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5/26/2009 6:28:11 PM EDT
I enjoyed a cold beer in the shower tonight.  It had been a while since I had induldged in one of life's simple pleasures.  Any one got any good beer holders for thier shower (other than their hand?)  Holding a beer can inhibit important shower tasks, and a cup holder would be handy that keeps out unwanted soap and shower spray.
5/26/2009 6:31:28 PM EDT
[#1]
TAG for ideas.
5/26/2009 6:36:10 PM EDT
[#2]




5/26/2009 6:36:24 PM EDT
[#3]
Well, a gf/wife could hold a beer for you and give you other pleasures as well
5/26/2009 6:37:56 PM EDT
[#4]
Did you use a mug or was it in a bottle or can?

Mug is the best, but I have no problems with cans or bottles.
5/26/2009 6:41:31 PM EDT
[#5]
No shower beers for me, I shave my balls in the shower.  I need a clear head.



I just combined two of ARFCOM's most-discussed topics.  Enjoy!





5/26/2009 6:43:26 PM EDT
[#6]
Mugs fill up with shower water, making the beer less than pleasurable.  I generally use the little shelf where the edge of the tub-unit and the wall come together (on of those pre-molded plastic deals).
5/26/2009 6:44:33 PM EDT
[#7]
What has 2 thumbs and likes shower beers?  Go ahead, guess.
5/26/2009 6:46:56 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Mugs fill up with shower water, making the beer less than pleasurable.  I generally use the little shelf where the edge of the tub-unit and the wall come together (on of those pre-molded plastic deals).



If you can't keep water out of a glass of beer you need to turn in your man card.








5/26/2009 6:47:43 PM EDT
[#9]
If I absolutely need to put it down, I set it next to the shampoo.
5/26/2009 6:48:49 PM EDT
[#10]
5/26/2009 6:49:51 PM EDT
[#11]
same idea, but slightly different application. I really need a cup holder for the lawn tractor.
5/26/2009 6:51:22 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Well, a gf/wife could hold a beer for you and give you other pleasures as well


Really,wow,mine needs both hands to give me other pleasures
5/26/2009 6:52:02 PM EDT
[#13]
The alcoholism is strong in this thread.
5/26/2009 6:55:13 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
The alcoholism is strong in this thread.


5/26/2009 6:55:22 PM EDT
[#15]




Quoted:

The alcoholism is strong in this thread.


Maybe not alcoholism, just obsessive hygiene.

5/26/2009 6:56:23 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
The alcoholism is strong in this thread.


Go enjoy an ice cold beer in a hot shower.

Come back.

Re-evaluate your statement.
5/26/2009 6:56:43 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
I enjoyed a cold beer in the shower tonight.  It had been a while since I had induldged in one of life's simple pleasures.  Any one got any good beer holders for thier shower (other than their hand?)  Holding a beer can inhibit important shower tasks, and a cup holder would be handy that keeps out unwanted soap and shower spray.


Shower = Hot as possible.  Beer = Cold.  

Equation does not compute.
5/26/2009 7:02:32 PM EDT
[#18]
Ah, the shower beer.

A great way to get ready for a party while you're getting ready for a party.
5/26/2009 7:03:17 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Ah, the shower beer.

A great way to get ready for a party while you're getting ready for a party.


Yo dawg, heard you liked to get ready when you're getting ready, so we got you a beer to get you drunk before you get drunk.
5/26/2009 7:16:31 PM EDT
[#20]
Suction cup + ordinary cupholder = win

I think Miller Lite gave them away as part of the "Dick" marketing campaign back around 96/97

5/26/2009 7:18:40 PM EDT
[#21]
2 beers in the shower is how I start a night of binge drinking.
5/26/2009 7:19:25 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ah, the shower beer.

A great way to get ready for a party while you're getting ready for a party.


Yo dawg, heard you liked to get ready when you're getting ready, so we got you a beer to get you drunk before you get drunk.


the /b/ is strong in this one.
5/26/2009 7:22:57 PM EDT
[#23]
After a REALLY long day in the yard, after a week of camping, and especially when I came back from alert smelling like a goat, a shower beer was THE way to A) get clean and B) enjoy a nicely brewed adult beverage at the same time.  

