........

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