[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I have a potential problem... (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/19/2008 4:08:14 PM EDT
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie.
Luckily her dad doesn't. Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 
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does it burn when you pee? If not I don't see what the problem is.   It's common knowledge on this site that if you sleep with someone's daughter, her father has the right and responsibility to kill you and bury your body in an unmarked grave.This is exactly what I'm worried about! |
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie DID THE NASTY WITH HER DAUGHTER. Luckily her dad doesn't. I have $175 in Wall Mart gift cirtificates, I'm thinking ammo?... Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 http://stickman.rainierarms.com/galleries/Noveske/0O2P8818-A-1028-Stick.jpg I fixed it for you! 
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This is exactly what I'm worried about! I'm honestly interested in seeing the outcome of this thread...if there will be more of the "Don't worry about it, it's all legal and appropriate" replies or of the "I'd kill you if it were my daughter" type, since it's one of our own on the other end of the deal. |
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie. Luckily her dad doesn't. I have $175 in Wall Mart gift cirtificates, I'm thinking ammo?... Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 http://stickman.rainierarms.com/galleries/Noveske/0O2P8818-A-1028-Stick.jpg I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad, but if it were my little princess, there would be no "potential" about it. Not the act you think may get you in trouble, the bandying about of that act on here. I have a daughter, I have no illisions that she will be a nun to her 30th year. But if I walked into a bar and saw her beau backslapping and joking about it? Your puny .223 would wilt when I brought the lightning. I would end you. And I'm not kidding. |
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie. Luckily her dad doesn't. I have $175 in Wall Mart gift cirtificates, I'm thinking ammo?... Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 http://stickman.rainierarms.com/galleries/Noveske/0O2P8818-A-1028-Stick.jpg I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad, but if it were my little princess, there would be no "potential" about it. Not the act you think may get you in trouble, the bandying about of that act on here. I have a daughter, I have no illisions that she will be a nun to her 30th year. But if I walked into a bar and saw her beau backslapping and joking about it? Your puny .223 would wilt when I brought the lightning. I would end you. And I'm not kidding. I'm not flaunting it I just asking for sound advice. But I'm under the impression that if her dad does find out I'm gonna need to leave, and quick. |
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie. Luckily her dad doesn't. I have $175 in Wall Mart gift cirtificates, I'm thinking ammo?... Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 http://stickman.rainierarms.com/galleries/Noveske/0O2P8818-A-1028-Stick.jpg I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad, but if it were my little princess, there would be no "potential" about it. Not the act you think may get you in trouble, the bandying about of that act on here. I have a daughter, I have no illisions that she will be a nun to her 30th year. But if I walked into a bar and saw her beau backslapping and joking about it? Your puny .223 would wilt when I brought the lightning. I would end you. And I'm not kidding. Bandying about? Really? What's his name? What's the daughter's name? I sure don't know. |
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does it burn when you pee? If not I don't see what the problem is. It's common knowledge on this site that if you sleep with someone's daughter, her father has the right and responsibility to kill you and bury your body in an unmarked grave.This is exactly what I'm worried about! I'm planning on the swine disposal method just need to start raising hogs. 
