Posted: 6/30/2009 4:38:39 PM EDT
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In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. "Will I die?" she asks.
God says, "No. You have 30 more years to live." With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she's in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she's discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street and is immediately hit by an ambulance and dies. Up in heaven, she sees God. "You said I had 30 more years to live!" "That's true", God says. "So what happened?!?" God shrugs. "I didn't recognize you." |
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Is this supposed to be a swipe at women who get plastic surgery? I could care less what other people do to their bodies. So what if they want to look better. No, it's a joke. I thought it was funny. I could give a shit what people do to their bodies. You're reading too much into it. |