[url]www.nbc4.tv/cgi-bin/gx.cgi/AppLogic+FTContentServer?pagename=FutureTense/Apps/Xcelerate/View&c=NBCArticle&cid=NBCS5IE23XC&p=NBCG5JZRB8C&live=true[/url]

Those of you in SoCal are already watching this live on TV.

Someone has to do something about automobiles before they kill us all! Registration!... wait a minute, already done... Licenses! no, hmmmm... BANNNNNNN!!!!!

time to ban the import of future 'assault cars'!

Update = 22 people injured so far, 13 kids bumped and bruised, 5 adults hurt, 4 kids critical = were smashed under the Mercedes. Several parents had to lift the car of off their kids.

Oh, but this just in:  It was committed with a car...that means we have to stop reporting on it.

Have your kids seen "The Fast and the Furious"? If so ...... watch 'em!

When they bump up their Japanese "Rice Rockets" (or American substitutes), do NOT buy them new ones!  Do NOT pay their insurance after accidents!

Talk to them after they've seen this movie!

Their lives are much more important than their egos!

Sure they will get rides from their crazy driving "buds" after they trash their cars and still be in danger.  BUT, the thought of riding "back seat" SOMETIMES slows them down.

DaMan

PS - This advice is from someone who has no kids and generally hates teenagers!  But was one at one time, and they don't deserve to die and take others with them!  




Nuff said!  

Ban evil assualt vehicles (based on appearance, of course).  For the children.

They'll probably want to ban convertibles and mufflers as well as regulate other "evil features" such as tires with deep lugs and the clear "tactical" headlight lenses.

It's getting non-stop coverage here, they are even staking out the ER's trying to get a glimpse of the victim's parents.

But one thing that is mysteriously absent from their broadcasts is the nonstop lecturing about how dangerous "cars" are to little children or why do people need "cars" that can do so much damage when you get run over. The focus is on the victims, can you say "BIAS"?