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5/6/2009 7:02:13 PM EDT


I was over to a friend's house for dinner tonight and he mentioned that he had had a wierd encounter with someone earlier today.  He was out doing yard work and a strange van pulled up his driveway.  Living out in the country he was naturally on his gaurd for shady activity.

He described and "fat lady" getting out of the van.

friend> "Can I help you?"
FL>"Oh, I'm with the census bereau.  I need your front door."
friend>"but the census isn't until 2010?"
FL>"Oh yeah, we are doing some preliminary work for it, btw here is a sheet stating your rights.  Where is your front door?"

My friend then informed me that this fat gal from the census bereau proceeded to his front door and whipped out a GPS tracking device and marked his front door.

I don't know about you guys but WTF!!!  Since when was this necessary?  Has anyone heard anything about this in the news?


Just doesn't make much sense.
5/6/2009 7:03:30 PM EDT
[#1]
Been going on for a while.

Census is being run by the White House, with ACORN workers.  They can do what they want.
5/6/2009 7:04:07 PM EDT
[#2]
Coulda been worse.

She coulda offered to show him "the back door" in return.


5/6/2009 7:05:29 PM EDT
[#3]
No i havent not yet.

Probably the same Fatass lady will be doing the census and doesn't want to have to walk 10 paces more than she has to, ie they don't wanna get lost and gawd forbid it lose any weight
5/6/2009 7:05:31 PM EDT
[#4]
JDAM  inbound.
5/6/2009 7:05:58 PM EDT
[#5]
Because buying a Nuvi with the info already in it was too efficient for the US gov....


why do you guys get so upset? Hell google has a picture of your house and wife naked in the back yard on the internet.
5/6/2009 7:08:39 PM EDT
[#6]
why do you guys get so upset? Hell google has a picture of your house and wife naked in the back yard on the internet.



pfffttt!!!!

like you could see her through the bulk of the mexican pool boy!!

please!

gtfo

5/6/2009 7:09:01 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Because buying a Nuvi with the info already in it was too efficient for the US gov....


This.

Obama is creating jobs...
5/6/2009 7:14:56 PM EDT
[#8]
I wonder if the acorn workers will venture to my front door with my little friend in the yard.  

5/6/2009 7:20:53 PM EDT
[#9]




Quoted:

I wonder if the acorn workers will venture to my front door with my little friend in the yard.




http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/MrTwoguns/IMG_1412800x600.jpg




DAMN!!!!   And you have a moat!!!
5/6/2009 7:22:53 PM EDT
[#10]
Police Department, can I help you.

Yes, there is a suspicious person walking along X street, he appears to be casing homes for burglary.  Can you send a unit out, please?
5/6/2009 7:24:27 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I wonder if the acorn workers will venture to my front door with my little friend in the yard.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/MrTwoguns/IMG_1412800x600.jpg


DAMN!!!!   And you have a moat!!!


We like to be prepared over here.  
5/6/2009 7:26:04 PM EDT
[#12]
Big brother is watching you.
5/6/2009 8:09:35 PM EDT
[#13]
The secret is that it wasn't a GPS; It was a liberal mind control device designed by the DNC and UN for the purpose of enslaving the American people. Made in China too.
5/6/2009 8:12:06 PM EDT
[#14]





Quoted:



JDAM  inbound.



Yup.

Can I have your guns before you hear the whistling sound?



ETA: In Before Someone Tells Me How JDAM's Don't Make Whistling Sounds



ETAA: In Before KeithJ Explains Why JDAM's Don't Make Whistling Sounds





 
5/6/2009 8:14:03 PM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:


The secret is that it wasn't a GPS; It was a liberal mind control device designed by the DNC and UN for the purpose of enslaving the American people. Made in China too.


Trust him, he knows. He's had one for years.



 
5/6/2009 8:14:13 PM EDT
[#16]
Don't worry the pro-illegal-immigration folks are going to boycott these Census workers and NOT be counted.













They sound as daft as the Republican "leadership".








Truth is always stranger than fiction.


 
5/6/2009 8:19:01 PM EDT
[#17]
I had one knock on my door a couple of weeks back. She identified herself, handed me an info sheet and asked me if I had any inhabited outbuildings on my property. I said no, she thanked me and turned to leave. I asked her if that was it, she said yes, that's it. Struck me as odd.
5/6/2009 8:26:24 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Police Department, can I help you.

Yes, there is a suspicious person walking along X street, he appears to be casing homes for burglary carrying some sort of detonator in his hand.  Can you send a unit out, please?


Fixed.

