Posted: 3/29/2009 7:52:03 AM EDT
So a baby seal walks into a club.......
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Ghandi lived a very hard life, the hunger strikes left his body weak and his bones brittle, his feet were terribly callused from walking barefoot all the time, and his breath was really bad from a lack of hygene. So Ghandi was a super callused fragile mystic with extra halitosis. |
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What does one snowman say to the other?... I'm fuckin' freezing! So two muffins are sitting in an oven. One of em looks over and says "It sure is hot in here!" The other muffin replies "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!" Stop reading your kids popsicle sticks  Shit, those are my popsicle sticks 
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So a guy was walking on the beach when he sees a girl with no arms or legs laying near the water.
She says "Excuse me sir I have never had a hug from such a handsome man, will you give me one?" So he leans down and hugs her Then she says "I've never been kissed by such a handsome man, will you kiss me?" So he leans down and kisses her. Next she says "What I would really like is to be fucked by such a handsome man" So he picks her up and throws her in the water and says "You're fucked now bitch." |
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Wait I've got the worst! Ghandi lived a very hard life, the hunger strikes left his body weak and his bones brittle, his feet were terribly callused from walking barefoot all the time, and his breath was really bad from a lack of hygene. So Ghandi was a super callused fragile mystic with extra halitosis. heh. |
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Quoted: Quoted: A fish swims into a wall and says "DAM" What do you call a 1 legged waitress " ILEAN"(sound that out) Where does she work? IHOP Don't forget... she works with the armless, legless host at IHOP: MATT Matt has a twin brother on the swim team: Bob And don't forget their brother that hangs on the wall: Art. |
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A fish swims into a wall and says "DAM" What do you call a 1 legged waitress " ILEAN"(sound that out) Where does she work? IHOP Don't forget... she works with the armless, legless host at IHOP: MATT Matt has a twin brother on the swim team: Bob And don't forget their brother that hangs on the wall: Art. And their sister who is a lifeguard at the beach: Sandy. |
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What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy? Putting their diaper back on.  I was told that one before and when I relayed it to someone else, I was called a pedophile for like a month. Pissed me off. Pretty wrong, but then again some types of jokes are only good for shock value. |
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A fish swims into a wall and says "DAM" What do you call a 1 legged waitress " ILEAN"(sound that out) Where does she work? IHOP Don't forget... she works with the armless, legless host at IHOP: MATT Matt has a twin brother on the swim team: Bob And don't forget their brother that hangs on the wall: Art. And their sister who is a lifeguard at the beach: Sandy. and their 2 cousins that hang out in front of the window all day: Kurt and Rod |