I had a sliding door on my shower, and found that a bottle of Moose Drool Brown Ale would balance perfectly on the flat top rail.  

5/26/2009 7:26:57 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The alcoholism is strong in this thread.


Go enjoy an ice cold beer in a hot shower.

Come back.

Re-evaluate your statement.


I like warm room temperature beer.
5/26/2009 7:28:45 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
The alcoholism is strong in this thread.


Go enjoy an ice cold beer in a hot shower.

Come back.

Re-evaluate your statement.


I like warm room temperature beer.


...Really?
5/26/2009 7:34:16 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Well, a gf/wife could hold a beer for you and give you other pleasures as well


Really,wow,mine needs both hands to give me other pleasures


She's sneaking a finger in the backdoor, huh buddy?

5/26/2009 7:35:12 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
I enjoyed a cold beer in the shower tonight.  It had been a while since I had induldged in one of life's simple pleasures.  Any one got any good beer holders for thier shower (other than their hand?)  Holding a beer can inhibit important shower tasks, and a cup holder would be handy that keeps out unwanted soap and shower spray.


This is a brilliant idea, I don't know why I've never thought of it.  Will try out ASAP.
5/26/2009 7:36:14 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ah, the shower beer.

A great way to get ready for a party while you're getting ready for a party.


Yo dawg, heard you liked to get ready when you're getting ready, so we got you a beer to get you drunk before you get drunk.


Hahaha, that's how I start a night of partying.
5/26/2009 7:36:41 PM EDT
[#29]
what's so special about a beer in the shower?
5/26/2009 7:43:48 PM EDT
[#30]
You really don't need an excuse for  a shower beer.

It's just right, all the time.

Whether relaxing before or after yard work, getting ready for church, or having dinner with the in-laws, shower beer=WIN!
5/26/2009 7:44:25 PM EDT
[#31]
Some good stuff so far guys...I'm waiting for the token photoshop of the "cookie in the shower" pic to round this one off.

To the post regarding the g/f or wife in the shower to hold the beer, I'll offer this one warning:  WARNING:  Drinking a beer in the shower in the presence of a member of the opposite sex may invoke spontaneous sexual activity, potentially causing the beer to spill.  In this event, do not go after the beer - continue engaging in the sexual act.

I like the post about partying while getting ready to party...man talk about the college routine!  Have a few brewskies after class, hit the showers to get ready to go to the party (can't quit drinking or it will kill the buzz), and hit the party.  Andy with any luck, hit the shower again after the party with a beer, and who knows, party some more!  Now life has taken a more tame turn, but I can still enjoy that beer in the shower.
5/26/2009 7:48:26 PM EDT
[#32]
I use my shower caddy (or what ever they are called) it has two levels for all the different soap and conditioner a person (women) needs. I'm a guy so it has one bottle of shampoo in the bottom and beer goes on top when I need both hands.

ETA: it's a hanging one so the beer is right up under the shower head so water won't get in it.
5/26/2009 7:53:57 PM EDT
[#33]
Put a chair and ice cooler in the shower, then we'll talk.
5/26/2009 8:01:50 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
The alcoholism is strong in this thread.


Go enjoy an ice cold beer in a hot shower.

Come back.

Re-evaluate your statement.


I like warm room temperature beer.


...Really?


The best beer is dark beer or ale and it's best served warm because it has more flavor, better smell and as well as better mouth feel.
5/26/2009 8:10:41 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I enjoyed a cold beer in the shower tonight.  It had been a while since I had induldged in one of life's simple pleasures.  Any one got any good beer holders for thier shower (other than their hand?)  Holding a beer can inhibit important shower tasks, and a cup holder would be handy that keeps out unwanted soap and shower spray.


This is a brilliant idea, I don't know why I've never thought of it.  Will try out ASAP.


And you sir are why the Shower Beer threads never get old.  

Somewhere, someone needs to know.


5/26/2009 8:17:38 PM EDT
[#36]
In all my years of drinking, I don't think I've ever had a shower beer.  I'm going to have to try it for myself.  

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
The alcoholism is strong in this thread.


Go enjoy an ice cold beer in a hot shower.

Come back.

Re-evaluate your statement.


I like warm room temperature beer.


...Really?


The best beer is dark beer or ale and it's best served warm because it has more flavor, better smell and as well as better mouth feel.


