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Posted: 1/22/2002 2:28:39 PM EDT
This peacenik should listen to his inner-gun nut. [url]http://www.theonion.com/onion3802/peace_activist.html[/url]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 2:32:04 PM EDT
Pretty good. But thought the Onion comes out every Wednesday.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 2:33:12 PM EDT
That is far too kewl & funny! [:o)]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 2:35:58 PM EDT
That was a good Onion article. The only better one that I have seen is the "PETA Commandos" article. [url]http://www.theonion.com/onion3110/petacommandos.html[/url]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 2:46:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By raven: Pretty good. But thought the Onion comes out every Wednesday.
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It usually show up in Tuesday afternoon.
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 2:53:09 PM EDT
That was funny!! He's right about 'em being heavy!! Yikes!!
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 2:57:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2002 2:59:58 PM EDT by Ustulina]
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED INTO THE "BIG_BARRETT CULT." Sweet, I'll take that liberal peacenik shooting any day of the week, and I'll pay for every lick of ammo. My God, there may be hope for balance in this fellow yet. Edited to add "if I wasn't such an optimistic do-gooder dumbass, I would've seen the article as a parody that was too good to be true."
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 3:00:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 3:01:20 PM EDT
What a pussy. Look at this guy...he needs a Barrett: [img]http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3802/peace_activist.jpg[/img] He needs a visit to Peshawar. [:P]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 4:16:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2002 4:16:49 PM EDT by Ponyboy]
I like the last sentence:
"Plus, it failed some of the Navy's field tests for reliability and accuracy," Shorter added. "The extractors kept breaking, I seem to recall."
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Who wants to bet they don't know what an extractor is?
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 4:21:44 PM EDT
Just so we are all on the same page here.. The ONION is a comedy page!!
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 5:11:55 PM EDT
The Onion rocks!! This is one of my favorites: [url]http://www.theonion.com/onion3326/tradeagreement.html[/url]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 5:23:27 PM EDT
Hey, I'm in The Onion! [url] http://www.theonion.com/onion3212/amazingass.html [/url]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 9:38:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Javak: This peacenik should listen to his inner-gun nut. [url]http://www.theonion.com/onion3802/peace_activist.html[/url]
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I think the problem is, we're all reading the article as a review. [:D] The Onion clearly missed the mark in the Barrett article, though. I think they were trying for the same sort of tone as in this one: [url]http://www.theonion.com/onion3407/churchhomosexual.html[/url]
Link Posted: 1/22/2002 10:18:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gus: The Onion rocks!! This is one of my favorites: [url]http://www.theonion.com/onion3326/tradeagreement.html[/url]
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ROFLMAO!! That is f-ing FUNNY! medcop
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