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie. Luckily her dad doesn't. I have $175 in Wall Mart gift cirtificates, I'm thinking ammo?... Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 http://stickman.rainierarms.com/galleries/Noveske/0O2P8818-A-1028-Stick.jpg I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad, but if it were my little princess, there would be no "potential" about it. Not the act you think may get you in trouble, the bandying about of that act on here. I have a daughter, I have no illisions that she will be a nun to her 30th year. But if I walked into a bar and saw her beau backslapping and joking about it? Your puny .223 would wilt when I brought the lightning. I would end you. And I'm not kidding. I'm not flaunting it I just asking for sound advice. But I'm under the impression that if her dad does find out I'm gonna need to leave, and quick. Fair enough, it's NOT EVEN my daughter, she's only 7, you see the feelings this stirs. Sound advice: DO not expect it to go well if he finds out. Expect him to take it wrong. HE will not take it well. You are almost certainly not the guy she is going to marry, you are some 18 year old version of himself getting laid, only it's with the person he probably feels the need to protect more than any other. Tread lightly, friend. |
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie. Luckily her dad doesn't. I have $175 in Wall Mart gift cirtificates, I'm thinking ammo?... Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 http://stickman.rainierarms.com/galleries/Noveske/0O2P8818-A-1028-Stick.jpg I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad, but if it were my little princess, there would be no "potential" about it. Not the act you think may get you in trouble, the bandying about of that act on here. I have a daughter, I have no illisions that she will be a nun to her 30th year. But if I walked into a bar and saw her beau backslapping and joking about it? Your puny .223 would wilt when I brought the lightning. I would end you. And I'm not kidding. Bandying about? Really? What's his name? What's the daughter's name? I sure don't know. If you knew I'd have to kill you. 
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie. Luckily her dad doesn't. I have $175 in Wall Mart gift cirtificates, I'm thinking ammo?... Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 http://stickman.rainierarms.com/galleries/Noveske/0O2P8818-A-1028-Stick.jpg I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad, but if it were my little princess, there would be no "potential" about it. Not the act you think may get you in trouble, the bandying about of that act on here. I have a daughter, I have no illisions that she will be a nun to her 30th year. But if I walked into a bar and saw her beau backslapping and joking about it? Your puny .223 would wilt when I brought the lightning. I would end you. And I'm not kidding. Bandying about? Really? What's his name? What's the daughter's name? I sure don't know. "I Had pie"= bandying about. Nowhere did I say I knew her or his name, in fact, See the part where I said "I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad"? Yeah, that's why I wrote that part. |
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie. Luckily her dad doesn't. I have $175 in Wall Mart gift cirtificates, I'm thinking ammo?... Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 http://stickman.rainierarms.com/galleries/Noveske/0O2P8818-A-1028-Stick.jpg I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad, but if it were my little princess, there would be no "potential" about it. Not the act you think may get you in trouble, the bandying about of that act on here. I have a daughter, I have no illisions that she will be a nun to her 30th year. But if I walked into a bar and saw her beau backslapping and joking about it? Your puny .223 would wilt when I brought the lightning. I would end you. And I'm not kidding. Bandying about? Really? What's his name? What's the daughter's name? I sure don't know. "I Had pie"= bandying about. Nowhere did I say I knew her or his name, in fact, See the part where I said "I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad"? Yeah, that's why I wrote that part. So how would you suggest saying it without "bandying about"? I would say "did the nasty" is bandying about but not "pie" |
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BTW, if mom knows then after the "State of the Family Talk" right before they go to sleep the Father will be told!
