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5/3/2009 4:23:21 PM EDT
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered
into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:

Alaska

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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%.

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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400

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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair..

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes

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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but
the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

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Q.. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

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Q.. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Father's Day

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with
all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts.... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8.. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND FINALLY

NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

You know you want to!  Go lick your elbow.
5/3/2009 4:26:51 PM EDT
[#1]
Cool.
5/3/2009 4:31:42 PM EDT
[#2]
Good stuff
5/3/2009 4:31:59 PM EDT
[#3]
I knew a girl who could lick her own elbow.  I'm sure there are other things on that list that aren't true, as well.

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5/3/2009 4:34:39 PM EDT
[#4]
it's neato when old people discover the internet
5/3/2009 4:51:32 PM EDT
[#5]
Hah!

I Love crap like this.

I never knew this: "Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar "
5/3/2009 4:51:50 PM EDT
[#6]
i like stuff like this, thanks for posting
5/3/2009 4:55:12 PM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


it's neato when old people discover the internet


Hahahaha...



The first time I read that listed I laughed so hard I fell of of my dinosaur.




 
5/3/2009 5:00:13 PM EDT
[#8]
I HAVE EMAIL ON MY INTERWEBSNETS I AM MODERNITIZED.
5/3/2009 5:00:44 PM EDT
[#9]
Rule of thumb .... maybe it should have been rule of wrist
5/3/2009 5:09:45 PM EDT
[#10]
Lick your elbow
5/3/2009 5:10:55 PM EDT
[#11]
Thats a really funny list.
5/3/2009 5:12:59 PM EDT
[#12]
5/3/2009 5:13:00 PM EDT
[#13]
Thats some cool stuff you just made up!  
5/3/2009 5:15:10 PM EDT
[#14]
Not all of that is true,  but still cool.
5/3/2009 5:15:24 PM EDT
[#15]
pretty cool stuff!
5/3/2009 5:43:48 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Rule of thumb .... maybe it should have been rule of wrist


that reminds me.  i need to watch boondock saints again ....
5/3/2009 5:48:08 PM EDT
[#17]
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered
into the English language.




   golf is for pussies anyways  
5/3/2009 5:53:35 PM EDT
[#18]
I tried to lick my elbow...
5/3/2009 5:54:31 PM EDT
[#19]
...and this is how rumors are started.

Almost nothing on that list is substantiated in any way by anything.  It is just a list of "facts".  Let's see some real research on this to see how "true" it is.



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5/3/2009 6:11:19 PM EDT
[#20]
Hey that was entertaining.  I wonder if the one about the deck of cards is true.

The Africa/America one seems like bullshit... isn't there a pretty big desert there...
5/3/2009 6:20:57 PM EDT
[#21]
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes





fail
5/3/2009 6:31:10 PM EDT
[#22]


Witch!
5/3/2009 6:34:34 PM EDT
[#23]
nice stuff
5/3/2009 8:06:03 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Hah!

I Love crap like this.

I never knew this: "Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar "


5/3/2009 9:51:17 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
nice stuff


No! Jesus, if 1/3 of that list is factually correct, I'd be fucking amazed. 'Sounds good' and 'got it in my inbox' are NOT synonymous with 'factually accurate'.

5/3/2009 9:57:05 PM EDT
[#26]
Glass is always in a liquid state

5/3/2009 10:21:57 PM EDT
[#27]
The OPs avitar looks like a bunch of people fucking.
5/3/2009 11:02:26 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
The OPs avitar looks like a bunch of people fucking.




you asshole.