Dolly Parton > General Discussion

Posted: 4/19/2009 6:53:11 PM EDT

Does anyone actually find her PHYSICALLY attractive? I just had CMT on and she's exactly the kind of girl that I find repulsive... way too much make up, over processed hair, etc (which seems all too common in the south). That being said, she has huge boobs.

Edited to add: PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE. This has nothing to do with her being "beautiful on the inside".

Posted: 4/19/2009 6:54:02 PM EDT

[#1]

40 years ago, sure.

Now....? Um, no.

Posted: 4/19/2009 6:54:25 PM EDT

[#2]

Nnnnnnnnnooooo...

Posted: 4/19/2009 6:55:03 PM EDT

[#3]

No today she isn't. 20 years ago? Yes.

Posted: 4/19/2009 7:01:06 PM EDT

[#4]

Boobies

Posted: 4/19/2009 7:02:40 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

40 years ago, sure.

Now....? Um, no.

Posted: 4/19/2009 7:05:39 PM EDT

[#6]

She looked good 20 years ago when she did the movie "Straight Talk". Before that, no. Now, no. regardless, she's an enormously talented singer and song writer.

Posted: 4/19/2009 7:06:34 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Does anyone actually find her attractive? I just had CMT on and she's exactly the kind of girl that I find repulsive... way too much make up, over processed hair, etc (which seems all too common in the south). That being said, she has huge boobs.

They have names you know...."shock and awe".

Posted: 4/19/2009 7:07:18 PM EDT

[#8]

Really nice lady with a great sense of humor
"It takes a lot of money to look this cheap" - Dolly on Dolly.

Attractive? As my Dad said, "Sexy as a two uddered cow."

Posted: 4/19/2009 7:07:50 PM EDT

[#9]

Sure is

Posted: 4/19/2009 7:09:08 PM EDT

[#10]

She holds her own against other 63 year old women for sure.

Posted: 4/19/2009 7:09:45 PM EDT

[#11]

I have a soft spot for Dolly, and i HATE country music. Maybe its the boobs, but i think its her attitude I find attractive. She must be near or over 60 by now, but still............

Posted: 4/19/2009 7:09:49 PM EDT

[#12]

When i was younger i spent many a sticky night dreaming of climbing those mountains. She needs to just let herself age with grace and stop trying to look like she's still 30.

Posted: 4/19/2009 7:10:45 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Boobies

They are... ummm... freakin' ha-yuge!!!

Posted: 4/19/2009 7:14:07 PM EDT

[#14]

I'd hit.... HARD.... and take pictures. Then post them up on arfcom for you sickos.

-ZA

Posted: 4/19/2009 7:33:59 PM EDT

[#15]

I haven't looked at her in years - the Dolly is my head is the same as always. Once I heard she wore wigs (20 years ago) I stopped noticing her recent pics.

Posted: 4/19/2009 8:08:41 PM EDT

[#16]

It's really hard to find pics that are COC compliant but I'm trying. I do it for you guys.

Posted: 4/19/2009 8:29:46 PM EDT

[#17]

By all accounts she is one of the nicest woman you will know. That counts major points in my book. Allows me to overlook some of the other things.

Posted: 4/19/2009 8:30:33 PM EDT

[#18]

You all would hit it and you know it.

Posted: 4/19/2009 8:31:08 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
By all accounts she is one of the nicest woman you will know. That counts major points in my book.

Me, too bud....she is one heckuva lady.

HH

Posted: 4/19/2009 8:32:00 PM EDT

[#20]

You all would hit it and you know it.

No one's denied THAT....

Posted: 4/19/2009 8:34:33 PM EDT

[#21]

1. No
2. No
3. No

Posted: 4/19/2009 8:36:59 PM EDT

[#22]

She is no where near as hot as she used to be. She needs to quit the plastic surgery. All that being said, I would hit it.

Posted: 4/19/2009 9:25:16 PM EDT

[#23]

FUCK NO

Posted: 4/19/2009 9:30:06 PM EDT

[#24]

Would I date myself agewise if I just said "9 to 5"?

Rob

Posted: 4/19/2009 9:31:50 PM EDT

[#25]

Dude.... what is she, 80 fricking years old?

Posted: 4/19/2009 9:39:43 PM EDT

[#26]

I would hit it.

Posted: 4/19/2009 9:50:54 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
By all accounts she is one of the nicest woman you will know. That counts major points in my book.

Me, too bud....she is one heckuva lady.

HH

I've always liked Dolly and I'm not a country fan at all. She just seems like a real nice lady and would be fun to be around.

