Posted: 5/3/2009 7:47:18 PM EDT
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http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ a sample from my area code: (314): U should come over 2nite (1-314): $$$$ (314): R u crazy I am offended (1-314): We totally had this conversation already (314): Ur totally a homosexual or either delusional (1-314): Neither, well maybe the 2nd one a little but def not gay. Plus, you agreed last night (314): First of all that wasn't last night and secondly I never agreed (1-314): Yeah you did (314): No I told u were crazy and to shut up about it cuz its not happening. Xanax clouds the memory (1-314): No sex then. (314): Y would you act like that esp after u really hurt my feelings by insulting me the last time I saw you (1-314): Sorry for hurting your feelings, but you did agree. You even gave me 5 bucks to seal the agreement (314): Yeah I gave u 5 bucks to bribe u into doin it right then doesn't mean I agreed to pay u from then on (314): I cannot even believe we are having this conversation, r u crazy? (314): Soo when r u gonna come over? (1-314): $$$$$ (314): How do u figure I shud pay you for something u enjoy doing to? Im waiting to hear your rational answer (1-314): Because people search a lifetime to get paid for what they love doing, especially when they are good at it. I… (1-314): Im really good at making you orgasm, so why not get paid like al other professionals that are being paid good (1-314): Did I mention doctors, lawyers, and oh yeah NURSEs (314): U have an orgasm too did u forget (314): Ur crazy (1-314): I make you have multiple, and secondly the reciprocation of pleasure does not negate payment (1-314): You always say how you don't have to worry about money, due to your dad. Why is such a big deal (314): Cuz it makes me feel lowwwww (1-314): All lot of things people low. Don't do it if you don't feel its right and its immoral (314): R u fucking serious (314): Give me the dick nowwwww |
(202): I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
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