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I'm not happy with my new low flow toilet.
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I reloaded ammo today and ate mexican. I think I'm going to have a beer soon.
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Originally Posted By Danner130:
I'm not happy with my new low flow toilet. Does yours have alot of 'suction'? The we had would almost suck down a orange if you dropped in in the bowl. |
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happycynic: "I couldn't care less about spelling on the internet. Feel free to be my secretary and correct my typos if you like." Rogue-Sasquatch: "For ever Qassam rocket that comes over from Gaza, they launch a beat up Buick back in |
I soiled my pantaloons.
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I start a new job tomorrow.
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Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting twice.
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Laundry this morning, helped a friend run some CAT 5 wiring this afternoon, then came home for a little grillin' and chillin' and some old time radio.
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Pour me another drink and pass the ammunition.
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I cut the grass today , had a great lunch and took a nap . Have to go in an hour early Monday because we are have a dealership meeting so they can tell us how good GM is doing this month .
I hope I'm still employed tomorrow afternoon . SW |
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Nothing quite says " Fuck You " like burning a mother fuckers house down .... NUcadet07
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Originally Posted By marksman121:
"Its stupid and ruins the forum!" it might ruin this forum, but your still a douche bag for mentioning it. Rant rate= absolute-fucking-zero. |
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Sunshine and Farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!
Happy_Gopher |
I traveled from Flowood MS to Oxford MS, worked a high school graduation, and purchased a team membership.
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watching the survivor reunion show....
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Sunshine and Farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!
Happy_Gopher |
I mowed the frt and back yard . Then went to a going away party for my brother inlaw. Special Forces.
They are moving to New Mexico. Got pissed at the wife. Then went too Lowes. |
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"This is a 7 on the stupid scale.
Black hole stupid." ~ GrumpyM4~ |
I just turned on the back porch light and spotted a possum. He wasn't social-minded.
Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:
Originally Posted By David14:
Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:
I had to work today, but otherwise my plans are similar to yours.
I've been lazy all day and I'm going to try to score with the wife later. She's my wife and she probably won't put out for me, what makes you think you will have better luck with her? Well, mine was asleep when I got home. I just figured, y'know, arfcom brotherhood and all..... |
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“Civilization is privilege – or Private Law…. And we all know where Private Law comes from….out of the barrel of a gun…. " Freeman Hagbard Celine
Originally Posted By TxLawDog: It's official. This thread is impossible to masturbate to. |
Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:
Originally Posted By David14:
Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:
I had to work today, but otherwise my plans are similar to yours.
I've been lazy all day and I'm going to try to score with the wife later. She's my wife and she probably won't put out for me, what makes you think you will have better luck with her? |
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"This is a 7 on the stupid scale.
Black hole stupid." ~ GrumpyM4~ |
Originally Posted By marksman121:
"Its stupid and ruins the forum!" just sitting here, typing. before that i had some water. it was cold. |
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I saved money by switching to Gieco
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Went to church with the boy today, good service, passed out gifts to the HS grads.
Pressed some iron this afternoon while my wife and son napped. Wife had some labor pains this evening. She's scheduled to be induced Wednesday at 5:00 a.m. So.. I'm hoping she holds out till Wednesday since I've got a fairly heavy docket on Tuesday. Is it rude to ask her to wait? |
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Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
"Pretty much the only thing that keeps me paying my taxes and not turning my house into a chickenshit particle board and stucco compound is the fact that the police occasionally kill douchebag criminals in comical ways. |
Today was a pretty good day. Wifey and I walked our dog, Ernie this AM, then I had a ham sandwich while she ate leftover cuban food from last night. I then napped some moar. My FFL called and I went over and picked up the Savage Scout rifle I ordered from Bud's. My FFL had got a rotty puppy and she was cute as can be. I grilled chicken over real charcoal for dinner. I used a memphis pork rub on it and it was pretty damn good. I'm going to bed now.
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And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange a walk-on part in a war for a lead role in a cage? -Pink Floyd |
Right now we're watching the science channel "what really killed the dinosaurs."
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Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
"Pretty much the only thing that keeps me paying my taxes and not turning my house into a chickenshit particle board and stucco compound is the fact that the police occasionally kill douchebag criminals in comical ways. |
I just watched Rambo for the 134th time. This movie fucking owns.
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If ye love wealth greater than liberty...may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. – Samuel Adams
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I felt like destroying something beautiful.
AK, USA
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My 14 month old just tackled my 2 year old...
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"But their commanders won't allow them to write fuck on their airplanes"
"I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;" |
Originally Posted By sjuhockey10:
Came on ARFCOM. Don't you think you should wipe it off? E-95 |
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"Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed Rome." - Unknown
F.D.N.Y. Box 55-8087 In Memory of Brothers in Battle |
I did laundry today and...
...my wife changed the lawnmower blades on the tractor and mowed the lawn! But I am overseas |
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"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once." - Shakespeare
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I'm waiting for Bill Wattenburgs show to start. Always funny to hear him tell off the Sierra Club dipshits.
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happycynic: "I couldn't care less about spelling on the internet. Feel free to be my secretary and correct my typos if you like." Rogue-Sasquatch: "For ever Qassam rocket that comes over from Gaza, they launch a beat up Buick back in |
I went to church today. The kids were going full retard like normal. Sometimes it makes me wonder why we go through all the trouble of getting 4 kids ready and going there only to have them make it so we can't pay attention to anything.