5/7/2009 2:55:11 AM EDT
[#19]
Since the Clinton administration, the government has built hundreds of thousands of "cellular phone towers" under a top secret CIA program.
These towers beam RF signals into your home for the purpose of mind control and mind reading for intelligence gathering. After 9/11, the program was acellerated under the guise of "homeland security".

http://educate-yourself.org/mc/

The government has hired a bunch of drones to collect GPS data. This is for the latest upgrade to the beam direction software in the radio antennas on these towers. This way, government operatives can more efficiently collect data and control you.

There is a way around this....RF shielding....buy some vinyl siding and large, thin copper sheets....solder the sheets together and cover your house in them, then drive a copper ground rod at least ten feet into the ground...attach the shielding to the ground rod with at least 4 gauge copper wire...coat the connections in heavy grease. Be sure to keep the soil around the ground rod moist for the best conductivity. Overlay vinyl siding over the copper. You can paint the copper shields white so that it looks like standard house wrap (this way the neighbors don't get suspicious).

Satelite imagery has really developed in recent years, and the .gov has the ability to keep track of you if you leave your home..this is bad juju, especially if the .gov operatives realize that your home cannot be reached by the CIA RF signals. They will try to aim the beam at you while you are outside. For this, line a baseball cap with copper foil, and solder a 10 gauge wire to it....make the wire long enough to reach your feet when wearing the hat and solder a female spade lug to it. Glue a piece of copper foil to your shoe, and solder a male spade lug to it. Before going outside, don the hat, and run the wire down the back of your shirt, down your pants leg, and connect the wire to the lug on the foil glued to your shoe.


The ultimate thing you can do to stop this crap is to "gift" these towers...this will disable the mind controlling/mood altering RF energy.

This can be done with someting call Organite...http://www.orgoniteinfo.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPNCV1WATso
5/7/2009 3:00:39 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Since the Clinton administration, the government has built hundreds of thousands of "cellular phone towers" under a top secret CIA program.
These towers beam RF signals into your home for the purpose of mind control and mind reading for intelligence gathering. After 9/11, the program was acellerated under the guise of "homeland security".

http://educate-yourself.org/mc/

The government has hired a bunch of drones to collect GPS data. This is for the latest upgrade to the beam direction software in the radio antennas on these towers. This way, government operatives can more efficiently collect data and control you.

There is a way around this....RF shielding....buy some vinyl siding and large, thin copper sheets....solder the sheets together and cover your house in them, then drive a copper ground rod at least ten feet into the ground...attach the shielding to the ground rod with at least 4 gauge copper wire...coat the connections in heavy grease. Be sure to keep the soil around the ground rod moist for the best conductivity. Overlay vinyl siding over the copper. You can paint the copper shields white so that it looks like standard house wrap (this way the neighbors don't get suspicious).

Satelite imagery has really developed in recent years, and the .gov has the ability to keep track of you if you leave your home..this is bad juju, especially if the .gov operatives realize that your home cannot be reached by the CIA RF signals. They will try to aim the beam at you while you are outside. For this, line a baseball cap with copper foil, and solder a 10 gauge wire to it....make the wire long enough to reach your feet when wearing the hat and solder a female spade lug to it. Glue a piece of copper foil to your shoe, and solder a male spade lug to it. Before going outside, don the hat, and run the wire down the back of your shirt, down your pants leg, and connect the wire to the lug on the foil glued to your shoe.


The ultimate thing you can do to stop this crap is to "gift" these towers...this will disable the mind controlling/mood altering RF energy.

This can be done with someting call Organite...http://www.orgoniteinfo.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPNCV1WATso


ok
5/7/2009 3:10:48 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Since the Clinton administration, the government has built hundreds of thousands of "cellular phone towers" under a top secret CIA program.
These towers beam RF signals into your home for the purpose of mind control and mind reading for intelligence gathering. After 9/11, the program was acellerated under the guise of "homeland security".

http://educate-yourself.org/mc/

The government has hired a bunch of drones to collect GPS data. This is for the latest upgrade to the beam direction software in the radio antennas on these towers. This way, government operatives can more efficiently collect data and control you.

There is a way around this....RF shielding....buy some vinyl siding and large, thin copper sheets....solder the sheets together and cover your house in them, then drive a copper ground rod at least ten feet into the ground...attach the shielding to the ground rod with at least 4 gauge copper wire...coat the connections in heavy grease. Be sure to keep the soil around the ground rod moist for the best conductivity. Overlay vinyl siding over the copper. You can paint the copper shields white so that it looks like standard house wrap (this way the neighbors don't get suspicious).

