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7/7/2009 1:20:10 AM EDT
out on patrol..... In my back yard.
http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp115/jharpphoto/tacticool.jpg
7/6/2009 4:29:21 PM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You patrol your back yard?


You dont?!


That was my question too!

7/6/2009 8:01:00 PM EDT
[#2]
I hope your quick, insanely observant, AND lucky.

Your not wearing any armor - tisk tisk.


P.S.  Don't slip on those rocks either.  They are usually hard and tend to hurt your bones and brain.

7/6/2009 8:09:22 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
I hope your quick, insanely observant, AND lucky.

Your not wearing any armor - tisk tisk.


P.S.  Don't slip on those rocks either.  They are usually hard and tend to hurt your bones and brain.



Most overrated piece of equipment next to ghillie suits.
7/6/2009 8:14:32 PM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I hope your quick, insanely observant, AND lucky.



Your not wearing any armor - tisk tisk.





P.S.  Don't slip on those rocks either.  They are usually hard and tend to hurt your bones and brain.







Most overrated piece of equipment next to ghillie suits.


Especially for Zombie Patrols..



CXS



 
7/6/2009 8:30:40 PM EDT
[#5]
C'mon guys!  So many posts and so few pictures.  This has the potential to be the greatest tacked thread ever....the "pictures of us in the back yard and playing dress-up" thread!
 Contribute fool!

7/6/2009 11:08:25 PM EDT
[#6]

your e-penis is HUGE



I never enjoyed playing dress-up.
7/6/2009 11:10:40 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:

your e-penis is HUGE



I never enjoyed playing dress-up.


Don't want to get their 5.11s dirty, or maybe scratch their expensive rifle.
7/7/2009 12:37:49 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:

your e-penis is HUGE



I never enjoyed playing dress-up.


Don't want to get their 5.11s dirty, or maybe scratch their expensive rifle.


That's why I subcribe to the 'throw it down the driveway' theory of tactical adornment. If you don't want to get it scratched, ripped, dusty, dented, muddy or bloody, don't take it to war.

Except for rare and no-longer-produced items, the whole 'safe queen' phenomenon baffles me.
7/6/2009 4:25:39 AM EDT
[#9]
cute
7/6/2009 5:24:18 AM EDT
[#10]
that discoloration is the delicate play between light and shadow.
7/6/2009 6:54:09 AM EDT
[#11]
-1 for no cookie in hand!

Still nice backyard
7/6/2009 8:09:57 AM EDT
[#12]
Is your backyard secure?
7/6/2009 8:14:32 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Is your backyard secure?


Why would you question the obvious?
7/6/2009 9:46:21 AM EDT
[#14]
Claymores, dude.  You need claymores.
7/6/2009 8:42:00 AM EDT
[#15]
Your shit's too clean for that to be a real patrol.
7/5/2009 2:48:07 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
out on patrol..... In my back yard.


made link hot

...nice back yard!
7/5/2009 3:38:23 PM EDT
[#17]
My backyard is literally 15' long. I'm jealous. What does your gear consist of?
7/5/2009 4:11:34 PM EDT
[#18]
What is the point of the long rail upper when you have a 16" barrel with no other attachments?
7/5/2009 4:16:18 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
What is the point of the long rail upper when you have a 16" barrel with no other attachments?



He does have a flip-up front sight;  maybe for the extra sight radius?
7/5/2009 4:18:48 PM EDT
[#20]
You patrol your back yard?
7/5/2009 4:33:17 PM EDT
[#21]
gotta patrol the backyard.  never know when a Zombie might stagger through.
7/5/2009 4:35:39 PM EDT
[#22]
POF 13.6" rifle with acog,pmags,troy buis.  Camelbak Delta5 vest, surefire echo knife,Springfield loaded MC operator.
7/5/2009 8:42:39 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
You patrol your back yard?


You dont?!
7/5/2009 11:31:07 PM EDT
[#24]
It kind of looks like you peed your pants down your left leg.  Other than that, very hi speed and inspiring.
7/6/2009 2:21:04 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
It kind of looks like you peed your pants down your left leg.  Other than that, very hi speed and inspiring.

7/6/2009 3:01:45 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Claymores, dude.  You need claymores.


+1 and when you get them tell me where I can pick up a few. Those damn zombies aint gonna kill themselves.
7/6/2009 4:00:57 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
What is the point of the long rail upper when you have a 16" barrel with no other attachments?


Options man, options. That and I think a rail system gives just about any weapon  a more aggressive appearance, and looking aggressive can be an advantage.
7/7/2009 1:21:29 AM EDT
[#28]
This one fits a lot better in GD than in Tactical Gear.
7/7/2009 1:24:02 AM EDT
[#29]
these threads are good fun.
7/7/2009 1:30:09 AM EDT
[#30]
I wish I was that cool.
7/7/2009 1:32:52 AM EDT
[#31]
No facepaint?