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Had to work tonight. When I got here a new company policy came out, no more internet usage on company computers, other than work related.
Well I just fired up my laptop and found a wireless signal and now posting. Fuck em. |
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Originally Posted By mcculver5:
Right now we're watching the science channel "what really killed the dinosaurs." I killed the dinosaurs. |
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I'm working. I have to fart.
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"There's two ways to change the way a guy feels about you. You can either catch him on fire, or you can slap him." Marcus Lutrell
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Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:
I've been lazy all day and I'm going to try to score with the wife later. Yeah same here, not like the wife has much choice in the matter. Oh, also played with my big ole Labs. Just not at the same time, that would be sick. |
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I just drank a NOS energy drink...man those things are good.
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I'm filling out my timesheet. I want some Jim Beam.
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watched the movie Tremors
Burt Gummer FTW |
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Never pick a fight with seven men if all you are packing is a six gun.
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100 rounds an hour on a single stage press.
WA, USA
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I met a pretty red head at a beer festival, and i asked her out 5 minutes after meeting her.
I've gone on 3 marathon dates with her in one week, and now we're exclusive. She is a super hard working, over achieving business student. I'm a spoiled slacker. I have to go on a business trip for three weeks in June... so i'm freaking out a little. She hasn't given up the pie yet. My best female friend and relationship advisor tells me that nice girls either give it up on the first date, or it's a lonnnnng time before she puts out. I'm a patient guy, but still... |
I don't believe in safe queens, prada rifles, and weapons as fashion statements. YMMV.
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I had some guy jump out of a van, run to my window, knock on it, then quickly ask if I wanted to buy a $2500 home theater system for $500 that was "accidentally" shipped to his office instead of his "bosses warehouse" and that it would just be "thrown away" as "extra inventory" if nobody bought it.
I gave him a funny look and told him no, that I just wanted to go home and eat the tacos I had just purchased. Fucker taco-blocked me. |
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Saturday was a good day. My IPSC shooting has improved after a few crappy matches. Still having a few problems with the club Kimber 1911 - it will occasionally not feed a round, but that's life.
I'm becoming much more consistent. No misses and no NS this match. Aim for the end of the year is to get into the top ten consistently in my club. |
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I just dropped a deuce! |
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Originally Posted By sjuhockey10:
Ran a bunch of kids through the field/shooting portion of their firearms safety class this morning. Got a dent and gouge in the passenger door of my Mustang when the wind caught my friend's car door and put it into mine. Swore profusely. Came home and cleaned guns. Slept. Came on ARFCOM. Thats' just wrong, and I ain't cleaning it up, either. ETA: Damn, some other wiseass saw it before I did... |
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"....use enough dynamite there, Butch?"
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Buzzed. Got "Lovebitten" today by a female
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Adversary of day. Conqueror of night. Detractor of time itself.
Drawn is a fine line bifurcating brilliance and madness. I am that line. |
Took a dump at work today. All downhill from there. Why does it feel so good to take a dump? I like dumps more than pisses. Does that make me gay?
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I just finished reading every post here.. I am THAT bored..
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I owned a Colt a for a month...and now I'm stuck with the name...
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Originally Posted By Colt_sporter:
I just finished reading every post here.. I am THAT bored.. 2x I've had a cold all weekend and sleeping 3 hrs here, 4 hrs there. Sucks. Starting to wonder if cleaning a couple barrels would clear me up. |
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I swerved to avoid hitting a rabbit and ran over a huge pink dildo over on Third Avenue about an hour ago. Somewhere, some poor girl is mourning the loss of her gigantic pink friend.
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0300 Infantry, you made it.
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I'm home now. Listening to the Transformers movie soundtrack (the live action one, not animated) and working on the last of my lesson on Report Writing for Tuesday and Thursday's emergency team meetings.
I also just realized Wednesday is my birthday. I have the day off, but I hope it goes by quick and no one at work has any surprises for me on Tuesday or Thursday. |
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Just made some easy mac. Had a beer. Now to take a dump.
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MrM4: Welcome to the land of the free (South Dakota) Liberals are required to bring their own rope and we prefer they bring their own tree as well.
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Originally Posted By Danner130:
I'm not happy with my new low flow toilet. Now glad I don't have this. |
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MrM4: Welcome to the land of the free (South Dakota) Liberals are required to bring their own rope and we prefer they bring their own tree as well.
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I have to take a dump.
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Originally Posted By Banditman:
Washed the bike, killed weeds, put up tools and watched it rain. What is this rain you speak of? I got paid to surf ARFCOM last night |
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ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Don't ask my opinion if you don't want an honest answer. |
I just got home from work gonna fry some bacon shower then sleep get up go to fun shop finger a few guns then go home and fap
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Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible Take a last look around while you're alive I'm an indestructible master of war! |
Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:
I've been lazy all day and I'm going to try to score with the wife later. I scored with your wife because she says you're lazy all day. Say hello to sloppy seconds. |
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Originally Posted By Steve_The_Pirate:
Originally Posted By texas_mustang_01:
I had mini hamburgers for lunch. I had mini hamburgers for dinner Were they White Castle ? |
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Own page three!
I changed the lug nuts on my jeep. |
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MrM4: Welcome to the land of the free (South Dakota) Liberals are required to bring their own rope and we prefer they bring their own tree as well.
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