Posted: 2/12/2009 11:01:44 AM EDT
| I was just randomly pondering things today and got to thinking of one of the great upsets of human life. You can rarely share your best’s farts with those that you love. For example, when you let one rip in the bathtub and the concentrated stench overwhelms your senses, aren’t you a bit sad inside you couldn’t share the undiluted perfection? |