Posted: 1/28/2009 3:13:35 PM EDT
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A black woman was in the kitchen preparing dinner and in walks her son. He grabs a handfull of flour, tosses it on his face and then turns to his mother and says
SON: Hey look mom, I'm a white person! His mother turns to him and smacks him in the face! MOM: Oh, you think thats funny?! Go tell your dad! Rubbing the side of his cheek the young boy walks into the den where his dad is watching TV and decides to give it another go. SON: Look at me dad, I'm a white person! His father promptly smacks him! DAD: You think that crap is funny huh? Yeah well I'll bet your grandpa will get a real laugh out of it, go tell him. Rubbing the other cheek and following his dads advice (hoping for a better response) the boy goes accross the street to his grandpa's house. GRANDSON: Hey grandpa look at me, I'm white! *SMACK*! GRANDFATHER:Not funny at all, now go home! The boy walks back home and into the kitchen to his mother. MOM: Well, what did you learn from all this? Still rubbing his cheek he replies SON: I've only been a white person for 15 minuets and I already hate you black people! 
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