[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Bumper Stickers (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 4/1/2009 11:23:20 AM EDT
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Please post your favorites. I have to write a paper based on a bumper sticker. I'm looking for PG 13 since this is my first paper and I want to leave a good impression. :)
I can only think of two right now: NOBAMA and Jesus is coming –– Look Busy I'm not sure I can write a 2-3 page paper on the latter and I'm worried if I write one on NOBAMA I'll have his butt buddy for a professor. 
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"Don't TAX me bro "and "Honk iF I Pay YOUR Mortgage." I have these on the back of my suburban  that's too funny!!
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what? how did you come up with that? no...has nothing to do with Bush....Quoted:
"Your village called-they want their idiot back"  is this a slurr on Bush? 
I'm not sure why I thought it was a slur on Bush. I've just always thought it was. |
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"Don't TAX me bro "and "Honk iF I Pay YOUR Mortgage." I have these on the back of my suburban that's too funny!!
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what? how did you come up with that? no...has nothing to do with Bush....Quoted:
"Your village called-they want their idiot back" is this a slurr on Bush?
I'm not sure why I thought it was a slur on Bush. I've just always thought it was. oh, I always thought it was just supposed to be funny...we had a guy where I used to work that was the idiot...we used this line on him a lot 
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"Don't TAX me bro "and "Honk iF I Pay YOUR Mortgage." I have these on the back of my suburban that's too funny!!
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what? how did you come up with that? no...has nothing to do with Bush....Quoted:
"Your village called-they want their idiot back" is this a slurr on Bush?
I'm not sure why I thought it was a slur on Bush. I've just always thought it was. oh, I always thought it was just supposed to be funny...we had a guy where I used to work that was the idiot...we used this line on him a lot You could be right. Its funny how people preceive something. Here are a couple from online I found: "Marriage is like Communism –– it works in theory" "Hokey Pokey Anonyomus - a place to turn yourself around" "Please talk to my face –– My breasts can't hear you" 
"Never moon a werewolf" "Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the Genie" [idea] has possiblities. 
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful –– Hate me because I did your boyfriend" too funny! "Give a man an inch and he thinks hes a ruler" 
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I was sitting in a Burger King parking lot a few years ago, doing some paper work. A nicely restored Chevy truck pulled up with a large sticker in the back window that said "I'd rather eat shit than drive a jap truck" .
The driver got out and went into the Burger King... presumably to eat. |
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I WANT YOUR AVATAR FOR THE BACK OF MY SUBURBAN! |
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I have a Gadsden Flag bumper sticker. I think there is a lot of information you can extract from one of those. It gives an indication of many political and ethical beliefs. It will probably also get you arrested in Missouri, despite what the head of the state police said. |
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I WANT YOUR AVATAR FOR THE BACK OF MY SUBURBAN! I've had that for sale for a few days at my Zazzle store. But seeing as how the site staff deleted my EE listing....maybe I better PM you? (I read the rules staff, but they confused me, so I went for it...no hard feelings  )
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"Your village called-they want their idiot back" is this a slurr on Bush? Somewhere in Kenya a village is missing their tribal organizer. I was against abortion until I realized that it was only the Democrats that kill their young. I will show your socialist dictator the same respect that you showed my President. "The world needs to know that the price of going to war with us is that we will melt you." The only peaceful "rattlesnake" is a dead "rattlesnake". |
