[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Dinner With an Ex... update (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 4/15/2009 12:19:24 AM EDT
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Tomorrow night I'm supposed to have dinner with my ex-girlfriend.
To fo or not to fo, that is the question... What sayith the hive? |
Ex girl friends are evil, soul sucking creatures. They are somewhat like zombies. There is always that part in the movie were a character gets bitten and turns and the others have to tell that one person "That's not your friend/husband/wife/mother anymore". It's a lot like that, the person you knew is dead and gone to be replaced by someone with a truly wretched sense of decency, logic, and civility. |
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http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/hawk/images/hawk5.jpg Ex girl friends are evil, soul sucking creatures. They are somewhat like zombies. There is always that part in the movie were a character gets bitten and turns and the others have to tell that one person "That's not your friend/husband/wife/mother anymore". It's a lot like that, the person you knew is dead and gone to be replaced by someone with a truly wretched sense of decency, logic, and civility. Wow. Good advice in GD. Now, will I take it... If she's a zombie, does that mean I have to shoot her with birdshot? 
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http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/hawk/images/hawk5.jpg Ex girl friends are evil, soul sucking creatures. They are somewhat like zombies. There is always that part in the movie were a character gets bitten and turns and the others have to tell that one person "That's not your friend/husband/wife/mother anymore". It's a lot like that, the person you knew is dead and gone to be replaced by someone with a truly wretched sense of decency, logic, and civility. Wow. Good advice in GD. Now, will I take it... If she's a zombie, does that mean I have to shoot her with birdshot? Ok, so the analogy isn't perfect... Unless she's a quail. Is your ex girlfriend a quail? You sick fuck... |
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Quoted: Quoted: http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/hawk/images/hawk5.jpg Ex girl friends are evil, soul sucking creatures. They are somewhat like zombies. There is always that part in the movie were a character gets bitten and turns and the others have to tell that one person "That's not your friend/husband/wife/mother anymore". It's a lot like that, the person you knew is dead and gone to be replaced by someone with a truly wretched sense of decency, logic, and civility. Wow. Good advice in GD. Now, will I take it... If she's a zombie, does that mean I have to shoot her with birdshot this?  I fixed it for you.  Jeremy |
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Ex girl friends are evil, soul sucking creatures. They are somewhat like zombies. There is always that part in the movie were a character gets bitten and turns and the others have to tell that one person "That's not your friend/husband/wife/mother anymore". It's a lot like that, the person you knew is dead and gone to be replaced by someone with a truly wretched sense of decency, logic, and civility. +1 OP, you will find something lacking when you have sex with her, and you will learn - firsthand - why its just not worth it. But I think all of us actually have to experience that first-hand before we understand it. |
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You might be walking into one of the oldest traps in the book. Two months later, you will get a call from a crying chick, "OMG I'm pregnant". That is why you fuck them in the ass and after they pass out, take a shit right on her chest or back. I had a friend that got a call from a ex after several years had past. He ended up going out to dinner with her and realized how much he hated this bitch, so he took advantage of the opportunity to "hate fuck" her in the ass and after she had passed out, he went to her kitchen ate all of her food and then shat on her chest and bounced from the scene. However, this ex cheated on him with his cousin and caused all sorts of family drama bullshit. So... it depends on if you seeketh revenge or just wanna fuck for old times sake. |
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You might be walking into one of the oldest traps in the book. Two months later, you will get a call from a crying chick, "OMG I'm pregnant". That is why you fuck them in the ass and after they pass out, take a shit right on her chest or back. I had a friend that got a call from a ex after several years had past. He ended up going out to dinner with her and realized how much he hated this bitch, so he took advantage of the opportunity to "hate fuck" her in the ass and after she had passed out, he went to her kitchen ate all of her food and then shat on her chest and bounced from the scene. However, this ex cheated on him with his cousin and caused all sorts of family drama bullshit. So... it depends on if you seeketh revenge or just wanna fuck for old times sake. Holy Shit!! Talk about revenge! |
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Ex girl friends are evil, soul sucking creatures. They are somewhat like zombies. There is always that part in the movie were a character gets bitten and turns and the others have to tell that one person "That's not your friend/husband/wife/mother anymore". It's a lot like that, the person you knew is dead and gone to be replaced by someone with a truly wretched sense of decency, logic, and civility. This is your answer. However, I did just what you are about to do just to get one last fuck outta her. Went out to dinner, she was sending out some real strong signals, so I played along. Took her back to her house, fucked the everloving shit out of her, and as we were laying there bare ass naked I started asking questions about why we split up. (I had already known that she had been fucking around before hand.) Once I got her to admit to the shit she did, I told her I forgive her, fucked her again REALLY HARD. Put on my clothes and when she asked what I was doing, I replied: "You're not making a fool of me again, I'll just leave before the next guy shows up." |
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You might be walking into one of the oldest traps in the book. Two months later, you will get a call from a crying chick, "OMG I'm pregnant". That is why you fuck them in the ass and after they pass out, take a shit right on her chest or back. I had a friend that got a call from a ex after several years had past. He ended up going out to dinner with her and realized how much he hated this bitch, so he took advantage of the opportunity to "hate fuck" her in the ass and after she had passed out, he went to her kitchen ate all of her food and then shat on her chest and bounced from the scene. However, this ex cheated on him with his cousin and caused all sorts of family drama bullshit. So... it depends on if you seeketh revenge or just wanna fuck for old times sake. We call that rape where I come from. 
