[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Conspiracies ...lets hear them (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 6/19/2009 10:37:29 PM EDT
What have you figured out that no one else knows?
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Hello Mr NWO. Do you think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?
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Obama is a plant by some radical muslims and is the ultimate terrorist attack.
It makes sense in my mind, that's how they like to play things. Kind of like the bad guys from batman begins. Instead of blowing up our shit, they'll kill us economically/politically till we tear ourselves apart, and in their minds, somehow that equates to us accepting islamic rule and praising allah. I know it's out there. |
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The entire war against tobacco is ultimately due to the fact that nicotine actually blocks the mind control rays that the government is constantly pumping through the airwaves.
In order for the takeover and destruction of America to take plce in a timely manner, a huge anti smoking propaganda campaign has been waged since the 1950s; focused on eliminating as much tobacco from society as possible so that the assimilation of Americans ( and other people of other countries ) into the New World Order can be completed ahead of schedule. |
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Quoted: The entire war against tobacco is ultimately due to the fact that nicotine actually blocks the mind control rays that the government is constantly pumping through the airwaves. In order for the takeover and destruction of America to take plce in a timely manner, a huge anti smoking propaganda campaign has been waged since the 1950s; focused on eliminating as much tobacco from society as possible so that the assimilation of Americans ( and other people of other countries ) into the New World Order can be completed ahead of schedule.  |
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The entire war against tobacco is ultimately due to the fact that nicotine actually blocks the mind control rays that the government is constantly pumping through the airwaves. In order for the takeover and destruction of America to take plce in a timely manner, a huge anti smoking propaganda campaign has been waged since the 1950s; focused on eliminating as much tobacco from society as possible so that the assimilation of Americans ( and other people of other countries ) into the New World Order can be completed ahead of schedule. They don't want to see me when I run out of smokes.... |
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ARFCom is actually a self-selecting "homeland terrorist" surveillance system, monitored by an NSA "rampant AI" system, project codenamed "Dave_A"
Crap... they warned me of the consequences if I ever made that info public. Thank the Lord I don't own a dog 
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The reason why terrorist attacks don't happen in rich vactation spots in the middel east is due to pay off's. For instance in Dubai there are many amazing Hotels, and Islands to vist an example is the picture of the Palm Island being created some of you have seen in on discovery channel. My father is an important figure in the oil and gas industry. He deals with the middle east mainly. He told me they Pay off the Taliban etc.. Millions to keep the fuck away from their vacation spots presently being built. Reason is eventually these Arab Prince's are going to run out of oil, how will they make money at that point? With amazing vacation destinations such as the following.
This isn't really a conspiracy though. This is a garunteed safe spot from terrorism you fuck with this the Taliban has minimal funding left. |
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American Indians did 9/11 to get back at the white man for taking their land and killing all their buffaloes.
Barack Obama knew about it and got them to forge him a birth certificate and hide his Kenyan one, promising that once he became president, he would destroy the country so that no one would ever know the indians were responsible. |
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The entire war against tobacco is ultimately due to the fact that nicotine actually blocks the mind control rays that the government is constantly pumping through the airwaves. In order for the takeover and destruction of America to take plce in a timely manner, a huge anti smoking propaganda campaign has been waged since the 1950s; focused on eliminating as much tobacco from society as possible so that the assimilation of Americans ( and other people of other countries ) into the New World Order can be completed ahead of schedule.
They wanted a conspiracy!!!!! I gave them one. Only.....I kinda wonder if my theory isn't on the mark. Soon...it will only be me and Da Bunny who is not under their control!!!!! 
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Healthcare reform is Obongo's way of implanting mind control microchips in the sheeple. The mark of the beast will be fully implemented by 2017. Well, if we are still here after 2012. For folks trying to make the connection between BHO and the anti-christ there is a lot of anecdotal stuff to point to. he is taking over enough industry that he could require the mark of the beast to do business, he is in the process of lining the nations of the world up against Israel, However, he misses one key thing. The AC is supposed to be loved by all in the beginning.... However, it could just mean all in the media. The bible didn't really have a word for media... hmmmm |
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it all goes back to the Lincoln assassination.....
John Boothe was recruited by the Bush administration during one of their time travel excursions to kill Lincoln so that the black man would be kept down longer. then boothe was sent forward in time to kill JFK and MLK. Boothe was then sent back in time and was put in the witness protection program in roswell, New Mexico. after a while, Bush decided that he was too much of a liability, so he sent in a CIA assassin disguised as a UFO to take out boothe. but, the UFO crashed before the attack could take place. to get revenge, Boothe decided to build his own time machine. but he had a massive malfunction during his first try and released billions of tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, causing what we now know as global warming. his second attempt didnt go so well either. he tried to manufacture super storms to hit DC and wipe them all out. but the Bush administration storm controller, in the basement of the white house, was more powerful and the hurricanes ended up hitting the gulf instead. Boothe's third attempt went awry too. he tried to launch a missile attack to take out washington, but he ended up taking out the world trade center and the pentagon instead. the Bush Administration had to cover that up, and came up with the terrorist conspiracy that they put into your minds by the use of vapor trails from high altitude aircraft. Boothe then almost gave up. but he had an idea. after all he did, he could reverse it all by getting a black man elected president. so after a few years of work, he infiltrated the Bush controlled vapor trail dispersion system and changed the mixture to convince people that Obama could actually be president. well. we all see how that ended up. Boothe finally got his revenge. oh... Bart Simpson, Pedo Bear, Eric Cartman and Bush are all the same person. |
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