Posted: 4/19/2009 9:55:08 PM EDT

[#28]

Give her a break, she's 63 years old.

I'm not the sentimental type but Dolly Parton is a woman who is beautiful on the inside.
She gave back to her community and kept her feet on the ground in spite of her stardom.

Sure I'd of hit it back in the day.
Hell, I'd have shared my trailer with her.

Leave Dolly alone.

(She's also worth about 600 million.)

Posted: 4/19/2009 10:16:45 PM EDT

[#29]

I'd waterboard her...but only in her younger days.

Posted: 4/19/2009 10:17:49 PM EDT

[#30]

Dude, she is like 70 and Darth Vadar had more human parts than she does.

Posted: 4/19/2009 10:22:07 PM EDT

[#31]

Hell no! Have you seen her knees?

Shes got money she likes younger guys. I'd hit it, she falls for a younger guy starts buying you new cars, boats, all the NFA fun stuff, all the ammo you want,....

Posted: 4/19/2009 10:23:46 PM EDT

[#32]

IMHO
No, she is not attractive now.
No, she was not attractive X amount of years ago.
No, I would not hit it.
Believe what you will.

Posted: 4/19/2009 11:03:35 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Boobies

They are... ummm... freakin' ha-yuge!!!

...and imagine... she once had BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY! they were TOO big!

Posted: 4/19/2009 11:13:12 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Would I date myself agewise if I just said "9 to 5"?

Rob

Yep, she was still looking good in that flick.

But then even the 2009 Dolly might have looked good against a backdrop of Lily Tomlin and Hanoi Jane....

Posted: 4/19/2009 11:24:23 PM EDT

[#35]

I was going to chime in with all the "a few years ago, I'd hit it" posts, but...

Truthfully?

I'd wreck her. Right now. Today. Ten minutes ago.

I'd give her the Cincinnati Bow Tie.

Seriously... what kind of a man would be on his deathbed thinking, "Man, I'm so glad I didn't fuck Dolly Parton"?

Posted: 4/20/2009 12:11:39 AM EDT

[#36]

I saw 9 to 5 in the theater when it was first released. Even back then I didn't think she was all that great. Even though she looked like she got shot in the back with a pair of cruise missles, she still has that butter face.

Posted: 4/20/2009 12:13:02 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Hitting it and thinking she is attractive are two separate issues.

Posted: 4/20/2009 12:19:18 AM EDT

[#38]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Posted: 4/20/2009 12:22:16 AM EDT

[#39]

"I wouldn't touch that with a stolen dick"

Posted: 4/20/2009 2:13:30 AM EDT

[#40]

Dude, she has got to be in her 70's. Usually men in their 70's find women in their 70's attractive.

Give the woman a break.

Posted: 4/20/2009 2:45:41 AM EDT

[#41]

We will be lucky if our wives look as good as her when they are her age. She was a babe in her day, we all get old sometime.

Posted: 4/20/2009 3:02:55 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

40 years ago, sure.

Now....? Um, no.

+1

Posted: 4/20/2009 3:04:16 AM EDT

[#43]

I'd still rather see Jolene.

Posted: 4/20/2009 8:29:47 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Hitting it and thinking she is attractive are two separate issues.

True.

But, while I'd hit it now just for the novelty factor alone, I think I would find her attractive... if I was 63.

Let's face it, most 63 year women don't look that good.

Posted: 4/20/2009 8:35:53 AM EDT

[#45]

If you have ever seen her in an interview for a TV show or radio broadcast, she is freaking humble as hell and has the best sense of humor!

I think she is a fantastic woman that is not only talented, but has no problem poking fun at herself.

And how many celebrities can you name that have been in the spotlight as long as she has (or less than she has for that matter), yet have had no crazy scandals?! No sex tapes, drugs, DUI's, anything like that. She is a classy woman.

Posted: 4/20/2009 8:40:10 AM EDT

[#46]

I'm not a boob person, and huge boobs are actually a turnoff.

Posted: 4/20/2009 8:41:48 AM EDT

[#47]

She's an incredible lady, the fact that she's not a 30 year old babe anymore doesn't lessen that one bit. You guys dissing her will be old men someday and the young girls will look at you and whisper to each other "Not with your pussy!". What goes around ALWAYS comes around.

Posted: 4/20/2009 8:42:42 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
No today she isn't. 20 years ago? Yes.

Posted: 4/20/2009 8:44:25 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
I'm not a boob person, and huge boobs are actually a turnoff.

Posted: 4/20/2009 8:45:26 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
No today she isn't. 20 years ago? Yes.

QFT.

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