[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Inappropriate Hummer slogans

Posted: 12/23/2008 2:26:39 PM EDT

My wife and I were watching TV the other night, and a Hummer commercial came on. Well, at the end, this popped up:

I don't know why it never hit me before, but that's a pretty suggestive slogan.

Here's mine version:

Let's see what you guys can do with it.

Posted: 12/23/2008 2:30:45 PM EDT

[#1]

No way in hell I'd ever ride in a vehicle called a Hummer.

Not gonna happen.

Posted: 12/23/2008 2:48:43 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 12/23/2008 3:10:57 PM EDT

[#3]

I always wanted a bumper sticker that said something like. "I asked for a Hummer and all I got was this truck" Picture that on a H2...

Posted: 12/23/2008 3:17:31 PM EDT

[#4]

"Compensate for your lack of penis"

ETA: sorry, I misread the topic, INappropriate Hummer slogan.

Posted: 12/23/2008 3:22:37 PM EDT

[#5]

I saw a sticker on a big truck that said "If I wanted a hummer I'd ask your sister"

i usually see the truck once a week... I'll try to take a photo.

Posted: 12/23/2008 3:29:43 PM EDT

[#6]

H2 doesn't deserve the name of hummer.

The true hummer is the humvee. High Mobility Multi-purpose wheeled vehicle.

you want a hummer spend the money and buy a H1. the h2 is for rappers. the h3 looks like shit.

all I see is a tahoe with a different body on it and a much higher price tag coupled with crappier gas mileage.

Posted: 12/23/2008 3:30:24 PM EDT

[#7]

H2. Because my original Hummer was just to big for her to handle.