Posted: 7/11/2009 8:16:33 PM EDT
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So my best friend got married tonight, to the perfect woman for him. It's the best thing to happen to both of them, because they complete each other. Honestly. I am happy for both of them, as he is my best friend, and she is a close friend of mine.
The thing is, I've just come to realize that, in my pathetic life, all I've really had, are about 4 close friends. I've been on one( 1! ) date in the past 5 years. All I really have to do in my life, is work at a shitty job, making next to nothing, sleep, and eat ramen. What a wonderful life. Yes, I know there are starving kids in some bumfuck country overseas, I don't give a shit. Two of my four friends are now married, another with a steady girlfriend of 3+ years who is fixin to get married next year. My last friend, if he ever decides to mature, could have any woman he wants, but I, the old fashioned romantic of the group, can't get a girlfriend if my life depended on it. Fuck, I'm not asking for advice nor sympathy, I'm just drunk and drinking, listening to disheartening music, needing to vent. Thankfully, I have ar15.com |
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Dibs on your guns 'n ammo when you deep throat the shotgun... but be a pal and put a tarp down first to make cleanup earlier You can make it work. 2 of my friends are the most awkward people to walk the earth - 1 super super super Catholic, the other a God-hating electronics lover - and both are getting married next year. Take heart, don't be afraid to go smelling around for that acorn 
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In one 1!!!!!!! Dibs on your guns 'n ammo when you deep throat the shotgun... but be a pal and put a tarp down first to make cleanup earlier You can make it work. 2 of my friends are the most awkward people to walk the earth - 1 super super super Catholic, the other a God-hating electronics lover - and both are getting married next year. Take heart, don't be afraid to go smelling around for that acorn Nah, i ain't gonna do anything as stupid as that. Though I did almost blow my head off years ago with my 8mm, but my friend(the one who got married tonight) grabbed my rifle before I did anything stupid. I quickly wizened up after that idiotic episode. Damn hormones, hah. I just think by the time I meet that person it's gonna be too late. Fucking pessimistic outlook. |
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Just drive around in that Jeep and be a dick to every girl you see. You'll be hitched in no time. I don't think there are many sober people in this city at the moment. If I go anywhere at the moment, I'll likely get a DUI and other fun tickets. Maybe tomorrow. |
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In one 1!!!!!!! Dibs on your guns 'n ammo when you deep throat the shotgun... but be a pal and put a tarp down first to make cleanup earlier You can make it work. 2 of my friends are the most awkward people to walk the earth - 1 super super super Catholic, the other a God-hating electronics lover - and both are getting married next year. Take heart, don't be afraid to go smelling around for that acorn Nah, i ain't gonna do anything as stupid as that. Though I did almost blow my head off years ago with my 8mm, but my friend(the one who got married tonight) grabbed my rifle before I did anything stupid. I quickly wizened up after that idiotic episode. Damn hormones, hah. I just think by the time I meet that person it's gonna be too late. Fucking pessimistic outlook. Quit looking and you'll find her. Seriously. I said "fuck all that shit" and quit looking. Next thing was my dream girl dropped in my lap and I'm now engaged 
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Sounds like somene needs to man up and start finding a good woman. They are not that hard to find regardless of what you are looking for. Good woman? Where the fuck do find one of those? I know they aren't at bars and whatnot, but it's not like I can hang out at the range 24/7 lol |
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In one 1!!!!!!! Dibs on your guns 'n ammo when you deep throat the shotgun... but be a pal and put a tarp down first to make cleanup earlier You can make it work. 2 of my friends are the most awkward people to walk the earth - 1 super super super Catholic, the other a God-hating electronics lover - and both are getting married next year. Take heart, don't be afraid to go smelling around for that acorn Nah, i ain't gonna do anything as stupid as that. Though I did almost blow my head off years ago with my 8mm, but my friend(the one who got married tonight) grabbed my rifle before I did anything stupid. I quickly wizened up after that idiotic episode. Damn hormones, hah. I just think by the time I meet that person it's gonna be too late. Fucking pessimistic outlook. Quit looking and you'll find her. Seriously. I said "fuck all that shit" and quit looking. Next thing was my dream girl dropped in my lap and I'm now engaged That's the thing. All I do is work eat and sleep. I have no time to look, and I haven't for 4+ years. Then again, I am an impatient motherfucker. Bah, fuck it. I need more moonshine.... ETA: damn drunken spelling |
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So my best friend got married tonight, to the perfect woman for him. It's the best thing to happen to both of them, because they complete each other. Honestly. I am happy for both of them, as he is my best friend, and she is a close friend of mine. The thing is, I've just come to realize that, in my pathetic life, all I've really had, are about 4 close friends. I've been on one( 1! ) date in the past 5 years. All I really have to do in my life, is work at a shitty job, making next to nothing, sleep, and eat ramen. What a wonderful life. Yes, I know there are starving kids in some bumfuck country overseas, I don't give a shit. Two of my four friends are now married, another with a steady girlfriend of 3+ years who is fixin to get married next year. My last friend, if he ever decides to mature, could have any woman he wants, but I, the old fashioned romantic of the group, can't get a girlfriend if my life depended on it. Fuck, I'm not asking for advice nor sympathy, I'm just drunk and drinking, listening to disheartening music, needing to vent. Thankfully, I have ar15.com dude i'm in EXACTLY the same spot a you are. |
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Bluntly.. get a hobby and stop feeling sorry for yourself. If you are working, you are already a full jump start ahead of many people in the US. Just work on building your wealth or doing whatever you like to do, everything else will fall into place. Good advice All your money going into NFA? 
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Bluntly.. get a hobby and stop feeling sorry for yourself. If you are working, you are already a full jump start ahead of many people in the US. Just work on building your wealth or doing whatever you like to do, everything else will fall into place. Yeah, I know. I'm just intoxicated at the moment. Like I said, I was just venting, because I have a tendency to hold shit it most of the time. |
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Dude, come to SC, I'll supply the 'shine, you supply the smokes. We shall spin tales of women and woes around the campfire. Then we shall shoot guns, after we sober up of course. Yes, I'm drunk. who are you talking to? oops, meant to quote your post, so you. hah. |
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I'm in the same boat, I need a girlfriend... So I don't blow all my money on guns and act like a retard all the time. A woman will calm me down and take some of my money supply. Well shit, it's not even I blow my money on guns, ammo or pointless shit, I just want someone to be there for me, so to speak. I'm tired of being a lonely man. |
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I'm in the same boat, I need a girlfriend... So I don't blow all my money on guns and act like a retard all the time. A woman will calm me down and take some of my money supply. Well shit, it's not even I blow my money on guns, ammo or pointless shit, I just want someone to be there for me, so to speak. I'm tired of being a lonely man. Yeah I get ya man. I feel the same way too sometimes. When all else fails... There is always Match.com or Eharmony.com. |