Posted: 3/15/2009 4:29:53 AM EDT
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What should be a qualifications test to be a 'true' ARFCOMer? Here are some suggestions:
1. Be able to bump fire any weapon you pick up, including bolt and lever action weapons. 2. Have posted at least one 'Meal Pic,' to include your favorite long weapon(s), handgun(s) and edged weapon(s). 3. Know the basic histories of the following personnel and terms: Arock, 87, tactical wheelbarrow, blade, disengage, pressure washer, walmart nazi. Anyone may add to this list as needed. I DEMAND that this thread become epic, if not in total length, then in the total number of posts per hour! |
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Must own at least one tinfoil hat.
Has to be completely dedicated to either Glocks or 1911's (doesn't matter which one) and utterly contemptuous of the other. Must buy ammo at Wal-Mart at least once a week. Has to have posted at least a dozen "IBTL's" or "So it begins..". |
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Quoted: Ok, smarty pants  list your knowledge of the following McUzi rant What did ETH belong to ? The Freemasons Why did Frankthespank get banned? .9 bar equals 1 bread GD was full of thread about bread a long time ago shut the fuck up news sgtAR15 That would be phase one  |
and the use of the obligatory animation.
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Why did Frankthespank get banned? I still can't get myself to unsee that, even after all of these years.  Must've been before my time. How bad are we talkin'? Picture a grown naked man in a bathtub, legs spread and propped up on the sides, hips angled up. Now imagine a camera pointed straight ahead and slightly down, aimed precisely at the poster's anus. Now picture a series pictures capturing an epically explosive bowl movement. |