[ARCHIVED THREAD] - MST3K ? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/4/2009 12:40:38 AM EDT
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Just watched Manos the hands of fate,
AND NOW I NEED TO DESTROY SOMETHING even with the funny critisicm and jokes during the movie, It was so terrible that words cannot describe the senslessness of this movie 
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Used to belong to their fan club. MST3K was a masterpiece of TV
ROLL FIZZLE BEAF |
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Quoted: Something I did for post 3,000 a while back... http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y11/53_vortec/afc3k.jpg 
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Takin' care of things while the master be away, dawg. And I have to agree with the OP. That movie was so bad that even with the MST3K treatment, it was still painful to watch. But man, there were some great jokes in there. My other favorites: Space Mutiny: 
Rip Steakface! Butch Deadlift! Crud Bonemeal! Big McLargehuge! Smash Lampjaw! Bob Johnson! No wait.... "Kalgan, blow me away!" Prince of Space: 
"Once again, just to reiterate my earlier point, your weapons cannot harm me!" "Did he say crank whore?" And who could forget Monster A Go-Go? 
"There! That scene was filled with horror and terror! This announcer now feels vindicated!" (A small and rather pathetic space capsule is recovered in a field) Announcer: "This was definitely the capsule that had sent our astronaut into space." Robot: (snicker) "Yeah, he was three feet tall, pear-shaped, and stood the whole way." (Military guys drive up in a badly-running car.) "Hey, General! Why don't you Midas-ize it?!" |
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You can get (almost) all the episodes from sellers online, even the old KTMAs.
I think my favorites are the ones "starring" Joe Don Baker.. Mitchell and Final Justice.. but then there's Sinbad and the Magic Voyage.. and Hercules.. really too many to list. I think Manos was voted the best bad movie by MST fans.. I share your pain.. |
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Torgo FTW http://subtlebluntness.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/torgo.gif http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HagbeOoUxxg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__0C1lxp1Q4 Unfortunately, Torgo was rolfed to death. "Gonna have to ask for that last paycheck now, boss." |
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One of the best shows on TV. Sad to see it go. but they are back on http://www.rifftrax.com/ And DVD's |
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If anyone has the KTMA-TV CHANNEL 23 episodes on dvd or vhs I would love you long time! Streaming MST3K! HOT DAMN! instead of some lovin', i'll gladly accept a gently used, 5.56 chrome-lined upper as a sign of appreciation. 
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from MST3k: the movie NOoormal View..Nooorrmal View!!!! it's the amazing technicolor cheeze wedge. ACTTTTIINNNGG!! now we're going to escape, under the cover of afternooon, in the biggest car in the county.<- i was in the floor with this one... that was an awesome series. 
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Great show. We were just talking about it the other day. Used to be on Saturday nights here. It was one of the few shows the wife and I would actually look forward to. I don't remember the movie it was from but a couple of lines were ... Take me to Uranus. Uranus is big and gassy. There were a couple more like that but I can't remember them. Another one was The Legend of Boggy Creek, I think. One of the funniest lines was ... Oh look, the tomb of the unknown cracker. We really miss that show. |
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from MST3k: the movie NOoormal View..Nooorrmal View!!!! it's the amazing technicolor cheeze wedge. ACTTTTIINNNGG!! now we're going to escape, under the cover of afternooon, in the biggest car in the county.<- i was in the floor with this one... that was an awesome series. That one is my favorite of them all. "I'd like to thank me for flying me airlines" "It's a long par 5 to the nation's capitol" "SCIENCE! TECHNOLOGY! Men turning things, and adjusting them" |
in refrence to the movie, it's amazing, really. For the time like 1996, it was not considered a great blockbuster release, thus not a lot of copies were put into circulation i guess... i think they released an aniversary ed in 2006, but after a few months, pulled it from distribution. The only copies of the movie avaliable are on VHS and if you can find it, it's like 6-800 dollars.
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"More refueling."
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[Space Mutiny: http://www.fox-hound.us/misc/Space-Mutiny-Aaaahhh.jpg Rip Steakface! Butch Deadlift! Crud Bonemeal! Big McLargehuge! Smash Lampjaw! Bob Johnson! No wait.... "Kalgan, blow me away!" "Grandma-daughter." |