Posted: 1/17/2002 1:49:39 PM EDT
|
Okay, here's the matchup... [b]Celebrity-DeathMatch: "BATTLE OF THE IRON-BITCHES" Hillary "Kick & Gouge" Clinton vs Janet "Bash & Burn" Reno[/b] Who'd win in an all-out, no-holds-barred, anything-goes, down-and-dirty, locked-in-a-cage streetfight? |
|
Reno has offed more innocents, but [:X*] Hitlery has actually survived attacking "The Rapist" (Billy Clinton), but [:O] Reno didnot actually kill all those "perp" women and children with her own two hands, but [B)] Hitlery has participated in uncounted Arkancides, but [(:|)] Reno is taller, but [>:/] Hitlery is meaner [xx(] ( savage scenes of violence deleted ) Denouement: The committed marxist pervert will whip the secret-society socialist. |
