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OK who left that one? That comment has ARFCOMMER written all over it |
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From the taintpaint.com website:
Use Taint Paint's all natural mixture of bees wax, coconut oil, almond oil and vitamin E to combat: Mechanic’s ass Trucker’s Butt Chaped Chode Torn up Taint Athlete’s Chafe Asshole Casserole Diaper Rash (Both Infant and Elderly) Farmer’s Crack Swamp ass (Swass) and Crotch Over Sexed Grundel Raw Booty Niagra Balls Tender Haunches "Asshole Casserole"
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From the taintpaint.com website: Use Taint Paint's all natural mixture of bees wax, coconut oil, almond oil and vitamin E to combat: Mechanic’s ass Trucker’s Butt Chaped Chode Torn up Taint Athlete’s Chafe Asshole Casserole Diaper Rash (Both Infant and Elderly) Farmer’s Crack Swamp ass (Swass) and Crotch Over Sexed Grundel Raw Booty Niagra Balls Tender Haunches "Asshole Casserole" ![]()
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Nope, that goes on an ASSociated hardware part. |
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Let's all hope the comments section does not get abused... |
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Quoted: Let's all hope the comments section does not get abused... Yup No chance of that happening.
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Q: What is a taint?
A: The taint, also known as the perineum in the medical field, is the patch of skin between the genitals and the anus. On a man, it’s the area between the sack and the crack, and on a woman its the area between the giney and the heinie. During certain activities, or just from stress alone, this area can become sore, and chaffed. When this happens, the taint has transformed into what we in the industry like to call the angry inch, and a calmative is needed – hence Taint Paint. Q: Will Taint Paint bring a fine sheen to my dogs coat? A: Maybe? Taint Paint does not engage animal testing. All product testing is done in a controlled cleanroom environment on physically active homless people, on treadmills.
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