Posted: 2/23/2009 8:44:57 PM EDT
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I had already fathered 7 children by the age of 13, owned my first AR15, built a house with my bare hands, walked 10 miles to school one way, awarded every medal in the Armed forces. How's that for AR15 standards! High speed low drag space shuttle door gunner! Third wife with our baby 
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Been around the world six times. Seen the northern lights and the southern cross.
Killed everything that walks, crawls or swims at one time or another. Been to two goat rodeos, and even saw a monkey try to fuck a football once. But I ain't never seen no shit llike this. |