Posted: 8/6/2009 9:55:09 AM EDT
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Ok, fine, swear to God we won't break your neck with the drawer at the end. NOW will you just come back inside? |
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Quoted: OK, I've read several references to a posting by DKProf involving a goose and a dresser drawer. I swear I've searched the archives, but I'm not having any luck. Anyone have a link to the thread? http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102&page=7 (5th post) Quoted: Speaking of fowl sex ... (ha ha, I made a funny  )When I was in the army, one of the farm boys told us the "secret" to having sex with a goose (or large duck). He said that you had to shove its head into a drawer of a dresser while you were doing the nasty. One benefit was that the animal would be more docile with it's head shoved into a sock drawer, but apparently the real benefit  was that he said when you were about to climax, you'd kick the drawer shut with your foot, because the goose would start to spasm uncontrollably when it died, and that was apparently awesome.  That bizarre story/advice was put in my head almost 20 years ago, and has lived in my brain every since  - and now it's in YOUR brain.  Sure it's disturbing and gross, but this thread is so weird and freaky anyway, I don't think we can get much lower. |
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Thank you, MACD! Another Arfcom vague reference cleared up for me.... but I think that maybe I was better off not knowing...
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OK, I've read several references to a posting by DKProf involving a goose and a dresser drawer. I swear I've searched the archives, but I'm not having any luck. Anyone have a link to the thread? http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102&page=7 (5th post) Quoted:
Speaking of fowl sex ... (ha ha, I made a funny )
WhenI was in the army, one of the farm boys told us the "secret" to havingsex with a goose (or large duck). He said that you had to shove itshead into a drawer of a dresser while you were doing the nasty. One benefit was that the animal would be more docile with it's head shoved into a sock drawer, but apparently the real benefit was that he said when you were about to climax, you'd kick the drawershut with your foot, because the goose would start to spasmuncontrollably when it died, and that was apparently awesome.
That bizarre story/advice was put in my head almost 20 years ago, and has lived in my brain every since - and now it's in YOUR brain.
Sure it's disturbing and gross, but this thread is so weird and freaky anyway, I don't think we can get much lower. |