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3/8/2009 3:11:15 PM EDT
From now on while using the toilet to go number 2, alternate which leg you lean on.  This way the other one won't fall asleep.  It sucks trying to walk after a half hour poop-a-palooza, with one leg asleep.  


3/8/2009 3:15:46 PM EDT
[#1]
I go in there, blow it up and leave.  Why you taking soo long?
3/8/2009 3:15:49 PM EDT
[#2]
questionable poop thread


IBTL
3/8/2009 3:19:11 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
From now on while using the toilet to go number 2, alternate which leg you lean on.  This way the other one won't fall asleep.  It sucks trying to walk after a half hour poop-a-palooza, with one leg asleep.  




What a coincidence, I'm sitting on the throne reading this.
3/8/2009 3:22:17 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Quoted:
From now on while using the toilet to go number 2, alternate which leg you lean on.  This way the other one won't fall asleep.  It sucks trying to walk after a half hour poop-a-palooza, with one leg asleep.  




What a coincidence, I'm sitting on the throne reading this.


Quite the appropriate screen name for such an endevor
3/8/2009 3:23:07 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Quoted:
From now on while using the toilet to go number 2, alternate which leg you lean on.  This way the other one won't fall asleep.  It sucks trying to walk after a half hour poop-a-palooza, with one leg asleep.  




What a coincidence, I'm sitting on the throne reading this.


same

original poster needs to take in more fiber
3/8/2009 3:25:14 PM EDT
[#6]
If it's taking that long to do what needs doing you have a problem.   Increase your dietary fiber, get more
exercise, eat less refined food etc.   This type of problem is a prelude to serious issues in the future
up to and including an increase incidence of colon cancer.
3/8/2009 3:26:29 PM EDT
[#7]
eat more beets
3/8/2009 3:29:24 PM EDT
[#8]


It will tear you up....
3/8/2009 3:32:58 PM EDT
[#9]
A half hour???

Wow...someone needs a bit more fiber in their diet.
3/8/2009 3:38:06 PM EDT
[#10]
If it was me, I'd level that toilet.
3/8/2009 3:38:10 PM EDT
[#11]
I did my duty pretty quick tonight but I just got a new issue of Shotgun . BRAND NEW Subscription . So I took a while extra to browse . Got through maybe half of it .

20 min or so ??
3/8/2009 3:46:28 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
A half hour???

Wow...someone needs a bit more fiber in their diet.


Also the smartass response is

Cant keep letting them pack that ass.
3/8/2009 4:06:03 PM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:


I did my duty pretty quick tonight but I just got a new issue of Shotgun . BRAND NEW Subscription . So I took a while extra to browse . Got through maybe half of it .



20 min or so ??


You're begging for roids doing that kind of shit.  Pun intended.



 
3/8/2009 4:17:18 PM EDT
[#14]
shits to be you.  i mean sucks
3/8/2009 4:19:13 PM EDT
[#15]
Take all the time you need, and then some.  Sometimes, its a man's only sanctuary.
3/9/2009 1:00:47 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Take all the time you need, and then some.  Sometimes, its a man's only sanctuary.




Well, one of ya gets it.


3/9/2009 1:06:17 AM EDT
[#17]
What is wrong with your system that it takes 30 minutes to shit? Dude, fiber, get some.
3/9/2009 1:15:47 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
If it's taking that long to do what needs doing you have a problem.   Increase your dietary fiber, get more
exercise, eat less refined food etc.   This type of problem is a prelude to serious issues in the future
up to and including an increase incidence of colon cancer.




Buullllshit! Sometimes the "library" is the only alone/down/reading/private/whatever time a guy can get. Seriously, some of you guys are too serious. Take a breather.

3/9/2009 2:41:38 AM EDT
[#19]
Must have alot of gun and ammo magazines in there.
3/9/2009 2:50:59 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Take all the time you need, and then some.  Sometimes, its a man's only sanctuary.




Well, one of ya gets it.




I'm with ya on sanctuary.
I have to have all three doors locked for that.
Even the dog tries barging in. Although he just sits there and deals with the repercussion / reproductions..