[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Slumber Parties (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 4/12/2009 10:02:14 PM EDT
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Is anyone's GF or wife a distributor?
My wife just got into it and she claims there is money to be made. A a matter of fact, she already made about $300 on her first party. She is a natural born salesperson. "IN" before she gonna use the dildo's on me...NOT GONNA HAPPEN! 
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HA! I guess I should clarify.
Slumber Parties is a sex toy company that has independent reps that do parties in peoples homes. She basically takes some product and women gather round, drink, giggle and whip out credit cards to buy sex toys. They have all kinds of stuff from lingerie to dildo's. Look it up.. |
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dude don't you mean passion parties??? Is that a circle-jerk thing?  more like a bunch of chicks shopping for sex toys, lubricants, flavored shit, ect while the men are out doing other stuff.....or in the case of the one my ex dragged me to....we played poker and also made bets on what kind of shit our girlfriends were going to buy ....and I do have to admit....she did pick some fun stuff.....lol and of course she had to try it ALL that night. Never though adding sex toys would be great for our sex life but damn did it sure make it fun....especially the remote controlled vibrating egg. Go to the mall...you control the remote....you can let your imagination take you from there |
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Coming from a husband who has a wife that has been to these parties, and had gotten the full scoop on them. Here's the way to have your wife make money.
First, women, LOVE to compete when it comes to who has the most sex with their husband. Granted, it's fucking bullshit, but they love to one up their friends in this regard. This translates into buying the biggest fucking dildo buying fest ever. Second, make sure they drink. Two reasons, they talk more shit, AND you can insist their husbands pick them up. Husbands show up for that, private meeting to buy stuff, and it is easier to sell EVEN BIGGER DILDO'S to her w/ some husband advise. Keep in mind that if this husband has done this twice before, it won't work. The second time is his inability to admit it ain't going in there, the third is him looking at you like you are selling him a car. Sell him the damn lotion and move onto the next. Finally, if all else fails, make sure you insist that she try EVERYTHING out for personal experience. Even car salesman drive what they sell. |
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Coming from a husband who has a wife that has been to these parties, and had gotten the full scoop on them. Here's the way to have your wife make money. First, women, LOVE to compete when it comes to who has the most sex with their husband. Granted, it's fucking bullshit, but they love to one up their friends in this regard. This translates into buying the biggest fucking dildo buying fest ever. Second, make sure they drink. Two reasons, they talk more shit, AND you can insist their husbands pick them up. Husbands show up for that, private meeting to buy stuff, and it is easier to sell EVEN BIGGER DILDO'S to her w/ some husband advise. Keep in mind that if this husband has done this twice before, it won't work. The second time is his inability to admit it ain't going in there, the third is him looking at you like you are selling him a car. Sell him the damn lotion and move onto the next. Finally, if all else fails, make sure you insist that she try EVERYTHING out for personal experience. Even car salesman drive what they sell. Wouldn't a person want their wife to get a smaller dlido than a large one? |
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Her first party was the one where friends and whoever came to. (no pun intended).
She is pretty smart about who and how to target. She admitted that the friend invitation thing would get weird, with her knowing what they bought and all that shit.. She says she is going to target brides to be for the bacheorlette party and younger girls cause they like ot have sex. I immediately asked if she needed help!! She immediately said NO!! Pics? I will look, but I cant promise I have any on my computer. |
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Coming from a husband who has a wife that has been to these parties, and had gotten the full scoop on them. Here's the way to have your wife make money. First, women, LOVE to compete when it comes to who has the most sex with their husband. Granted, it's fucking bullshit, but they love to one up their friends in this regard. This translates into buying the biggest fucking dildo buying fest ever. Second, make sure they drink. Two reasons, they talk more shit, AND you can insist their husbands pick them up. Husbands show up for that, private meeting to buy stuff, and it is easier to sell EVEN BIGGER DILDO'S to her w/ some husband advise. Keep in mind that if this husband has done this twice before, it won't work. The second time is his inability to admit it ain't going in there, the third is him looking at you like you are selling him a car. Sell him the damn lotion and move onto the next. Finally, if all else fails, make sure you insist that she try EVERYTHING out for personal experience. Even car salesman drive what they sell. Wouldn't a person want their wife to get a smaller dlido than a large one? "Dildo" is representative of any type of sexual aide that the person finds interesting. "Bigger" represents that one is better than another. This ALL excludes fucking lotions. If your wife goes to one of these and buys FUCKING LOTION forbid her from leaving the house and make her make you a sammich. |
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My G/F gets invited to similar parties alot. She buys somethings sometimes, and it can add fun to the bedroom. If your wife is a good salesperson, Why not?
I sometimes cook things for her to take to the carry in pot luck they sometimes have. My G/F has even hosted a party or two. Yes having wine for the women to enjoy will increase sales. Oh and as a guy If you are in the garage, or nearby you would be surprised how many women will slip you a note looking for some strange on the side. Yes women brag about how much they get, worse then teenage boys. Best thing I can say is help her out with her business, she makes money she will feel better about herself. wives everywhere are willing to buy around G/F's. Most would not order over the Net, but will around friends. |
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My G/F gets invited to similar parties alot. She buys somethings sometimes, and it can add fun to the bedroom. If your wife is a good salesperson, Why not? I sometimes cook things for her to take to the carry in pot luck they sometimes have. My G/F has even hosted a party or two. Yes having wine for the women to enjoy will increase sales. Oh and as a guy If you are in the garage, or nearby you would be surprised how many women will slip you a note looking for some strange on the side. Yes women brag about how much they get, worse then teenage boys. Best thing I can say is help her out with her business, she makes money she will feel better about herself. wives everywhere are willing to buy around G/F's. Most would not order over the Net, but will around friends. Well then, I should insist on her hosting every party then! Sounds tempting, but.... 