Satelite imagery has really developed in recent years, and the .gov has the ability to keep track of you if you leave your home..this is bad juju, especially if the .gov operatives realize that your home cannot be reached by the CIA RF signals. They will try to aim the beam at you while you are outside. For this, line a baseball cap with copper foil, and solder a 10 gauge wire to it....make the wire long enough to reach your feet when wearing the hat and solder a female spade lug to it. Glue a piece of copper foil to your shoe, and solder a male spade lug to it. Before going outside, don the hat, and run the wire down the back of your shirt, down your pants leg, and connect the wire to the lug on the foil glued to your shoe.


The ultimate thing you can do to stop this crap is to "gift" these towers...this will disable the mind controlling/mood altering RF energy.

This can be done with someting call Organite...http://www.orgoniteinfo.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPNCV1WATso


ok



I'll see your and raise you a


ETA and dupe.
5/7/2009 3:24:45 AM EDT
[#22]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The government has GPS

THE GOVERNMENT!


GOVERNMENT!


AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5/7/2009 3:27:11 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Since the Clinton administration, the government has built hundreds of thousands of "cellular phone towers" under a top secret CIA program.
These towers beam RF signals into your home for the purpose of mind control and mind reading for intelligence gathering. After 9/11, the program was acellerated under the guise of "homeland security".

http://educate-yourself.org/mc/

The government has hired a bunch of drones to collect GPS data. This is for the latest upgrade to the beam direction software in the radio antennas on these towers. This way, government operatives can more efficiently collect data and control you.

There is a way around this....RF shielding....buy some vinyl siding and large, thin copper sheets....solder the sheets together and cover your house in them, then drive a copper ground rod at least ten feet into the ground...attach the shielding to the ground rod with at least 4 gauge copper wire...coat the connections in heavy grease. Be sure to keep the soil around the ground rod moist for the best conductivity. Overlay vinyl siding over the copper. You can paint the copper shields white so that it looks like standard house wrap (this way the neighbors don't get suspicious).

Satelite imagery has really developed in recent years, and the .gov has the ability to keep track of you if you leave your home..this is bad juju, especially if the .gov operatives realize that your home cannot be reached by the CIA RF signals. They will try to aim the beam at you while you are outside. For this, line a baseball cap with copper foil, and solder a 10 gauge wire to it....make the wire long enough to reach your feet when wearing the hat and solder a female spade lug to it. Glue a piece of copper foil to your shoe, and solder a male spade lug to it. Before going outside, don the hat, and run the wire down the back of your shirt, down your pants leg, and connect the wire to the lug on the foil glued to your shoe.


The ultimate thing you can do to stop this crap is to "gift" these towers...this will disable the mind controlling/mood altering RF energy.

This can be done with someting call Organite...http://www.orgoniteinfo.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPNCV1WATso


ok



I'll see your and raise you a


ETA and dupe.


I swear it's true
5/7/2009 3:29:44 AM EDT
[#24]
Given that I can type most any address into Google Maps, find it pretty accurately, including long/lat information in addition to satellite shots of it, I'm not really sure the effect of this is any more invasive than what otherwise exists by simply knowing your address.
5/7/2009 3:33:40 AM EDT
[#25]
I had some door to door jesus freaks lurking around the neighboorhood this past week. I told them off twice, and the second time the woman started entering info in to a handheld GPS when she started walking away.
5/7/2009 3:34:12 AM EDT
[#26]


well there goes your planned BOL when TSHTF


5/7/2009 3:36:51 AM EDT
[#27]
they did my apartment complex 3 weeks ago. he did all 300 units. standing in front of each door, let the gps get a fix, then recording and moving on.

they will find every house in america. its ncessary becuase thats the information you need to do a census of every person in america. the information is used for MUCH more then just hte census. its used for all sorts of local and federal programs.
5/7/2009 7:01:52 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Given that I can type most any address into Google Maps, find it pretty accurately, including long/lat information in addition to satellite shots of it, I'm not really sure the effect of this is any more invasive than what otherwise exists by simply knowing your address.




I guess this is what bothers me.  I can get on freaking google and get this info, so why are my taxpayer dollars being spend to send to send someone out with a GPS unit?   Seems like a waste but then again somehow that doesn't surprise me anymore.