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That is why you fuck them in the ass and after they pass out, take a shit right on her chest or back. I had a friend that got a call from a ex after several years had past. He ended up going out to dinner with her and realized how much he hated this bitch, so he took advantage of the opportunity to "hate fuck" her in the ass and after she had passed out, he went to her kitchen ate all of her food and then shat on her chest and bounced from the scene. However, this ex cheated on him with his cousin and caused all sorts of family drama bullshit. So... it depends on if you seeketh revenge or just wanna fuck for old times sake. This didnt actually happen, did it. |
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Quoted: Quoted: You might be walking into one of the oldest traps in the book. Two months later, you will get a call from a crying chick, "OMG I'm pregnant". That is why you fuck them in the ass and after they pass out, take a shit right on her chest or back. I had a friend that got a call from a ex after several years had past. He ended up going out to dinner with her and realized how much he hated this bitch, so he took advantage of the opportunity to "hate fuck" her in the ass and after she had passed out, he went to her kitchen ate all of her food and then shat on her chest and bounced from the scene. However, this ex cheated on him with his cousin and caused all sorts of family drama bullshit. So... it depends on if you seeketh revenge or just wanna fuck for old times sake.  |
| she could be trying to do the 'accidental pregnancy' thing. She will be expecting sex, probably somebody just dumped her. Not being cynical, it's just a fact. If you really have no idea of getting back with her, I'd talk her into a BJ first then tell her you decided maybe you weren't hungry. That'll get rid of her for good. Pracitce safe sex. On the other hand, ex sex can be very good. |
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First, you broke up for a reason. Remember that, don't let anything make you forget it. This is the time to do it your way, a little more viciously, a little less caring. Angry sex is about you not her. Second, practice safe sex, and the safest sex in her mouth. No sense in having to make this person a part of the rest of your life, especially since you already know that you don't like her. Remember the first thing, you broke up for a reason. Follow this advice and you will be fine, ignore it at your own peril. |
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http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/hawk/images/hawk5.jpg Ex girl friends are evil, soul sucking creatures. They are somewhat like zombies. There is always that part in the movie were a character gets bitten and turns and the others have to tell that one person "That's not your friend/husband/wife/mother anymore". It's a lot like that, the person you knew is dead and gone to be replaced by someone with a truly wretched sense of decency, logic, and civility. This should be printed on the first page of The Man Book in large RED letters. When you are done reading it, your signature will be required. |
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http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/hawk/images/hawk5.jpg Ex girl friends are evil, soul sucking creatures. They are somewhat like zombies. There is always that part in the movie were a character gets bitten and turns and the others have to tell that one person "That's not your friend/husband/wife/mother anymore". It's a lot like that, the person you knew is dead and gone to be replaced by someone with a truly wretched sense of decency, logic, and civility. Concur!!! So here is what you do, you tell her your on for the date, so she gets ready for like an hour or whatever and she is all excited. And then you just never go, she will keep texting you stuff like "are you almost here" and you just keep saying yes and about an hour later you just stop relying. Pay her back for some of the mean shit she did to you. |
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You might be walking into one of the oldest traps in the book. Two months later, you will get a call from a crying chick, "OMG I'm pregnant". Or worse, she cries rape. Or even worse, she "forgot" to tell you she has herpes...vengeance is a two-way street. 
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It really depends on how and why you two broke up, and what she's looking for out of the evening. I'm still very good friends with one of my Ex's, I even took her and her new BF shooting around Thanksgiving. She and I converted him from a GFW to a shooter who's looking to take some classes and buy some guns in the near future.
All that aside, it could turn out very badly if you two had a rough breakup, or if she's a fucking lunatic. Only you know how crazy this chick is. If YOU think she's unstable, keep to well lit public places, keep your Goddamn pants on and zipped, make no physical contact, no sexual innuendo, and absolutely no sex of any kind. Remember my simple rule...if she's completely nutty, then no nuts for her. If she's cool and not a psycho, and you two broke up because one was moving far away, or whatever, then go out and have fun. Just remember, crazy chicks are fun in bed, but they're NO fun in court. |
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http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/hawk/images/hawk5.jpg Ex girl friends are evil, soul sucking creatures. They are somewhat like zombies. There is always that part in the movie were a character gets bitten and turns and the others have to tell that one person "That's not your friend/husband/wife/mother anymore". It's a lot like that, the person you knew is dead and gone to be replaced by someone with a truly wretched sense of decency, logic, and civility. Wow. Good advice in GD. Now, will I take it... If she's a zombie, does that mean I have to shoot her with birdshot? Well... Birdshot is the best home defense round. But all you really have to do is just rack the slide on the shotgun, it will scare her off.
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http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/hawk/images/hawk5.jpg Ex girl friends are evil, soul sucking creatures. They are somewhat like zombies. There is always that part in the movie were a character gets bitten and turns and the others have to tell that one person "That's not your friend/husband/wife/mother anymore". It's a lot like that, the person you knew is dead and gone to be replaced by someone with a truly wretched sense of decency, logic, and civility. Wow. Good advice in GD. Now, will I take it... If she's a zombie, does that mean I have to shoot her with birdshot? Well... Birdshot is the best home defense round. But all you really have to do is just rack the slide on the shotgun, it will scare her off. 
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You might be walking into one of the oldest traps in the book. Two months later, you will get a call from a crying chick, "OMG I'm pregnant". That is why you fuck them in the ass and after they pass out, take a shit right on her chest or back. I had a friend that got a call from a ex after several years had past. He ended up going out to dinner with her and realized how much he hated this bitch, so he took advantage of the opportunity to "hate fuck" her in the ass and after she had passed out, he went to her kitchen ate all of her food and then shat on her chest and bounced from the scene. However, this ex cheated on him with his cousin and caused all sorts of family drama bullshit. So... it depends on if you seeketh revenge or just wanna fuck for old times sake. We call that rape where I come from. Yes, if it were not bullshit. |