Posted: 4/29/2009 6:11:09 PM EDT
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Had a bad day at work yesterday. Lot of things have been piling up lately and have come to a head.
So I bring you Gorto's Fuck You! list. Fuck You high ammo prices! I used to be able to afford to shoot. Now ammo prices are so high I cannot afford to go out shooting. Buying a box of ammo is enough to make a guys asshole hurt worse than after a barney frank sleepover party. Fuck You parts/guns shortage! Gee, I sure would like to see those parts I ordered before I get to meet Jesus in person! Fuck You future AWB! Thought I would throw that in just in case. Fuck You swine flu! Until you run up a substantial body count in a place that isn't a third world shithole you are officially a back bencher. If you were a person I would say you suck at life and should quit. And fuck the media right in the ear for beating this "flusaster"into the ground. Fuck you universal health care! Just cannot wait for that special Dr. Nick level of care we will get from universal health care. I never thought you could get fucked up the ass while paying out the ass at the same time, Alas universal health care will make this a reality. The good news is you will probably go tits up from a staph infection before you get old enough to die from cancer or heart disease. Everything will be rationed except suffering, and there is a double helping of that for you comrade! Fuck You mass transit! You literally stink and carry a full compliment of scumbags, bums, and other assorted ne'er do wells . It also takes you three fucking hours to go 2 miles! Transportation of the future indeed! Sign me up! Fuck You Coca Cola Corp! (or I suppose sugar tariffs) Does anybody in this fading Republic remember when they made pop with real sugar? Now we have to go to fucking mexico to get a classic American soft drink. Anyone see what's wrong with this picture? Anyone? Fuck you bailout! Nobody wanted you, and you are a giant waste like .45 GAP. Fuck You arlen specturd! We all knew you were a rino but you could have at least had the dignity to keep up appearances and just bow out in the next election cycle. Hope you enjoy those thirty pieces of silver fuckface. BTW I get the sneaking suspicion that the fine folks of PA are gonna send you packing, even with the D label behind your name. You will be lucky to get a job as a night manager at Wendy's after this. Ass. Fuck You al franken! You are a giant horses ass. You are as funny and about as useful at governance as a case of syphilis . Good God, I didn't think that the state seal of MN was a handicapped symbol but apparently it is judging from the outcome of this election. Also Fuck You for the mystery votes that showed up out of thin air to help you win! Fuck you rachel maddow! You are a detestable little boy! Fuck You smarmy joe biden! Hey, I guess the bright spot is we have gone 100 days without a racial slur. Good for you! Why don't you grab your sorry ass, your hair plugs, and take the next amtrak train on a scenic tour of the tenth level of hell. Of course he would probably come back with Satan and get him a cabinet position. And Finally a big hail to the chief Fuck You to obama, aka president zero. This is my first Fuck obama I have posted. Go figure. We don't hate you because you are black, we hate you because your policies are shit. We will be less secure, less free, and less economically well off with you at the helm. We will be crushed between a crippling national debt and business stifling taxes. You don't have a mandate, 48% of the American public wants nothing to do with your "vision" for America. I seriously wonder if he wants to destroy us or if he is just that damn stupid. Oh yeah, Fuck You to any spelling or grammatical errors. I feel better now. |
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Best rant I've seen here in awhile. BTW - this is sig worthy I used to be able to afford to shoot. Now ammo prices are so high I cannot afford to go out shooting. Buying a box of ammo is enough to make a guys asshole hurt worse than after a barney frank sleepover party.
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Fuck You al franken! You are a giant horses ass. You are as funny and about as useful at governance as a case of syphilis . Good God, I didn't think that the state seal of MN was a handicapped symbol but apparently it is judging from the outcome of this election. Also Fuck You for the mystery votes that showed up out of thin air to help you win! I'll second that motion, all in favor say aye. Sully. |