The Twelve Days of AR15

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A cartridge in .223.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two shooting gloves
and a cartridge in .223.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three detent pins,
Two shooting gloves
and a cartridge in .223.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four red dot sights,
Three detent pins,
Two shooting gloves
and a cartridge in .223.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Five Beta-Cs.

Four red dot sights,
Three detent pins,
Two shooting gloves
and a cartridge in .223.


On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six targets X-ring,
Five Beta-Cs.
Four red dot sights,
Three detent pins,
Two shooting gloves
and a cartridge in .223.


On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven barrels fluted,
Six targets X-ring,
Five Beta-Cs.
Four red dot sights,
Three detent pins,
Two shooting gloves
and a cartridge in .223.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight M4 handguards,
Seven barrels fluted,
Six targets X-ring,
Five Beta-Cs.
Four red dot sights,
Three detent pins,
Two shooting gloves
and a cartridge in .223.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine lowers pre-ban,
Eight M4 handguards,
Seven barrels fluted,
Six targets X-ring,
Five Beta-Cs.
Four red dot sights,
Three detent pins,
Two shooting gloves
and a cartridge in .223.


On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten straps for slinging,
Nine lowers pre-ban,
Eight M4 handguards,
Seven barrels fluted,
Six targets X-ring,
Five Beta-Cs.
Four red dot sights,
Three detent pins,
Two shooting gloves
and a cartridge in .223.


On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven pepper poppers,
Ten straps for slinging,
Nine lowers pre-ban,
Eight M4 handguards,
Seven barrels fluted,
Six targets X-ring,
Five Beta-Cs.
Four red dot sights,
Three detent pins,
Two shooting gloves
and a cartridge in .223.


On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve drums of ammo,
Eleven pepper poppers,
Ten straps for slinging,
Nine lowers pre-ban,
Eight M4 handguards,
Seven barrels fluted,
Six targets X-ring,
Five Beta-Cs.
Four red dot sights,
Three detent pins,
Two shooting gloves
and a cartridge in .223.


Lyrics by ME!  So if you sing it round the tree lift a beer and say "Merry Christmas, RedGoat!"

TheRedGoat

That is some good stuff LOL!

Thanks!  The part "Fiiivvve Beeeta-Ceeeeees!"  is fun!  Hard not to smile while singing that line!

Very funny.

But what is "Eleven pepper poppers"?

He must've pissed off his wife. She sent him to his party barn to cool off. There he got bored and wrote this song. [:D]

Finally!! A christmas carol I like. [bounce][bounce]

EXCELLENT!

No_Expert

Too funny!  

Actually I wrote the song while waiting for my lovely wife to return from the grocery stores with some things I needed for a recipe.  Ain't that sweet?

Here is the recipe:  (my own recipe I might add...)

Venison stuffed mushrooms.

2 packages of large white mushrooms.  Washed, De-stimmed

1/4 pound ground venison (marinate in worcestershire and soy sauce with Fajita spice prior to grinding)
1/8 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1/4 cup Cheddar cheese grated  (save a little for top dressing)
1/8 cup chopped parsley (save a little for garnish)
1-2 tsp coarse black pepper
1 tsp garlic powder (NOT garlic salt)
2 large eggs
10-12 saltine cracker very finely crushed
1 medium onion minced

Cook ground venison thouroughly, add minced onion, cook until onions are soft.  When cooked place venison in freezer to cool rapidly.

When venison is completely cooled combine with all other ingredients (except the mushroom tops) in a bowl and mix well.

Press liberal amounts of the mixture into each mushroom top.  Arrange in a large (very large) cast iron pan.  Place small pieces (1/4 dime size) of cheddar cheese on top of each stuffed mushroom.

Lightly sprinkle each with olive oil prior to cooking.

When presenting, add a small amount of some parsley as a garnish.

Cook at 325 for 30-35 minutes.

Be careful with the amount of salt that you use, you will notice that the recipe does not call for any! The soy/worcestershire marinade with fajita spice makes the meat salty enough.  Using saltine crackers add a small amount, and cheese has a salt content to consider as well.

Enjoy!

TheRedGoat

[:)]

Glad to hear it!  

TheRedGoat

Now just like some T.V. shows have done, I think we should go around and find out how much all of the stated items would actually cost...

Hmmm....

Yeah, a bunch of pre-ban lowers and Beta-Cs.. chump change I am sure.

Leaving for a Christmas party now. Started on a new song, but I don't have time to finish the lyrics, you guys take it from here.


Silent night...


MP 5, Silent Type, I am calm, gun is quiet
'Round yon corner "slicing the pie"
MP 5 so deadly and light


TheRedGoat

Red, Very Good Tune. My sons loved it.

Everybody knows that Santa's favorite weapon is an AR.