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Posted: 12/23/2001 9:49:43 AM EDT
The Twelve Days of AR15 On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A cartridge in .223. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two shooting gloves and a cartridge in .223. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three detent pins, Two shooting gloves and a cartridge in .223. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four red dot sights, Three detent pins, Two shooting gloves and a cartridge in .223. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five Beta-Cs. Four red dot sights, Three detent pins, Two shooting gloves and a cartridge in .223. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Six targets X-ring, Five Beta-Cs. Four red dot sights, Three detent pins, Two shooting gloves and a cartridge in .223. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven barrels fluted, Six targets X-ring, Five Beta-Cs. Four red dot sights, Three detent pins, Two shooting gloves and a cartridge in .223. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eight M4 handguards, Seven barrels fluted, Six targets X-ring, Five Beta-Cs. Four red dot sights, Three detent pins, Two shooting gloves and a cartridge in .223. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Nine lowers pre-ban, Eight M4 handguards, Seven barrels fluted, Six targets X-ring, Five Beta-Cs. Four red dot sights, Three detent pins, Two shooting gloves and a cartridge in .223. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Ten straps for slinging, Nine lowers pre-ban, Eight M4 handguards, Seven barrels fluted, Six targets X-ring, Five Beta-Cs. Four red dot sights, Three detent pins, Two shooting gloves and a cartridge in .223. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eleven pepper poppers, Ten straps for slinging, Nine lowers pre-ban, Eight M4 handguards, Seven barrels fluted, Six targets X-ring, Five Beta-Cs. Four red dot sights, Three detent pins, Two shooting gloves and a cartridge in .223. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve drums of ammo, Eleven pepper poppers, Ten straps for slinging, Nine lowers pre-ban, Eight M4 handguards, Seven barrels fluted, Six targets X-ring, Five Beta-Cs. Four red dot sights, Three detent pins, Two shooting gloves and a cartridge in .223. Lyrics by ME! So if you sing it round the tree lift a beer and say "Merry Christmas, RedGoat!" TheRedGoat
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 9:54:07 AM EDT
That is some good stuff LOL!
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 10:03:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 5150BRY: That is some good stuff LOL!
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Thanks! The part "Fiiivvve Beeeta-Ceeeeees!" is fun! Hard not to smile while singing that line!
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 10:37:29 AM EDT
Very funny. But what is "Eleven pepper poppers"?
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 11:01:52 AM EDT
He must've pissed off his wife. She sent him to his party barn to cool off. There he got bored and wrote this song. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 12:12:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 12:40:02 PM EDT
Finally!! A christmas carol I like. [bounce][bounce]
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 12:46:12 PM EDT
EXCELLENT! No_Expert
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 12:53:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: He must've pissed off his wife. She sent him to his party barn to cool off. There he got bored and wrote this song. [:D]
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Too funny! Actually I wrote the song while waiting for my lovely wife to return from the grocery stores with some things I needed for a recipe. Ain't that sweet? Here is the recipe: (my own recipe I might add...) Venison stuffed mushrooms. 2 packages of large white mushrooms. Washed, De-stimmed 1/4 pound ground venison (marinate in worcestershire and soy sauce with Fajita spice prior to grinding) 1/8 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1/4 cup Cheddar cheese grated (save a little for top dressing) 1/8 cup chopped parsley (save a little for garnish) 1-2 tsp coarse black pepper 1 tsp garlic powder (NOT garlic salt) 2 large eggs 10-12 saltine cracker very finely crushed 1 medium onion minced Cook ground venison thouroughly, add minced onion, cook until onions are soft. When cooked place venison in freezer to cool rapidly. When venison is completely cooled combine with all other ingredients (except the mushroom tops) in a bowl and mix well. Press liberal amounts of the mixture into each mushroom top. Arrange in a large (very large) cast iron pan. Place small pieces (1/4 dime size) of cheddar cheese on top of each stuffed mushroom. Lightly sprinkle each with olive oil prior to cooking. When presenting, add a small amount of some parsley as a garnish. Cook at 325 for 30-35 minutes. Be careful with the amount of salt that you use, you will notice that the recipe does not call for any! The soy/worcestershire marinade with fajita spice makes the meat salty enough. Using saltine crackers add a small amount, and cheese has a salt content to consider as well. Enjoy! TheRedGoat
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 1:42:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/23/2001 1:33:47 PM EDT by cmymud]
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 1:57:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cmymud: My kids loved it , my wife thought I fliped
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[:)] Glad to hear it! TheRedGoat
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 2:02:35 PM EDT
Now just like some T.V. shows have done, I think we should go around and find out how much all of the stated items would actually cost... Hmmm....
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 2:16:22 PM EDT
Yeah, a bunch of pre-ban lowers and Beta-Cs.. chump change I am sure. Leaving for a Christmas party now. Started on a new song, but I don't have time to finish the lyrics, you guys take it from here. Silent night... MP 5, Silent Type, I am calm, gun is quiet 'Round yon corner "slicing the pie" MP 5 so deadly and light TheRedGoat
Link Posted: 12/23/2001 2:20:57 PM EDT
Red, Very Good Tune. My sons loved it. Everybody knows that Santa's favorite weapon is an AR.
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