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Wouldn't a person want their wife to get a smaller dlido than a large one? "If guys had any brains at all, they'd insist on one of those little chapstick-sized vibrators that uses one AAA battery. Then he could whip out that little thing and say, 'Hey, baby. Wanna use this?' Then she'd say, 'Nah. Let's just use your dick.' But that's not good enough for us guys. We have to buy the giant vibrator with the shoulder strap and the kickstand. I think it's called The Homewrecker." -Robert Schimmel |
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My wife hosted one of these parties many years ago. Had a rep from the "toy" company at the party, who sold the stuff individually to the ladies there. A few days later, one of the ladies who attended (the mother of one of our daughter's friends) called my wife. She wanted to return the dildo she bought ... it didn't do anything for her! Suffice it to say, my wife was rather put-off by the whole conversation. "Uhhh .... ok. Uhhh ... let me pass you the number for the lady who actually sells these things."
Not sure what the end result was, when the disatissfied customer called the "toy" vendor. I'm not sure that I want to, either. |
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My G/F gets invited to similar parties alot. She buys somethings sometimes, and it can add fun to the bedroom. If your wife is a good salesperson, Why not? I sometimes cook things for her to take to the carry in pot luck they sometimes have. My G/F has even hosted a party or two. Yes having wine for the women to enjoy will increase sales. Oh and as a guy If you are in the garage, or nearby you would be surprised how many women will slip you a note looking for some strange on the side. Yes women brag about how much they get, worse then teenage boys. Best thing I can say is help her out with her business, she makes money she will feel better about herself. wives everywhere are willing to buy around G/F's. Most would not order over the Net, but will around friends. Well then, I should insist on her hosting every party then! Sounds tempting, but....
this is very true. i have gotten quiet a few when my wife hosted. |
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Dude, if your wife or GF needs toys to get off, then WTF good are you. I guess you do not understand foreplay what so ever. People get them to have additional fun in bed with their partner and have that much more fun doing the nasty. But i guess you only do missionary style because any other way is too prude. 
Take your gf OR BF to an adult store or online and buy some fun toys or games for the bed room. |
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Her first party was the one where friends and whoever came to. (no pun intended). She is pretty smart about who and how to target. She admitted that the friend invitation thing would get weird, with her knowing what they bought and all that shit.. She says she is going to target brides to be for the bacheorlette party and younger girls cause they like ot have sex. I immediately asked if she needed help!! She immediately said NO!! Pics? I will look, but I cant promise I have any on my computer. Young girls don't have the money, tell her to target the 35-50 year old crowd. We have the money, we're not embarassed by the stuff, and we're in our sexual peak. |
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Her first party was the one where friends and whoever came to. (no pun intended). She is pretty smart about who and how to target. She admitted that the friend invitation thing would get weird, with her knowing what they bought and all that shit.. She says she is going to target brides to be for the bacheorlette party and younger girls cause they like ot have sex. I immediately asked if she needed help!! She immediately said NO!! Pics? I will look, but I cant promise I have any on my computer. Young girls don't have the money, tell her to target the 35-50 year old crowd. We have the money, we're not embarassed by the stuff, and we're in our sexual peak. The oldest women my wife had at these partys was a 49 yo and the youngest was 17 with her mother, kinda creepy for a mother to take their young daughter too. |
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Her first party was the one where friends and whoever came to. (no pun intended). She is pretty smart about who and how to target. She admitted that the friend invitation thing would get weird, with her knowing what they bought and all that shit.. She says she is going to target brides to be for the bacheorlette party and younger girls cause they like ot have sex. I immediately asked if she needed help!! She immediately said NO!! Pics? I will look, but I cant promise I have any on my computer. Young girls don't have the money, tell her to target the 35-50 year old crowd. We have the money, we're not embarassed by the stuff, and we're in our sexual peak. The oldest women my wife had at these partys was a 49 yo and the youngest was 17 with her mother, kinda creepy for a mother to take their young daughter too. *I* wouldn't go with my mother, but I have seen 20 somethings with their mother. I agree a 17 yr old with her mother would be a bit creepy. But hey, Oprah says it's ok, right?! |
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Is the $300 gross or net (insert dumb joke here)? My wife doesn't do THIS type of sales, but sells scrapbooking and cooking supplies (two different companies). She nets about 20% of the gross amount at these parties. So, if she "makes" $300 (gross) she's only really making $60. Which isn't all bad, since you are getting your foot in the door, so to speak. Most of my wife's sales are online sales from established customers.
ETA: A neighbor does these slumber parties. Apparently she has a "Monte Carlo" night planned, where husbands are supposed to come as well. I'm not really interested in knowing what other couples are purchasing for themselves. I figure it would be a bit uncomfortable to see a guy whos wife just bought the vibrator from the naked gun movie. I'm really conflicted, because my wife bought a dress to go to this thing, and really wants me to go with her. I'm not against toys, but prefer purchasing in the privacy of our own home instead of letting the neighbors know what kind of kinky shit we may or may not be in to. |
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My sis-in-law went to one of these parties. She said the women were worse than teenage boys. She said she just about died when the most prim and proper chick there asked if they had any anal beads with a dark string...since her string had gotten stained and it showed so bad
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Quoted: HA! I guess I should clarify. Slumber Parties is a sex toy company that has independent reps that do parties in peoples homes. She basically takes some product and women gather round, drink, giggle and whip out credit cards to buy sex toys. They have all kinds of stuff from lingerie to dildo's. Look it up.. So, uh, does your wife have hot friends who have hot friends?  You're sitting on a gold mine, my man!
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