Just felt the need to preserve that gay shit you typed.  
5/26/2009 8:19:34 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
The alcoholism is strong in this thread.


Go enjoy an ice cold beer in a hot shower.

Come back.

Re-evaluate your statement.


I like warm room temperature beer.


...Really?


The best beer is dark beer or ale and it's best served warm because it has more flavor, better smell and as well as better mouth feel.


In the other thread you're debating the relative merits of various flavors of Mad Dog 20/20.

Please forgive me if your personal interpretation of "the best" is treated as highly suspect
5/26/2009 8:23:36 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Just felt the need to preserve that gay shit you typed.  


Stop being childish. Foods and drinks have subtle characteristics such as mouth feel. They can be light, heavy ect ect.
5/26/2009 8:27:44 PM EDT
[#39]
A beer in the shower is awesome.
5/26/2009 8:30:28 PM EDT
[#40]
not a big fan of alcohol, and I still have enjoyed the pleasure of a shower beer. On a hot August day, cold shower, cold Sam Adams Light... hell yea.



shower beer is a win.



we need an arfcom approved shower-food list.
5/26/2009 8:37:52 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
we need an arfcom approved shower-food list.


Chocolate chip cookie
/list
5/26/2009 8:44:02 PM EDT
[#42]
and I thought I was the only one. Nothing better in the world than a shower beer.

Also the cup holder on a riding lawn mower doesn't work as well as I hoped. Either I got grass in the beer or i hit a bump and it foams..
5/26/2009 8:44:22 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
In the other thread you're debating the relative merits of various flavors of Mad Dog 20/20.

Please forgive me if your personal interpretation of "the best" is treated as highly suspect


I have a highly developed palate and either go for super expensive beer, ale and wine or cheap stuff because the inbetween stuff is crap. In the case of beer and ale. I tend to like German Eisbock, German Schwarzbier, Belgian Trappist Ale,  Russian Imperial Stouts and London Porters the best. That stuff is meant to be enjoyed warm and it will get you more messed up than any cheap adjunct light beer you probably prefer.

Also, I've only had MD ONCE. Which was about twoish days ago. It's just a fortified wine. It isn't a real wine and it doesn't have the different qualities of wines produced in different wine growing regions around the world.
5/26/2009 9:02:17 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
What has 2 thumbs and likes shower beers?  Go ahead, guess.


Me?



5/26/2009 9:41:47 PM EDT
[#45]
A ice cold beer or ale and a small bag of Zapp's under a cold shower is fantastic in the summer.My last girlfriend found that the application of both resulted in me cooking moar food for her to eat before hybernation..Don't get between a liberal in denial and HER steak and shrimp.  




 
 
5/27/2009 3:33:37 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
In the other thread you're debating the relative merits of various flavors of Mad Dog 20/20.

Please forgive me if your personal interpretation of "the best" is treated as highly suspect


I have a highly developed palate and either go for super expensive beer, ale and wine or cheap stuff because the inbetween stuff is crap. In the case of beer and ale. I tend to like German Eisbock, German Schwarzbier, Belgian Trappist Ale,  Russian Imperial Stouts and London Porters the best. That stuff is meant to be enjoyed warm and it will get you more messed up than any cheap adjunct light beer you probably prefer.

Also, I've only had MD ONCE. Which was about twoish days ago. It's just a fortified wine. It isn't a real wine and it doesn't have the different qualities of wines produced in different wine growing regions around the world.


Your highly developed palate, if it is offended by a cheap ice cold beer in a hot shower, perhaps is not as developed as you think

I started out a beer snob and ended up just appreciating most anything going by the name at the right time and place.
5/27/2009 3:40:11 AM EDT
[#47]
Mmmm beer.


Tekka, man card, now.
5/27/2009 4:33:44 AM EDT
[#48]
I have a glass sliding shower door and I rest mine up on the top of that
5/27/2009 4:38:53 AM EDT
[#49]



Quoted:


Well, a gf/wife could hold a beer for you and give you other pleasures as well


+1



 
5/27/2009 4:41:26 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
No shower beers for me, I shave my balls in the shower.  I need a clear head.

I just combined two of ARFCOM's most-discussed topics.  Enjoy!



and to add a third, I do it with a straight razor.
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