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2/9/2009 3:45:31 PM EDT
The entire package:


Closeup:


Bonus breakfast picture:


Boca burger (Mmm, soy.) with some yellow curry paste/salt (I just moved and those were the only spices I have, it actually tastes good) for seasonings.
Wheat bun from the $1 Wal-Mart bakery rack.
Onions sauteed in butter, bun toasted on top of onions/butter.
Heinz Ketchup, Heinz Spicy Brown Mustard and Louisiana sauce and banana peppers for condiments.
Cheap ass fries from Aldi.
Miller High Life

Non-food items:

Sig SP2009, 9mm. 30rds 124gr +P JHPs.
Benchmade 943.
Inova X1.
2/9/2009 3:51:16 PM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
Boca burger (Mmm, soy.)


Um, no.

0/10 I'll give you a 2 just for the beer, and it's a good thing you've got a gun there, 'cause I'd rather eat a bullet than a soy burger.
2/9/2009 3:51:57 PM EDT
[#2]
So that's how a "Communist" eats...???
2/9/2009 3:53:48 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Boca burger (Mmm, soy.)


Um, no.

0/10 I'll give you a 2 just for the beer, and it's a good thing you've got a gun there, 'cause I'd rather eat a bullet than a soy burger.


2/9/2009 3:54:12 PM EDT
[#4]
-1 Miller high life
-1 curry (hate indian food)
-1 hate crinkle cut fries
-1 soy product

6/10
2/9/2009 3:54:25 PM EDT
[#5]
Looks tasty as hell.

9/10 (no napkin)

/me runs and checks the freezer for anything resembling Boca or Morning Star burgers.


ETA:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Boca burger (Mmm, soy.)
Um, no.
0/10 I'll give you a 2 just for the beer, and it's a good thing you've got a gun there, 'cause I'd rather eat a bullet than a soy burger.

2/9/2009 3:55:46 PM EDT
[#6]
I tried Boca burgers before, but I have horrendous problems trying to digest soy.

For anyone who hasn't tried one though - they actually do taste pretty much like a hamburger!

EDIT: Oh I forgot your grade!  7/10.
2/9/2009 3:56:35 PM EDT
[#7]
0/10

no beef

2/9/2009 3:56:40 PM EDT
[#8]
Sure, soy burgers aren't as good as a real burger but I can't eat a 1/2 pound bacon patty melt every day. This meal including the beer weighs in at maybe 750 calories or so; less than your average fast food burger (Or half as much as many of them).

I'll do steak when I go grocery shopping next but you really can't knock a boca burger unless you've actually tried them.
2/9/2009 3:56:55 PM EDT
[#9]
0/10 just for voting for a communist.

Fuck Obama
2/9/2009 3:57:04 PM EDT
[#10]
woah......

1/10 the ammo looks more appetizing than what's on the plate.
2/9/2009 3:57:07 PM EDT
[#11]
2/9/2009 3:57:58 PM EDT
[#12]
-1 for polymer sig
-1 for high life
-1 for crinkle fries
-1 for not tacticool enough flash light
-1 for curry
-5 for soy burger


you sir, fail.
2/9/2009 3:58:04 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Boca burger (Mmm, soy.)


Um, no.

0/10 I'll give you a 2 just for the beer, and it's a good thing you've got a gun there, 'cause I'd rather eat a bullet than a soy burger.




2/9/2009 3:59:36 PM EDT
[#14]
No score for you!!
2/9/2009 3:59:41 PM EDT
[#15]
I'd eat it. 10/10
2/9/2009 4:00:17 PM EDT
[#16]
God this is a tough crowd around here!
2/9/2009 4:02:02 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
God this is a tough crowd around here!


Yeah, whatever. Not weighing 300LBs isn't a benefit around here I guess.
2/9/2009 4:03:33 PM EDT
[#18]
Sorry mate.

4/10
2/9/2009 4:07:01 PM EDT
[#19]
I thought it looked tasty! I was like







Then I read your post and realized that your meal was seriously lacking...







Where's the beef?





Epic Fail!





0/10





MAX

 
2/9/2009 4:10:13 PM EDT
[#20]
6/10

You know if you bought more reasonably priced knives and flashlights you could probably buy better beer and real meat.
2/9/2009 4:10:17 PM EDT
[#21]
Massive fail.

-8/10 for soy
2/9/2009 4:10:40 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
God this is a tough crowd around here!


Yeah, whatever. Not weighing 300LBs isn't a benefit around here I guess.


LOL!

Don't feel bad, every "food" picture I've ever tried has resulted in MASSIVE FAIL!


2/9/2009 4:12:53 PM EDT
[#23]
The bullets fell out of your pistol...



ETA:  Soy burger =


2/9/2009 4:13:38 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
God this is a tough crowd around here!


