Posted: 3/9/2009 7:25:59 PM EDT
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To Employees:
> > As the CFO of this business that employees 140 > people, I have resigned > > myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President > and that our taxes > > and government fees will increase in a BIG way. > > > > To compensate for these increases, I figure that the > Clients will have > > to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%. > Since we cannot > > increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of > our economy, we > > will have to lay off six of our employees instead. > This has really been > > eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family > here and I didn't > > know how to choose who will have to go. > > > > So, this is what I did. > > > > I strolled through our parking lot and found 8 Obama > bumper stickers on > > our employees' cars and have decided these folks > will be the first to be > > laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to > approach this problem. > > These folks wanted change; I'm giving it to them. > > |