[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Your Facebook Status (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 6/24/2009 10:53:53 PM EDT
Mine is: "JS98010" is trying to fit you into his Master Plan™, but honestly, it's really not looking so good for you.What is yours? |
| I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. |
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Facebook is for teenage girls and people with 15 cats. I used to think that, too. What I learned is that Facebook is for people who have known a bunch of people over a bunch of years, but have lost track of them. In other words, it's for old folks who've moved around a bit. |
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Facebook used to be for us college kids... Now its fully of 40 something tools looking for some internet ass.
anyways here is mine "Come on people... Michael Jackson had more problems than an algebra class. The creep was a black man that wanted to be white. He loved little boys, hated the sun and spoke like a girl. Lets move on with life." |
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I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. You win. |