Women DO NOT keep secrets, you know the old saying about getting information around a community there are two relaible ways. Telephone or Tellawoman. |
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie. Luckily her dad doesn't. I have $175 in Wall Mart gift cirtificates, I'm thinking ammo?... Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 http://stickman.rainierarms.com/galleries/Noveske/0O2P8818-A-1028-Stick.jpg I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad, but if it were my little princess, there would be no "potential" about it. Not the act you think may get you in trouble, the bandying about of that act on here. I have a daughter, I have no illisions that she will be a nun to her 30th year. But if I walked into a bar and saw her beau backslapping and joking about it? Your puny .223 would wilt when I brought the lightning. I would end you. And I'm not kidding. Bandying about? Really? What's his name? What's the daughter's name? I sure don't know. "I Had pie"= bandying about. Nowhere did I say I knew her or his name, in fact, See the part where I said "I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad"? Yeah, that's why I wrote that part. So how would you suggest saying it without "bandying about"? I would say "did the nasty" is bandying about but not "pie" We cross posted, I did give advice, above, to whit: I'm not flaunting it I just asking for sound advice. But I'm under the impression that if her dad does find out I'm gonna need to leave, and quick. Fair enough, it's NOT EVEN my daughter, she's only 7, you see the feelings this stirs. Sound advice: DO not expect it to go well if he finds out. Expect him to take it wrong. HE will not take it well. You are almost certainly not the guy she is going to marry, you are some 18 year old version of himself getting laid, only it's with the person he probably feels the need to protect more than any other. Tread lightly, friend. |
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How long have you two been together? If her mom knows, I think it would be a pretty safe assumption the father also knows or will know soon enough. Good luck. not quite 6 mo. I highly doubt that her mom will tell her dad. hmmmm...as long as you've been respectful to her family and have treated her well, there shouldn't be a "huge" problem. Of course their not going to be thrilled with the idea of you having those kind of relations with their daughter, just be respectful about it. oh, and don't get caught with your pants down...trust me you don't want that... ETA: after reading some of the posts from actual fathers, maybe I was wrong. You should pack your bags and leave town for a bit
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie. Luckily her dad doesn't. I have $175 in Wall Mart gift cirtificates, I'm thinking ammo?... Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 http://stickman.rainierarms.com/galleries/Noveske/0O2P8818-A-1028-Stick.jpg I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad, but if it were my little princess, there would be no "potential" about it. Not the act you think may get you in trouble, the bandying about of that act on here. I have a daughter, I have no illisions that she will be a nun to her 30th year. But if I walked into a bar and saw her beau backslapping and joking about it? Your puny .223 would wilt when I brought the lightning. I would end you. And I'm not kidding. Bandying about? Really? What's his name? What's the daughter's name? I sure don't know. "I Had pie"= bandying about. Nowhere did I say I knew her or his name, in fact, See the part where I said "I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad"? Yeah, that's why I wrote that part. I understand that, but I think dear old dad is much more likely to hear it from dear old mom, since she already knows. That's what I would be worried about. I am not condemning the guy...I had sex with an 18 year old college freshman when I was a 22 year old senior. Her mom found out (but her dad didn't) and we later wound up breaking up, although not because of her mom. I had visited their house over Christmas, and I hate to think what would have happened had I visited her house AFTER the mom found out. |
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You should probably keep your bug out bag packed; Dad may have an altogether different reaction to the news that you have been tapping his daughter. She may be 18 and legal but that will not prevent Dad from showing you the short route to the emergency room for the reattachment of your testicles.
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How long have you two been together? If her mom knows, I think it would be a pretty safe assumption the father also knows or will know soon enough. Good luck. not quite 6 mo. I highly doubt that her mom will tell her dad. hmmmm...as long as you've been respectful to her family and have treated her well, there shouldn't be a "huge" problem. Of course their not going to be thrilled with the idea of you having those kind of relations with their daughter, just be respectful about it. oh, and don't get caught with your pants down...trust me you don't want that... ETA: after reading some of the posts from actual fathers, maybe I was wrong. You should pack your bags and leave town for a bit They all live a few hours away... She said that her mom was OK with it and I believed her when she said her mom won't tell her dad. |
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Wait,let me see if I have this,I'm a little dense sometimes. You banged your girlfriend,her mom knows,her father doesn't and you want to buy some ammo at Walmart. I think your just bragging.  No, not bragging, If I were bragging I would not have put it nicely. |
