Posted: 7/7/2009 9:14:01 AM EDT
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nope. far too literal. what would he do in a gold rush town without his sword? he can still wield it. it's no longer what he has in his hands. that's merely what he learned from. |
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I have the whole comic book series. Excellent read. 30 volumes. |
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Quoted: nope. far too literal. what would he do in a gold rush town without his sword? he can still wield it. it's no longer what he has in his hands. that's merely what he learned from. I meant after reading the topic... haven't seen the movie in question. |
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Quoted: I 'rented' Sukiyaki Western Django from netflix a few months ago... Wow, what a disappointment. It was disjointed and there were parts where I nearly nodded off. Don't bother, it's bad. It may be INTENTIONALLY bad but it's still bad. yeah it was bad but not the so bad its good, there were some good parts but it should have been so much better with all the westerns out there to draw off of. |
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yep. some people aren't going to like it. I can see what this guy said.
I 'rented' Sukiyaki Western Django from netflix a few months ago... Wow, what a disappointment. It was disjointed and there were parts where I nearly nodded off. Don't bother, it's bad. It may be INTENTIONALLY bad but it's still bad. |
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Django was one of the outright worst lumps of shit movies I have ever had the misfortune of bearing partial witness to.
We turned it off after 20 minutes or so. We were going to turn it off after 10, but we really wanted to give it a fair shot. What a waste of fucking time. If I want to watch a GOOD Japanes movie, i'll watch any of Toshirô Mifunes movies. |
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Was "how to wield a katana" intended as a statement or a question?
If you are referring to technical/historical sword use, movie swordplay is almost never, ever even remotely realistic. Nearly every western or oriental treatise written by masters included anecdotes about duels and combat, and the actions were typically over in a matter of seconds. 2 second fights consisting of single feint-strike-counter actions don't make for good movies. If you are making a statement about how a particular director throws swords into a movie to make a point like a chef throwing some Tony Cachere's into a pot of gumbo, well, if it got you to watch the movie, obviously it worked. |
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You can't talk about Miike and not mention "Audition." Consistently ranked among the most terrifying movies in film history, even though there is very little screen time devoted to gore. And speaking of gore, you must also mention his film "Ichi the Killer," a quintessential example of Japanese splatter cinema. |
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I didn't like Audition. the second they killed the dog was the second I hit the stop button and tossed the dvd.
Ichi The Killer is a cult classic, yes, but being one of his older less intellectual movies I didn't go over it to explain what he's doing now. but yes, those are two other popular movies he made worth mentioning. Quoted:
Was "how to wield a katana" intended as a statement or a question? If you are referring to technical/historical sword use, movie swordplay is almost never, ever even remotely realistic. Nearly every western or oriental treatise written by masters included anecdotes about duels and combat, and the actions were typically over in a matter of seconds. 2 second fights consisting of single feint-strike-counter actions don't make for good movies. If you are making a statement about how a particular director throws swords into a movie to make a point like a chef throwing some Tony Cachere's into a pot of gumbo, well, if it got you to watch the movie, obviously it worked. neither of those if's. there was a reason for calling it "how to wield a Japanese sword" instead of "how to wield a katana". |
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that said "embedding disabled by request", had to use the link ObuvfQKPCsA |
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Quoted: I didn't like Audition. the second they killed the dog was the second I hit the stop button and tossed the dvd. Ichi The Killer is a cult classic, yes, but being one of his older less intellectual movies I didn't go over it to explain what he's doing now. but yes, those are two other popular movies he made worth mentioning. I'm not trying to pick a fight (really!) but you stopped watching "Audition" because they killed a dog, yet you liked "Visitor Q," with all its deranged anti-social mayhem? You are one sick and twisted individual. I can respect that.
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Django is a word that many chinese, Japanese and Italian directors put in their spaghetti flicks in the 70s. I saw an Italian documentary on the IFC channel a month ago and there were at least 20 flicks with django it in. some with Japs playing Mexicans and other hilarity.
ETA I think I understated it a bit. A search of IMDB for Django revealed 9600+ hits for movies and articles. WOW. |
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| This is as close to real sword use by a Samurai as Clint Eastwood is to cowboys using revolvers. I did Kendo for a good while and have two very nice L6 swords. Granted I have never taken 400 men on with a sword so maybe I am wrong but this is pretty fanciful compared to reality. |
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Let's see...
He's not flying through the air... No fake swishy swooping sounds when swinging sword He projects alpha-male superiority from the first sword-stroke and the first word out of his mouth He strikes to kill without extended fight choreography He expresses anger at good swordsmen being killed May not be reality, but a helluva lot better and less cartoonish than most modern sword fight examples in cinema.... |
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I'm not trying to pick a fight (really!) but you stopped watching "Audition" because they killed a dog, yet you liked "Visitor Q," with all its deranged anti-social mayhem?
I didn't like Audition. the second they killed the dog was the second I hit the stop button and tossed the dvd. Ichi The Killer is a cult classic, yes, but being one of his older less intellectual movies I didn't go over it to explain what he's doing now. but yes, those are two other popular movies he made worth mentioning. You are one sick and twisted individual. I can respect that. ![]() that's a good observation. why are some ill things acceptable to me but others aren't? what makes the difference between them? |
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I'm not trying to pick a fight (really!) but you stopped watching "Audition" because they killed a dog, yet you liked "Visitor Q," with all its deranged anti-social mayhem?
I didn't like Audition. the second they killed the dog was the second I hit the stop button and tossed the dvd. Ichi The Killer is a cult classic, yes, but being one of his older less intellectual movies I didn't go over it to explain what he's doing now. but yes, those are two other popular movies he made worth mentioning. You are one sick and twisted individual. I can respect that. ![]() that's a good observation. why are some ill things acceptable to me but others aren't? what makes the difference between them? Audtion....I kinda kept watching that because I was too...mortified?...to stop the DVD. Just wanted to see what happens. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm not trying to pick a fight (really!) but you stopped watching "Audition" because they killed a dog, yet you liked "Visitor Q," with all its deranged anti-social mayhem?I didn't like Audition. the second they killed the dog was the second I hit the stop button and tossed the dvd. Ichi The Killer is a cult classic, yes, but being one of his older less intellectual movies I didn't go over it to explain what he's doing now. but yes, those are two other popular movies he made worth mentioning. You are one sick and twisted individual. I can respect that. ![]() that's a good observation. why are some ill things acceptable to me but others aren't? what makes the difference between them? Most people have emotional attachments to certain material objects (any person who doesn't is probably a soul-less killer or, at the very least, a sociopath.) When those objects (pets, family, expensive automobiles, etc.) are threatened (or threatening,) we feel emotionally threatened ourselves. You feel physically sick when you see a dog being killed, because you are emotionally attached to the dog. For me, threats to other things provoke that same response. Why some cultures - and by corollary it's people - revere certain things, when another culture's do not, is a mystery. Why do Americans tend to treat dogs as family members, and some people threat them as food? Some horror directors, like Miike, Carpenter, Fulci, Raimi, Romero, and of course, Hitchcock, are masters at presenting us with on-screen threats to the things we hold most dear, forcing us to face our fears, or, in some cases, get up and walk out of the theater. Steven King is masterful at taking those objects and making them frightening. Pet Sematary (child as killer,) Cujo (dog as killer,) Christine (car as killer,) It (clown as killer.) I think the purpose of horror films is to help us test the limits of, and master our responses to fear. Audition pushed me to my limit. Anyone who's seen the ending knows what I mean. |


just hopefully you see the message too.