ARnutt
5/7/2009 7:07:28 AM EDT
[#29]
more waste.

why not have the census bureau do it when they're out?


don't forget the "no tresspassing" signs
5/7/2009 7:24:50 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
more waste.

why not have the census bureau do it when they're out?


don't forget the "no tresspassing" signs


This is probably a pre-planning stage.  They want to know what they are up against before they set all the agents in the field.
5/7/2009 7:25:59 AM EDT
[#31]
My question is this:

My street is a dead end, single road that contains our neighborhood.  The entire street, from the entrance to the dead-end is owned by us.  The city doesn't own anything in the place.  We own the sewage pipes, the street etc.  The entire place is posted as No Trespassing.

So if fat-ass lady shows up, can I call the cops on her for Trespassing?  Noone told her she was authorized to be in our neighborhood, nor is she anyones guest.

i would love to be able to tell her to "fuck off" if she is trespassing.
5/7/2009 7:28:11 AM EDT
[#32]
My dad works for the census. He has one of those little GPS units and goes house to house. The only reason they knock on the door is because they have to stand on the porch for a few seconds to download the location. All the addresses are in the unit, they are just verifying they are real locations. As far as a info sheet I haven't heard about that but I will ask him. They do swear to an oath that no matter what they see in your home or whatever that they can not report it no matter what. He recently had to do the local ghetto, I figure it was hilarious an old grey headed grey beard clean cut man walking thru the projects with his gps unit and knocking on doors. I asked him if he was packing but he never said.

I don't think ACORN has anything to do with the census but I remember reading some of the articles about that. He had to apply and take a test similar or the same, not sure, to the civil service exam.
5/7/2009 7:29:37 AM EDT
[#33]
Makes it easier for the black helo's to find your house. Run now while you have a chance!
5/7/2009 7:32:08 AM EDT
[#34]
Yall think that is bad ..... I was sitting in the range shack a while back at the range I work at and I see 3 vehicles sitting up on the hill at the entrance.  I see the 3 vehicles there for roughly ten minutes or so and then procede to take a ride to the entrance and see what is going on.  As I pull up I jump out of the truck with my pistol on my hip and ask them if there is anything that I can help them with.  They tell me they are from the census and trying to get their gps's in working order and needed a constant location to be able to deal with all three of them instead of everyone moving around.  I asked a few questions and the reason they are doing a GPS is because they are going to be broken down onto hand held units for each census taker and they will get an address and a GPS coordinate of where they are supposed to be.

5/7/2009 7:34:12 AM EDT
[#35]
Tagging homes for the land reform where the "poor minorities" will be given land to "make a living".



5/7/2009 7:37:15 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
My question is this:

My street is a dead end, single road that contains our neighborhood.  The entire street, from the entrance to the dead-end is owned by us.  The city doesn't own anything in the place.  We own the sewage pipes, the street etc.  The entire place is posted as No Trespassing.

So if fat-ass lady shows up, can I call the cops on her for Trespassing?  Noone told her she was authorized to be in our neighborhood, nor is she anyones guest.

i would love to be able to tell her to "fuck off" if she is trespassing.


The census is mandated by the constitution, don't waste the police department's time with frivolous nonsense.



5/7/2009 7:41:11 AM EDT
[#37]
Ok, I give.  Why the hysteria over GPS?  Is lat and long the mark of the beast or what?
5/7/2009 7:43:02 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:
My question is this:

My street is a dead end, single road that contains our neighborhood.  The entire street, from the entrance to the dead-end is owned by us.  The city doesn't own anything in the place.  We own the sewage pipes, the street etc.  The entire place is posted as No Trespassing.

So if fat-ass lady shows up, can I call the cops on her for Trespassing?  Noone told her she was authorized to be in our neighborhood, nor is she anyones guest.

i would love to be able to tell her to "fuck off" if she is trespassing.


The census is mandated by the constitution, don't waste the police department's time with frivolous nonsense.





IF I had known that the first time, do you really think i would ask the question?

You could have simply answered the fucking question instead of adding your pointless 2cents into the equation.

But yeah, yeah, I know...  This is GD where everyone has the right to be a prick.

Jesus, why even bother asking for clarification on anything?  
5/7/2009 7:43:20 AM EDT
[#39]
There is a woman in my hallway right now doing this.  I just asked her if it was a GPS and she said it was.
5/7/2009 7:45:38 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
There is a woman in my hallway right now doing this.  I just asked her if it was a GPS and she said it was.


After she leaves, move your house.  That'll show 'em.
5/7/2009 7:46:52 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Since the Clinton administration, the government has built hundreds of thousands of "cellular phone towers" under a top secret CIA program.
These towers beam RF signals into your home for the purpose of mind control and mind reading for intelligence gathering. After 9/11, the program was acellerated under the guise of "homeland security".

http://educate-yourself.org/mc/

The government has hired a bunch of drones to collect GPS data. This is for the latest upgrade to the beam direction software in the radio antennas on these towers. This way, government operatives can more efficiently collect data and control you.