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie. Luckily her dad doesn't. I have $175 in Wall Mart gift cirtificates, I'm thinking ammo?... Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 http://stickman.rainierarms.com/galleries/Noveske/0O2P8818-A-1028-Stick.jpg I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad, but if it were my little princess, there would be no "potential" about it. Not the act you think may get you in trouble, the bandying about of that act on here. I have a daughter, I have no illisions that she will be a nun to her 30th year. But if I walked into a bar and saw her beau backslapping and joking about it? Your puny .223 would wilt when I brought the lightning. I would end you. And I'm not kidding. Bandying about? Really? What's his name? What's the daughter's name? I sure don't know. "I Had pie"= bandying about. Nowhere did I say I knew her or his name, in fact, See the part where I said "I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad"? Yeah, that's why I wrote that part. I understand that, but I think dear old dad is much more likely to hear it from dear old mom, since she already knows. That's what I would be worried about. I am not condemning the guy...I had sex with an 18 year old college freshman when I was a 22 year old senior. Her mom found out (but her dad didn't) and we later wound up breaking up, although not because of her mom. I had visited their house over Christmas, and I hate to think what would have happened had I visited her house AFTER the mom found out. I'm not comdemning him either, I am trying to explain the irrational white hot hatred I have, as a typical father, albeit probably slightly better armed and trained than average, has for some punk screwing his daughter. I did the same crap you did when I was younger. We were ALL that punk once, maybe that's why dads feel the way some do. It's not going to help him, though. Something primeval is triggered in this arena, I know because I feel it already, and my princess is 7. Just warning him in a differnt way, that's all. |
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie. Luckily her dad doesn't. Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 http://stickman.rainierarms.com/galleries/Noveske/0O2P8818-A-1028-Stick.jpg I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad, but if it were my little princess, there would be no "potential" about it. Not the act you think may get you in trouble, the bandying about of that act on here. I have a daughter, I have no illisions that she will be a nun to her 30th year. But if I walked into a bar and saw her beau backslapping and joking about it? Your puny .223 would wilt when I brought the lightning. I would end you. And I'm not kidding. Bandying about? Really? What's his name? What's the daughter's name? I sure don't know. "I Had pie"= bandying about. Nowhere did I say I knew her or his name, in fact, See the part where I said "I don't know how likely it is that your decision to post this here will get back to dear old dad"? Yeah, that's why I wrote that part. I understand that, but I think dear old dad is much more likely to hear it from dear old mom, since she already knows. That's what I would be worried about. I am not condemning the guy...I had sex with an 18 year old college freshman when I was a 22 year old senior. Her mom found out (but her dad didn't) and we later wound up breaking up, although not because of her mom. I had visited their house over Christmas, and I hate to think what would have happened had I visited her house AFTER the mom found out. I'm not comdemning him either, I am trying to explain the irrational white hot hatred I have, as a typical father, albeit probably slightly better armed and trained than average, has for some punk screwing his daughter. I did the same crap you did when I was younger. We were ALL that punk once, maybe that's why dads feel the way some do. It's not going to help him, though. Something primeval is triggered in this arena, I know because I feel it already, and my princess is 7. Just warning him in a differnt way, that's all. Oh, hell I COMPLETELY understand the wanting to kill the guy who did the daughter thing I know I'm gonna be like in Bad Boys 2. 
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What it really comes down to is just how crazy is her father?
When I was 17 I would have said the same thing about her father, but I wouldn't have literally meant it. It was the same situation for the most part, eventually the girls mom told the dad in an appropriate fashion and made him behave. Most realistic people will just make you feel uncomfortable or perhaps forbid you two see each other. If you really do fear for your life I would bail now. |
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What it really comes down to is just how crazy is her father? When I was 17 I would have said the same thing about her father, but I wouldn't have literally meant it. It was the same situation for the most part, eventually the girls mom told the dad in an appropriate fashion and made him behave. Most realistic people will just make you feel uncomfortable or perhaps forbid you two see each other. If you really do fear for your life I would bail now. Well when I first met her dad he mentioned a shotgun if I ever hurt her, so I guess that's where I'm coming from... 
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My gf's mom knows that I had Pie. Luckily her dad doesn't. Also I just ordered this for my 1st AR: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413249 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=413257 http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=413251 http://stickman.rainierarms.com/galleries/Noveske/0O2P8818-A-1028-Stick.jpg You sir, are an idiot. So who else you told? Got any pictures? Just so you know, there is a secret society of Fathers of Young Females. We have a sacred pact, the one that does you in will not be her father, he will have an alibi, It will be an "Uncle". |