7/7/2009 1:36:08 AM EDT
[#32]
I'm currently wearing the same shoes.  

You need a machete for trekking through that heavy brush.  
7/7/2009 1:45:10 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Claymores, dude.  You need claymores.


+1 and when you get them tell me where I can pick up a few. Those damn zombies aint gonna kill themselves.


Lots of potassium chlorate and petroleum jelly, pressed into pie tins with a layer of nuts and bolts and marbles on one side, coat hangers for legs.  C'mon, man! When zombies attack you gotta improvise, adapt, overcome....and blow stuff up!
7/7/2009 1:47:44 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
It kind of looks like you peed your pants down your left leg.  Other than that, very hi speed and inspiring.


I was willing to overlook that and assume he sat in the water accidentally.  But clearly the shoes aren't a match, they need to be in green khaki color of some kind.
7/7/2009 1:49:14 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:

your e-penis is HUGE



I never enjoyed playing dress-up.


Don't want to get their 5.11s dirty, or maybe scratch their expensive rifle.


He got to do enough dressing up for real in the Marines.
7/7/2009 2:13:03 AM EDT
[#36]
Me patrolling the kitchen back in 1987-88 or so... was 11 or 12.

7/7/2009 11:51:31 AM EDT
[#37]
I was hoping to start a nice photo thread.  Everyone who isn't billy bad ass but still patrol's the backyard/nooks and cranny's for zombies etc please share your photos.
7/7/2009 6:48:09 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

your e-penis is HUGE



I never enjoyed playing dress-up.


Don't want to get their 5.11s dirty, or maybe scratch their expensive rifle.


He got to do enough dressing up for real in the Marines.


I was agreeing with him.  But he probably knew that.
7/7/2009 6:55:02 PM EDT
[#39]
Some operators don't have a yard to patrol and have to settle for Grandma's house...



http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=883344&page=1






















7/7/2009 6:55:03 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
I was hoping to start a nice photo thread.  Everyone who isn't billy bad ass but still patrol's the backyard/nooks and cranny's for zombies etc please share your photos.


Oh Jebus... seek help!

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7/7/2009 6:58:57 PM EDT
[#41]
Your kit needs these... SERIOUSLY.... dont argue with me, and you can thank me later...



http://oakley.com/catalog/products/s-i-assault-boot-6-inch/11096-001




7/7/2009 6:59:14 PM EDT
[#42]


At least go crawl around in some mud and grass first. Make it look like you did something other than walk off the back porch and snap a pic.

7/7/2009 7:01:53 PM EDT
[#43]
Sorry, but this post is HILARIOUS!!!

It really is true that the only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys...
7/7/2009 7:03:04 PM EDT
[#44]





Lets see here...



Tactical Mall-ninja gear? - CHECK

Backwards hat? - CHECK

Womans Makeup and Jewelry? - CHECK

Round chambered and in battery? - CHECK

Muzzle pointed at cameraperson? - CHECK

Finger on trigger? - CHECK





Yea... what can go wrong here?
7/7/2009 7:03:22 PM EDT
[#45]


find me a size 16, thanks
7/7/2009 7:09:55 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c346/M1911Series80/new%20arsenal%20photos/100_3662.jpg

Lets see here...

Tactical Mall-ninja gear? - CHECK
Backwards hat? - CHECK
Womans Makeup and Jewelry? - CHECK
Round chambered and in battery? - CHECK
Muzzle pointed at cameraperson? - CHECK
Finger on trigger? - CHECK


Yea... what can go wrong here?


i imagine him pointing his pistol at his grandmother. what a fag.
7/7/2009 7:16:20 PM EDT
[#47]
Super neato
7/7/2009 7:19:49 PM EDT
[#48]
You just inspired me to go out back with the rifle and the Surefire to make sure everything is ok...
7/7/2009 7:19:49 PM EDT
[#49]



Quoted:



Quoted:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c346/M1911Series80/new%20arsenal%20photos/100_3662.jpg



Lets see here...



Tactical Mall-ninja gear? - CHECK

Backwards hat? - CHECK

Womans Makeup and Jewelry? - CHECK

Round chambered and in battery? - CHECK

Muzzle pointed at cameraperson? - CHECK

Finger on trigger? - CHECK





Yea... what can go wrong here?




i imagine him pointing his pistol at his grandmother. what a fag.
His claim in the original thread was that it was a "dummy round", but that didn't jibe with some of his posts in that thread.



Incidentally, he hasn't posted since 5/10, but he did log in on 7/4.



I think folk's reactions to his pictures might have scared him off...






 
7/7/2009 7:45:32 PM EDT
[#50]
jharpphoto, you coming back?



<tap tap>



Don't think he's sticking around.
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