There is a way around this....RF shielding....buy some vinyl siding and large, thin copper sheets....solder the sheets together and cover your house in them, then drive a copper ground rod at least ten feet into the ground...attach the shielding to the ground rod with at least 4 gauge copper wire...coat the connections in heavy grease. Be sure to keep the soil around the ground rod moist for the best conductivity. Overlay vinyl siding over the copper. You can paint the copper shields white so that it looks like standard house wrap (this way the neighbors don't get suspicious).

Satelite imagery has really developed in recent years, and the .gov has the ability to keep track of you if you leave your home..this is bad juju, especially if the .gov operatives realize that your home cannot be reached by the CIA RF signals. They will try to aim the beam at you while you are outside. For this, line a baseball cap with copper foil, and solder a 10 gauge wire to it....make the wire long enough to reach your feet when wearing the hat and solder a female spade lug to it. Glue a piece of copper foil to your shoe, and solder a male spade lug to it. Before going outside, don the hat, and run the wire down the back of your shirt, down your pants leg, and connect the wire to the lug on the foil glued to your shoe.


The ultimate thing you can do to stop this crap is to "gift" these towers...this will disable the mind controlling/mood altering RF energy.

This can be done with someting call Organite...http://www.orgoniteinfo.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPNCV1WATso


I actually went to that website.  Wow.  

Fiberglass is organic???
5/7/2009 7:48:02 AM EDT
[#42]
I work with GPS technology, and honestly, it doesnt scare me to have them know where my house is - with google earth and geocoded addresses, they pretty much know anyway......it's not half the big deal people make it out to be...


5/7/2009 7:48:05 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
There is a woman in my hallway right now doing this.  I just asked her if it was a GPS and she said it was.


Time to start digging.  Ask why they have to use GPS as opposed to simple street address.

_MaH
5/7/2009 7:49:48 AM EDT
[#44]
"You can paint the copper shields white so that it looks like standard house wrap (this way the neighbors don't get suspicious). "

I guess the neighbors won't notice the entire house clad in copper before you paint it.  

ps - the black thing over the doorway at Wally World is a scanner that can tell how much money you have in your pocket.
5/7/2009 7:50:52 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Ok, I give.  Why the hysteria over GPS?  Is lat and long the mark of the beast or what?


The paranoid delusional people have pretty vague and amorphous delusions, but generally they all involve the government conspiring at all levels to do them harm.

I think the first reaction in the most off-kilter is for their inner monologue to shriek "OH MY GOD THE GOVERNMENT WILL KNOW WHERE I LIVE!!!"



5/7/2009 7:53:27 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
There is a woman in my hallway right now doing this.  I just asked her if it was a GPS and she said it was.


After she leaves, move your house.  That'll show 'em.


5/7/2009 7:55:33 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ok, I give.  Why the hysteria over GPS?  Is lat and long the mark of the beast or what?


The paranoid delusional people have pretty vague and amorphous delusions, but generally they all involve the government conspiring at all levels to do them harm.

I think the first reaction in the most off-kilter is for their inner monologue to shriek "OH MY GOD THE GOVERNMENT WILL KNOW WHERE I LIVE!!!"





I know, it's just fun to push the button.

A while back I told a friend of mine I was thinking about getting a C&R FFL.  He said that would be nice but he didn't want to be on some government list somewhere.  I then asked him if he had a drivers license.
5/7/2009 7:56:45 AM EDT
[#48]
She was really geocaching, muggle.
5/7/2009 7:57:00 AM EDT
[#49]

Found after looking at the Census Bureau's website for two minutes:

http://www.census.gov/Press-Release/www/releases/archives/2010_census/013441.html

Oh no!  The government knows where my a house is!



For other sinister applications of Skynet:

http://maps.google.com/

http://www.garmin.com/garmin/cms/site/us

Your local Property Appraisal Office



For relief from the above interlopers:

www.Reynoldswrap.com
5/7/2009 8:00:05 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ok, I give.  Why the hysteria over GPS?  Is lat and long the mark of the beast or what?


The paranoid delusional people have pretty vague and amorphous delusions, but generally they all involve the government conspiring at all levels to do them harm.

I think the first reaction in the most off-kilter is for their inner monologue to shriek "OH MY GOD THE GOVERNMENT WILL KNOW WHERE I LIVE!!!"






We agree. Note this day on your calendar....


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