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1/2/2009 2:00:56 PM EDT
Is it common?

The wife won't let me sleep on my back.  I haven't had a good nights sleep in years.
1/2/2009 2:01:54 PM EDT
[#1]
1/2/2009 2:01:59 PM EDT
[#2]
Well, if you kill her and go to prison she won't be telling you how you can sleep...
1/2/2009 2:02:32 PM EDT
[#3]
It's hard to snore with Bubba's cock in your throat.
1/2/2009 2:02:43 PM EDT
[#4]
Kick her out of the bed. Problem solved.
1/2/2009 2:02:49 PM EDT
[#5]
What the fuck is prison snoring?
1/2/2009 2:03:09 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
It's hard to snore with Bubba's cock in your throat.


This.

1/2/2009 2:03:47 PM EDT
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1/2/2009 2:03:48 PM EDT
[#8]
You win the 'bizarre thread title of the day' award.

Contact site staff for your prize.
1/2/2009 2:05:03 PM EDT
[#9]


I'm sure he gets alot of midnight quickies with that contraption on.
1/2/2009 2:05:50 PM EDT
[#10]
You can't request a single cell?

I was watching Shawshank Redemption again, and wondered what it sounds like after lights out.
1/2/2009 2:06:36 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
You can't request a single cell?

I was watching Shawshank Redemption again, and wondered what it sounds like after lights out.




Lots of grunting.

1/2/2009 2:07:51 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:


I'm sure he gets alot of midnight quickies with that contraption on.


You just KNOW she's a freak for the Darth Vader noise!!!
1/2/2009 2:09:08 PM EDT
[#13]


That's almost exactly what I wear to bed every night.  
1/2/2009 2:09:17 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
You win the 'bizarre thread title of the day' award.

Contact site staff for your prize.


Seems the best threads are bizarre random thoughts, huh?

If I could snore in prison, it wouldn't be a total loss, you know?
1/2/2009 2:16:44 PM EDT
[#15]
I would think you would be fine, that is, unless your cellie can kick your ass.
1/2/2009 2:19:35 PM EDT
[#16]
We had some killer snoring going on  in basic training.  Some of those guys sounded like the gun on an A-10.
1/2/2009 2:20:07 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
I would think you would be fine, that is, unless your cellie can kick your ass.


Okay good, I'm thinking positive thoughts in 2009.