Posted: 6/9/2009 5:48:14 PM EDT
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100 Girls
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0214388/ Mr. Man was browsing netflix and put this on our instant play for the Xbox. his rationale was it sounded "hot". Typical man... Whatever the case, the movie was not a glorification of boobies and the acquisition of said sweater bunnies... though it was indeed full of boobage. No, this movie was a 94-minute-long emasculation fest. They all but showed the Barbie Ken genitalia our brave hero in the movie had. It was disgusting. This disgusting wimp of a man is this irritatingly gooshy, sensitive, ridiculous excuse for a man... complete with the pale skin, perfect hair, and slender little body. He was sensitive, intuitive, caring, and had more estrogen than a year's worth of birth control pills. WHAT THE FUCK. I could only shake my head in horror, especially at the "climax" of the movie - where he shouted out a speech to 100 women in a dorm - professing to do all but become Paris Hilton via surgery. The movie ended with our cockless hero finding his one true love (whom earlier in the movie it turns out he had rescued from her evil, mean, icky manly boyfriend). Once the movie was over and the need to regurgitate went away, I looked over at my wonderful, unshaven manly man in his boxers with a beer in his hand... and I thanked my lucky stars there are still men in this world. And this is why I love arfcom... more specifically, the Men in Uniform thread.... 
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