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Posted: 1/26/2002 4:38:51 PM EDT

I thought this pic just looked really funny for some reason...photoshop army do your worst:

[img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/weird/subgundork2a.jpg[/img]

Posted: 1/26/2002 5:06:31 PM EDT

[#1]

Hey, I think that pic is kinda cool...

Them glasses, that stiletto-thin tie, black pants, white shirt, strictly no-nonsense. And that ring - perfect for the occasional jap slap.

That dude is SERIOUS...

Posted: 1/26/2002 5:10:33 PM EDT

[#2]

I think he could be Mall Security Cheif Schlomo.

Posted: 1/26/2002 5:14:11 PM EDT

[#3]

This is what the history teacher needs to get the kids to listen!!!

Posted: 1/26/2002 5:15:28 PM EDT

[#4]

Nah... he's commando all the way. One bad motherfucker.

Posted: 1/26/2002 5:45:12 PM EDT

[#5]

[img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/chiefschlomo.jpg[/img]

Posted: 1/26/2002 6:11:25 PM EDT

[#6]

Why does the mag look so funny? Angle? In backward?

This could be the role model for the "Falling Down" movie guy...

Posted: 1/26/2002 6:14:21 PM EDT

[#7]

Now HIS aiming techique does scare me.....

Posted: 1/26/2002 6:16:53 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Why does the mag look so funny? Angle? In backward?

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That is what original MP5 mags looked like.

Posted: 1/26/2002 6:17:58 PM EDT

[#9]

Why all the hate?

That dude is STRAC. 100% hardcore. A man of ACTION.

Posted: 1/26/2002 6:25:27 PM EDT

[#10]

Looks like he has some bad gas......Pfffftttttttttt
[img]www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/fart.gif[/img]

Posted: 1/26/2002 6:45:53 PM EDT

[#11]

Check out these chuckleheads:
[img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/weird/subgundork1A.jpg[/img]

Posted: 1/26/2002 7:01:36 PM EDT

[#12]

The guy with the MAC looks like Bobby Kennedy.

Posted: 1/26/2002 7:06:18 PM EDT

[#13]

Sionics and Werbell era?

Posted: 1/26/2002 7:12:14 PM EDT

[#14]

Looks like there's gona be a lynching. [whacko]

Looks like a brotherhood picnic or something.

Posted: 1/26/2002 7:14:26 PM EDT

[#15]

Where are you getting these pics of heavy operators?

Posted: 1/26/2002 7:19:04 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Where are you getting these pics of heavy operators?

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I scanned them out of a book on supressors and subguns one of my friends had...there were other funny pics, but none as bad as these ones.

Posted: 1/26/2002 7:50:03 PM EDT

[#17]

"I'm gonna find that damned dog and show him who's boss!!!"

[img]http://www.petenelson.com/Photos/Misc/Mall%20Ninja/Ninja-Sighting-124.jpg[/img]

Posted: 1/26/2002 9:07:15 PM EDT

[#18]

Subguns being shot from the hip, just like they teach you at Thunder Ranch and Front Site.

Talk about the dawn of effective shooting tactics.

Looks more like a guy who's been layed off and has come back to "discuss" his unfortunate situation.

Posted: 1/26/2002 9:22:53 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
The guy with the MAC looks like Bobby Kennedy.

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Raven, I knew Bob Kennedy, and he is no Bob Kennedy.

Posted: 1/26/2002 9:59:59 PM EDT

[#20]

DVDTracker, you are now among the ranks of the elite photochoppers!

Posted: 1/26/2002 10:03:55 PM EDT

[#21]

[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/HKocher%2Ftoddmp5%2Ejpg[/img]

Posted: 1/27/2002 7:51:14 PM EDT

[#22]

MORE! I WANT MORE!

Posted: 1/27/2002 7:58:59 PM EDT

[#23]

I've got a heading for it:

Janet Reno Shows Proper JBT Shooting Technique to a New Class of FBI Recruits.

You can leave the picture alone for that, no photoshopping needed.

For the Jojo photoshop:

The Mall Ninja's Father Teaching the First Class at MNU.

Posted: 1/27/2002 8:36:28 PM EDT

[#24]

Bubba getting ready for rounds at the mall.
[IMG]http://album.gunsnet.net/data/ak_boy/136_p1641.jpg[/IMG]

Posted: 1/27/2002 8:57:15 PM EDT

[#25]

[b]Homeland Defense: Texas Style.[/b]
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/BusMaster007%2Fsubgundork2a%2D1%2Ejpg[/img]

Posted: 1/27/2002 9:10:58 PM EDT

[#26]

see this one [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=90263&page=1[/url]

Posted: 1/27/2002 10:24:42 PM EDT

[#27]

Cheers,
Chris

[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/No4MK1%2FNO%5FGUM%2Ejpg[/img]

Posted: 1/27/2002 10:32:25 PM EDT

[#28]

Could we please get one with a smiling Ronald Reagan head?

Posted: 1/28/2002 2:37:16 AM EDT

[#29]

[img]http://www.blacklance.org/jetlag/images/ronny.jpg[/img]

Posted: 1/28/2002 3:50:41 AM EDT

[#30]

Re: the first dude. Why is the concept of a starched French-cuff shirt accessorized with a pocket protector funny to me? Tie's at full-choke mode and the sleeves are only an inch too short.

And what's the island on the map to the suspect's left?

**Edited to say the image of Ronald Reagan makes any picture look better.

Posted: 1/28/2002 4:23:49 AM EDT

[#31]

I love the use of proper aiming techniques used in this dept.

[img]http://www.cableone.net/uziforme/copar.jpeg[/img]

Posted: 1/28/2002 4:27:56 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
I thought this pic just looked really funny for some reason...photoshop army do your worst:

[img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/weird/subgundork2a.jpg[/img]

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That's COL John (forget his last name)...ran a consulting company called SRA or some shit like that back in the early 70s. They were the first importers of the MP5. I think that dude actually was an operator of some type.

QS

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