Yeah, whatever. Not weighing 300LBs isn't a benefit around here I guess.


You can eat however you want, just don't expect everyone else around here to dig it.
2/9/2009 4:15:26 PM EDT
[#25]
This whole thread is nothing but a giant pile of FAIL.
2/9/2009 4:18:34 PM EDT
[#26]
I'd eat it.

5/10
2/9/2009 4:21:33 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
6/10

You know if you bought more reasonably priced knives and flashlights you could probably buy better beer and real meat.


Boca burgers are probably significantly more pound for pound than ground beef. The Benchmade is pricey for sure but the Inova costs all of $20 and is probably my favorite flashlight. Sure it isn't tacticlol but it is durable and gives off plenty of light while running forever on a single AA battery (I think I changed the battery once in the last year) as opposed to the Surefire 6P and G2 I have with no CR123A batteries at the moment since ordering them is a pain in the ass.

Don't hate on the High Life. I drink everything from Chimay and other expensive beers, micro brews to Steel Reserve. High Life is my favorite cheap beer, also it is extremely fresh since it is brewed about a half hour from here.
2/9/2009 4:21:57 PM EDT
[#28]

Even the food you eat is queer.



2/9/2009 4:22:10 PM EDT
[#29]
2/10    

I gave 2 only for the gun and ammo
2/9/2009 4:22:43 PM EDT
[#30]
Here is my dinner companion :

2/9/2009 4:22:51 PM EDT
[#31]
10/10 for making a conscious effort to eat more sensibly.  


You could use more greens, and maybe a couple of juicy tomato slices, though.
2/9/2009 4:23:31 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:

Even the food you eat is queer.





And you probably look worse than Marlon Brando in your avatar.
2/9/2009 4:23:47 PM EDT
[#33]
your a brave soul to admit it's a soy burger for that I give you a 10...does look kinda tasty
2/9/2009 4:24:42 PM EDT
[#34]
soy? curry paste?  what kind of shit is that?
2/9/2009 4:25:31 PM EDT
[#35]

When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A soy burger dinner pic, and it carries with it thirteen french fries."  
When asked if it found favor, the whole of the people cried out in dismay, saying "No thank you, we'd rather not eat that, no matter the amount of malted High Life that was placed before us".
2/9/2009 4:26:46 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:

When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A soy burger dinner pic, and it carries with it thirteen french fries."  
When asked if it found favor, the whole of the people cried out in dismay, saying "No thank you, we'd rather not eat that, no matter the amount of malted High Life that was placed before us".


I loled.
2/9/2009 4:27:45 PM EDT
[#37]
i'll drink that high life its my favorite beer.
10+ on that
2/9/2009 4:27:47 PM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:


10/10 for making a conscious effort to eat more sensibly.  





You could use more greens, and maybe a couple of juicy tomato slices, though.


Edited for truth and consistency!



MAX



 
2/9/2009 4:30:13 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:

Even the food you eat is queer.





2/9/2009 4:32:08 PM EDT
[#40]
Shittiest effort I've ever seen, and a complete waste of time and not worth grading.

Oh...fuck your commie-boy Obama, too.

HH

2/9/2009 4:33:16 PM EDT
[#41]
If that's what you got for dinner, then that's what you got for dinner.
Pretty sad.
2/9/2009 4:33:26 PM EDT
[#42]
Soy is bad for you.

0
2/9/2009 4:33:59 PM EDT
[#43]
very very FAIL.
2/9/2009 4:34:13 PM EDT
[#44]
I'd eat a boca burger...  They might make good buns for the real burger . Being an omnivore rules!!!!

5/10 since you had a gun.
-5
0/10 for your dinner date.
2/9/2009 4:34:48 PM EDT
[#45]
-10
2/9/2009 4:35:57 PM EDT
[#46]
Branded trolls get a atomatic 0

2/9/2009 4:39:15 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Soy is bad for you.

0


Soy contains lots of phytoestrogens and this creates an imbalance in your testosterone / estrogen balance. Man boobs are typical of soy munchers.
2/9/2009 4:40:33 PM EDT
[#48]
Looks like you went down to the local Tasty Freeze and bought a burger and fries but it is not even a real burger. -7
Beverage not opened -1
No Napkin -1

You get -5 of 10
Total, Complete and possibly Epic Failure.
Go home now to your parents basement and cry yourself to sleep.
2/9/2009 4:41:28 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Soy is bad for you.

0


Soy contains lots of phytoestrogens and this creates an imbalance in your testosterone / estrogen balance. Man boobs are typical of soy munchers.


Interestingly enough, there are some magnificent sets of titties on beef-chomping, 350 pound men as well.
2/9/2009 4:42:15 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Branded trolls get a atomatic 0



Boca is tasty stuff.

7/10. I'd sure eat it.












































Fuck Obama.
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