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2/20/2009 9:39:12 AM EDT
The guy at the gun shop says birdshot, but I'm thinking #1 or #0 Buckshot...

Thoughts?

ETA:  my liberal friend says 9mm.

ETA: What about chairs that seem content to attack inanimate objects?

ETA: And those that predominantly go  after large game?
2/20/2009 9:40:03 AM EDT
[#1]


10mm, it will explode the chair into millions of pieces before injuring a little boys insides. Even if you shoot it in the wheel.

2/20/2009 9:40:26 AM EDT
[#2]
Depends on if the chair is armed or not...


2/20/2009 9:40:54 AM EDT
[#3]
I have my attack chimp sit in the chair first.
2/20/2009 9:42:07 AM EDT
[#4]
Make sure to use birdshot, you don't want to overpenetrate and hit the dresser!
2/20/2009 9:42:29 AM EDT
[#5]
How about a dum-dum?

2/20/2009 9:42:48 AM EDT
[#6]
I've heard legends of threads like these.....
2/20/2009 9:45:32 AM EDT
[#7]
Throw a Glock at it.
2/20/2009 9:50:08 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Throw a Glock at it.


this, but have your tactical chimp throw a glow at it  be prepared for total decimation of the chair and all whom have sat in the chair...
then ban it for the children....
2/20/2009 9:57:14 AM EDT
[#9]
Chimp is blading?
2/20/2009 9:59:29 AM EDT
[#10]
Would have been a non-story if the kid had been wearing MARPATâ„¢ 5.11 Tactical Pants.



However, I would attack with the only ARFcom-approved life-saver: loud pipes.
2/20/2009 10:01:29 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Throw a Glock at it.


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
2/20/2009 10:03:37 AM EDT
[#12]
9mm doesn't have enough stopping power to knock down a charging chair. .45 or nothing.
2/20/2009 10:03:54 AM EDT
[#13]
How's about an African safari chair hunt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBrML8pUulc
2/20/2009 10:04:00 AM EDT
[#14]
I prefer a black assault weapon.  I can fire from the hip without even having to aim and the bullets are more deadly than if they were fired from a gun with a wooden frame.  Also if the chair decides to fly an airplane at me I use can the assault weapon to take him out with a single bullet (firing from the hip of course because that makes the bullets more powerful).
2/20/2009 10:04:29 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Throw a Glock at it.




2/20/2009 10:06:52 AM EDT
[#16]
HEAT round is the only thing guaranteed to neutralize a suicide bomber chair.
2/20/2009 10:09:16 AM EDT
[#17]
I saw where someone had shot one of those plastic school cafeteria chairs with birdshot.  All the pellets just imbedded in the surface of the plastic and didn't even penetrate the full diameter of the pellet.  Gonna need sabot slugs, I'm thinking.  
2/20/2009 10:44:43 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Throw a Glock at it.


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!




Exactly - the myth of the 1-shot chair stop is just that - dump a mag into it to be safe!
2/20/2009 1:01:28 PM EDT
[#19]
No!